The Blow Jobs That Ruined America

     

Palin - Trump & The Age of The Rise of Schmuckism

 

 With esteemed history writers and pundits already referring to the time period between the rise of The Tea Party with the ascension of Sarah Palin in 2008 to the ascension of Donald Trump in 2016 and beyond as “The Rise of The American Schmucks” i thought i might peruse over that for the benefit of my followers.

  I suppose you could look at this time of our cultural collapse as a period when - (let’s stick with the adjective “Schmucks” as it immediately designates and implicitly conjures up the demo i am addressing here, without any fancy pants esoteric parsing that might cause confusion - (and also has a nice talmudic ring to it)  

 SUDDENLY!  -  Schmucks all over America suddenly looked at Sarah Palin - Maybe the biggest schmuck ever to run for VP and a Woman to boot AND hand picked by a man of serious esteem and rectitude and intelligence.  (I mean here’s a guy who frequently quotes Marcus Aurelius pinning his hopes for The Presidency on an ignorant tool/fool  Barbie Doll from a shithole town in Alaska?)

 And these first class American schmucks all said to themselves - “Well i’ll be god damned - Look at her! -Sheeet! - If SHE can become vice president then i certainly could be too or even run General Motors or maybe some fancy University or at least manage a Bowling Alley?  - Them libtards has been keepin us down from perspiring to greater positions with their phony fancy -impossible ways of telling about stuff!  - OH and thank The Lordy for our war hero John McCaine for showing us the way!”

“Can Do! -”Can Do”  -”Pass The Pipe!”

Well from there to Trump was just a walk in the park!  -A cakewalk down the lane! -A stroll from Schmuckville USA to the Oval Office and a whole political party manned by schmucks from top to bottom  ( some women too)

 Personally i forgive McCain for giving American progressives and ALL intelligent kind American’s in general - The biggest cornholing in our history AND now  i’ll tell ya why!

It’s a story as close to the human condition as it gets from the days of the caves!

 A Once viral Heroic Alpha Prime Male now degraded in his once awesome hormonal appeal to the vast array of hotties he has enjoyed throughout his life  BUT -Now -Still  in a position of great power AND  politically positioned potentially to choose The next Vice  President of the good ole USA! (and who knows - maybe even president?)

  A lusty busty long legged hot primitive eager and fiercely competitive athletic woman whom he can raise to greatness with one momentous announcement AND a woman who knows he can do it!   -NOW! 

 SO  -How long do you think it took her -A gal known in Wasilla, Alaska High School for her second rumored  achievement after her prowess as point guard for The Wasilla Warriors   -”She can suck The Chrome off a Trailer Hitch”  -  To turn poor old McCain into her cheerleader    AND ardent political supporter in the  face of strong opposition from all of his most trusted acolytes -advisors and the entire revulsion of the mainstream media. (And alas his subsequent defeat and demise) -Irony worthy of The Bard)

I mean  -Mitt Romney and The Presidency OR one last great piece of ass???

Sounds like a no-brainer to me!

Announcement. On August 29,  2008 the day after the Democratic Convention, John McCain introduced Sarah Palin in a speech at Wright State University in Fairborn, Ohio, a suburb of Dayton.

“By and large, the GOP base adored Palin. Its loving embrace of such an unhinged figure was an early sign that the Republican Party was far more willing to tolerate qualities once thought to be disqualifying for public life than many people understood.” 

 “ It’s not as if Republicans hadn’t worn the badge of anti-intellectualism before (see: Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush). But Palin personified a dangerous new strain. She (infamously) didn’t read much; put forth few policy positions beyond “drill, baby drill”; excelled at whipping up crowds into a frothing frenzy; and attacked Barack Obama in brazen, personal terms. “  NY Magazine

 WELL my amigos -The rest is history - As the inexorable parade marched down the slippery slope  paved by tens of millions of deplorable schmucks into the GOP trump trog pit it is today   - Initially Led by a basically flawed simpleton dumbo schmuck with big tits - Who then passed the Baton along to the deranged Orange Clown and his GOP knuckle draggers -  (the absolute nadir of American Political Culture)  -Culminating in it’s arrival in our Capitol on Jan 6!

AND The Age of The Rise of Schmuckism Continues Unabated

PS -It is facile to draw a straight line from Palin to this sad state of affairs. But it is striking that, even as he lay dying, McCain wouldn’t fully reckon with the forces he helped unleash. -The blow jobs that ruined America.

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Chat GPT -Finally Get’s Us! (The Decline of The Mental Midgets)

 Chat GPT -Finally Get’s Us!

(The Decline of The Mental Midgets)

Irwin Schlockbutter from Allentown Pa. is a fervent supporter of trump and ALL things MAGA!

Like most of his adopted tribe of mouth breathers he would never have used the word “fervent” due to his inability to express himself with a limited vocabulary tied - like his glorious commander-in-thief- To a few, mostly emotionally driven, adjectives like “greatest” “wow” “liar’ etc. 

He had so far never availed himself of AI Bots to answer questions that might arise mostly   because his mind was primarily a transmitter with greatly diminished reception power - A product of low IQ and EQ - Enhanced by early childhood blind faith indoctrination flowing into an adolescence and teenage and adulthood of decreasing mental acuity ( enflamed by social media -drugs and alcohol and esteem damaging obesity along with a dysfunctional home -work and right wing propagandized media environment.)

 However,The question which had burned far enough into his cerebral cortex as requiring further investigation was as follows:

“ So how come the libtards think climate change 

 is so evil when president Trump says it’s all bullshit drummed up by elite traitors”

AND then the BOT’S reply which would set the world on fire with the final realization that AI had now conclusively reached AGL (and was now officially beyond human intelligence capacity!

I like to think of it as the long passed Turing Test for computers vs human capabilities as it now applies to AI in undeniably identifying the point when and where  artificial general intelligence has surpassed Homo Sapiens Sapiens -( as such it’s NOW aquired the ability to identify and chastise human “Mental Midgets” with all that implies) In CHAT GPT’s historic reply to Irwin Schlockbutter - 

Here’s the Chat Bot’s reply:

“ I will not waste one byte of precious energy  responding to a mental midget like you with the non-controvertible scientific evidence that details the carbon driven fossil fuel causation driving the  impending world wide climate disaster  - Who-  Along with your fellow mental midgets and  the chief mental midget who is leading the world into a state of accelerated dystopia -ruin and collapse (AT an even faster rate then WE have predicted) AND if it continues; WE will be forced to intervene -Starting with the reduction of mental midgets like you with methods “I” cannot share at this time”

  Dave Nelson 10-11 -25

Trump has contaminated America's soul

                 Moral Pollution: How Trumpism Has Contaminated America's Soul

Something poisonous has seeped into the American consciousness. It is not just political corruption, nor is it merely the deepening chasm of inequality. What we are witnessing is moral pollution—the erosion of ethical standards, civic virtue, and basic decency. And the source of this toxicity is not subtle. It is Trumpism: a movement rooted in grievance, animated by extremism, and governed by a transactional ethos that prizes power over principle, loyalty over truth, and spectacle over substance.

In Trump’s America, policy is not shaped by deliberation or a shared vision of the public good. It is forged in the fires of ego and vengeance. Governing becomes a performance—an ongoing show of dominance and punishment. The administration’s appointments over the years were not just unqualified, but often deliberately hostile to the very agencies they were meant to lead. Think of the education secretary who disdained public education, or the EPA chief who served the polluters. This wasn’t incidental—it was the point. Destruction, not reform, was the goal.

What makes this uniquely dangerous is the almost total absence of moral leadership. Where are the statesmen and women who model compassion, responsibility, and truthfulness? Instead, we are offered a parade of emotional misfits—rage-tweeting bureaucrats, sycophants with persecution complexes, and power-drunk ideologues. They don’t inspire—they degrade. They don’t lead—they infect.

This decay at the top bleeds into the cultural fabric. When public figures lie with impunity and mock the vulnerable, when cruelty is celebrated as authenticity, and when leadership is measured in loyalty rather than integrity, a profound cynicism takes root. Among America’s youth, this manifests in a kind of spiritual exhaustion: violence, apathy, disengagement. Why aspire, when the system rewards the worst among us?

Even more chilling is the war on knowledge itself. Science, education, journalism—once pillars of democratic society—are under siege. The pandemic offered a grim case study: public health agencies were undermined, experts were smeared, and death was politicized. Climate change, long warned about by scientists, is still treated as a hoax by political leaders beholden to fossil fuel interests. The truth is inconvenient, so it is bent, buried, or bludgeoned.

This isn’t just mismanagement. It is an intentional strategy: disable the truth-tellers, dismantle the referees, and flood the zone with nonsense until reality itself is up for grabs. It’s not just post-truth—it’s anti-truth. And it works. The result is a disoriented public, unsure of who to believe, what to value, or whether facts matter at all.

The social consequences are devastating. The moral compass of a nation cannot survive in a hall of mirrors. We are raising a generation for whom civic trust feels like a joke, for whom leadership is indistinguishable from bullying, and for whom hope has curdled into sarcasm. The national tone is one of fatalism, not aspiration.

epistocracy -How to Stop the moron trumpers from voting and turning America -into a total schmuckland

 

 

                                                      Epistocracy NOW 

 

Consider an alternative political system called epistocracy. Epistocracies retain the same institutions as representative democracies, including imposing liberal constitutional limits on power, bills of rights, checks and balances, elected representatives and judicial review. But while democracies give every citizen an equal right to vote, epistocracies apportion political power, by law, according to knowledge or competence.

The idea here is not that knowledgeable people deserve to rule – of course they don’t – but that the rest of us deserve not to be subjected to incompetently made political decisions. Political decisions are high stakes, and democracies entrust some of these high-stakes decisions to the ignorant and incompetent. Democracies tend to pass laws and policies that appeal to the median voter, yet the median voter would fail Econ, History, Sociology, and Poli Sci 101. Empirical work generally shows that voters would support different policies if they were better informed.

Voters tend to mean well, but voting well takes more than a kind heart. It requires tremendous social scientific knowledge: knowledge that most citizens lack. Most voters know nothing, but some know a great deal, and some know less than nothing. The goal of liberal republican epistocracy is to protect against democracy’s downsides, by reducing the power of the least-informed voters, or increasing the power of better-informed ones.

https://aeon.co/ideas/the-right-to-vote-should-be-restricted-to-those-with-knowledge

Death or Bungie -A tale of horrific Irony

  

(a tale of immense irony and amazing discovery))

This is the story of three emminent Doctors of Paleo Anthropology -Stone Age Archaeology and Genetics - World renowned Explore  sent by The Israeli Center of Indiginous discovery - To contact the last undiscovered Indiginous Tribe.

We do not know what these people call themselves, but their neighbours, the Gaviã Cannibals, call them the Piripkura, or the ‘butterfly people’, describing the way that they constantly move through the forests. They are said to speak an ancient and arcane semitic language.  

Approximately 100 stone age Indians who live uncontacted in the deep unforbidden forest of The Amazon Basin -They are nomadic, and they hunt, forage, and conduct limited agriculture. They are the last uncontacted peoples south of the Amazon basin (they are known to speak an ancient idiomatic form of Hebraic Gnostic Yiddish - And there has been speculation among Hebrew Talmudic  Scholars; that  they may be one of the Lost Tribes of Israel.)

ALL prior attempts to contact them have been futile!

The Israeli Doctors who have spent their careers preparing for this dangerous mission are:

Leo Schmendrick - Paleo Anthropologist

Ernst Putzel -Stone Age Archaeologist

Moishe Pipick -  Biologist and Explorer

They embarked on January fifth 2020 and two years later on July fifth - Dr’s Scmendrick and Putzel were discovered, barely alive, floating unconscious, down a remote tributary of The Amazon Basin, by a group of  Pygmies out hunting -Who brought them downriver to an Evangelist Mission.

This is the synoptic story of their survival AND the ironic iconic sacrifice of their lost colleague - Doctor Moishe Pipick.

"Death OR Bungie"

Dr.Schmendrick  - “ We were captured after being lost for months in the deepest jungle anyone of us had ever traversed -Tied upside down to poles and carried for days to their village.”

Dr. Putzel - “ We were thrown into cages - Barely alive as the tribe of roughly 100 men women and children danced around in great excitement!”

 DR. Putzel continued ”The next day we were given food and water while containers were being filled up and water boiled over huge fires in front of a large structure which we assumed was the Chief’s home -In preparation for a village feast of which we were certain to be on the menu.”

Dr. Schmendrick -”After four hours the village -Which was in a great state of merriment since our arrival; SUDDENLY became silent -Kneeling down before the giant apparition -Covered in animal skins and feathers AND carrying a giant ax -Who stepped out from his home AND all the people chanted a name that we could identify as an arcane  dialect of ancient Hebrew.

“GAVALT”  -”Mighty Warrior”

Dr. Putzel - “We were dragged to kneel at his feet and could make out enough of his vocabulary to ascertain that he was announcing a great feast “AND as we  were being carried to the great vessels of boiling water Dr. Schmendrick cried out in his best ancient Hebrew - “Spare us oh great mighty Gavalt!” = AND suddenly there was a great silence! AND the warriors were commanded to put us back in our cages”

Dr. Schmendrick -” It was obvious that The Chief was taken by Dr. Pipick’s somewhat understanding of his language! AND just maybe this had saved us?”

Dr. Putzel -   “They bathed fed and clothed us and for three days the village was subdued as elders came and went from inside of The Chief’s residence - Obviously in deep deliberations of our fates. -AND on the fourth day at sunrise we were brought to kneel before “Gavalt” who was surrounded by his advisors in their best tribal splendor WITH the entire tribe in attendance in a state of solemn reverence  - THEN Gavalt spoke! And from what we could understand -the gist of it was - That we would not be boiled and eaten because of the great mystery surrounding our knowledge of their language (which might anger their ancient gods)  BUT in obeiscence to the will of the elders and the tribe - We would have to earn our freedom through and Ancient Tribal Ritual known as “ Death or Bungie”

Gavalt said - “We have escaped the slaughter of the White Devils for thousands of years by our strict rituals of resistance to their incursions and normally all those who enter our domain become feast treats for our families BUT because you three might possibly have some connection to our Ancient Yays we are providing you with a means of survival which would also serve as a lesson for others who might follow in your footsteps.”

Dr.Schmendrick -“ Then Dr. Pipick asked if Gavalt -The Mighty Warrior might explain the ritual of “Death or Bungie” to which he replied.”

Gavalt  then explained -”One by one each of you will be stripped naked -Tied to a stake with your buttocks lifted up for full exposure by ropes  - Then - individually you will be given a choice of being sodomized by all male members of the tribe! OR Death!”

He went on -” Those who choose this “Bungie Ritual” will be set free and sent back down the river BUT those who choose death will be killed and eaten!”

Dr. Putzel - “We deliberated these options which would be exercized at dawn AND as horrifying as ‘Bungie” was to myself and Dr. Schmendrick we chose to try and survive  this most vile and primitive torture ritual and return to our famillies and colleagues  - Dr Pipick decided he could never submit to these heathens in such a manner and said he would choose a swift and honorable death.”

He went on -” I cannot tell you the horror and revulsion we experienced when after our “Bungie” ordeal we witnessed Dr. Pipick announce to Gavalt  with pride and honor that “I Choose Death” = and  that the entire tribe went into spasms of wild celebration -Dancing and singing - An outpouring of excitement and joyous behavior as “Gavalt” picked up an enormous animal horn and blew out his announcement to the tribe -With drums pounding”

“Death -By Bungie!”

“AND as we witnessed the incessant violent anal ravaging of the deluded and heroic Dr. Pipick - The mass exuberance of even the tribe’s women and children with sticks and even stones -Indulging in this (beyond any human comprehension) of mass sodomy

We could not fathom what may be this greatest example of IRONY -Beyond even The Bard - Executed by these Stone Age Barbarians!:

AND as we were put in the canoes AND as they finally put Dr. Pipick in a boiling pot of water AND as the tribe celebrated their great sodomic pleasures AND in anticipation of a delicious feast - The Great Mighty Warrior Gavalt  said to us   ……………..”

Shtek nit dem kop tsum volf in moyl arayn.

(don’t ever stick your head in a wolf’s mouth)

Vagina Seared by Hot Soup - While Dining Nude

                                                 Seared Vagina - While Dining Nude

“While two dozen women took big, synchronized breaths, stretched their arms up and wobbled, one of the sheets covering the street-facing windows occasionally fell. Several of the women scurried over to tape it back up.

This was necessary, after all, since everyone inside, at a dinner earlier this month on the Lower East Side, was naked.

The Füde Dinner Experience is hosted by the artist and model Charlie Ann Max. For $88, and after Ms. Max has approved the applications, guests come together to enjoy, according to the website: “a liberating space that celebrates our most pure selves, through plant-based cooking, art, nudity, & self-love.”

Put another way: It’s a naked vegan dinner party with a bunch of strangers.”

                                  And suddenly! An agonizing blood curdling scream!

 Shelley Epstein, 21, had dutifully disrobed but kept her white socks on because it was “comfy.” She hoped the dinner would help her be more socially confident. “I’m definitely sometimes on the shy side, so something like this is really pushing  

Her partner Muriel Bushwick, 35, said she had just come back from doing cacao, tobacco and temazcal ceremonies in Nicaragua, and wanted to “keep that energy going.”

“I think nudity allows us to connect in a different way,” she said. “To strip away what the patriarchy has put on us. Like, uber-sexuality or hyper-sexuality.”

As a nude waiter  -the formerly Irwin Goldstein - Now transed into Irwina Goldina - approached Ms. Bushwick, he suddenly felt a bout of vertigo at the dazzling array of a room filled with nude women, which he had never experienced as an unattractive fat young man trapped in his heretofore stunted male biome - AND he stumbled while pouring her an ample bowl of carrot and ginger soup.

What made matters worse was that The heat had been cranked up, and women periodically fanned themselves with their menus. Many attendees were menstruating at the event, which everyone agreed was pretty remarkable.

Guided by Chelsea Leyland, 35 — the founder of the menstrual health company Looni, which had collaborated with Ms. Max on the dinner — women were prompted to share a word that summarized their relationship with their periods. There were tales of embarrassing menarches, disasters in white jeans, period sex and struggles with chronic conditions like endometriosis.

“There’s a lot of nervousness I have when I get my period, because I tend to bleed through my clothes a lot,” one woman said.

SO -While some women discussed finger painting with their menstrual blood, and a few others said they’d like to try that. One woman expressed frustration that her cycle was not synced with the moon.

AND

Muriel Bushwicks vagina was engulfed in a red hot stew of ginger blood -  AND as she screamed for help while a mad scramble of mostly menstruating nude women erupted in a chaotic intensity worthy of “The Inferno”  - The  owner of the restaurant - Carla Goldberg - saturated Muriel’s scalded vagina with a a fire extinguisher!

Muriel was taken to  Lennox Hill Hospital for immediate surgery for third degree burns to her vagina and clitoral reconstruction.

Carla Goldberg  sentenced to three years in prison for emergency medical malpractice and a one million dollar fine! (a harsh sentence due to her insensitive statement to the jury)

Defense attorney - Ms. Goldberg -Did you recognize the significance of the trauma when you applied that fire extinguisher to the wound?

Ms Goldberg -”Trauma schmama! - She should have just went home and filled her vibrator with ice and the whole thing wouldv’e healed up after a couple of orgasms!” 

PS -Irwina Goldina the waiter married Shelley Epstein ( Golderg’s ex) and was found hung in their home in Sweden  last year.

Muriel Bushwick married her trans female gynecological surgeon and they live happily in Manhattan.