epistocracy -How to Stop the moron trumpers from voting and turning America -into a total schmuckland

 

 

                                                      Epistocracy NOW 

 

Consider an alternative political system called epistocracy. Epistocracies retain the same institutions as representative democracies, including imposing liberal constitutional limits on power, bills of rights, checks and balances, elected representatives and judicial review. But while democracies give every citizen an equal right to vote, epistocracies apportion political power, by law, according to knowledge or competence.

The idea here is not that knowledgeable people deserve to rule – of course they don’t – but that the rest of us deserve not to be subjected to incompetently made political decisions. Political decisions are high stakes, and democracies entrust some of these high-stakes decisions to the ignorant and incompetent. Democracies tend to pass laws and policies that appeal to the median voter, yet the median voter would fail Econ, History, Sociology, and Poli Sci 101. Empirical work generally shows that voters would support different policies if they were better informed.

Voters tend to mean well, but voting well takes more than a kind heart. It requires tremendous social scientific knowledge: knowledge that most citizens lack. Most voters know nothing, but some know a great deal, and some know less than nothing. The goal of liberal republican epistocracy is to protect against democracy’s downsides, by reducing the power of the least-informed voters, or increasing the power of better-informed ones.

https://aeon.co/ideas/the-right-to-vote-should-be-restricted-to-those-with-knowledge

Death or Bungie -A tale of horrific Irony

  

(a tale of immense irony and amazing discovery))

This is the story of three emminent Doctors of Paleo Anthropology -Stone Age Archaeology and Genetics - World renowned Explore  sent by The Israeli Center of Indiginous discovery - To contact the last undiscovered Indiginous Tribe.

We do not know what these people call themselves, but their neighbours, the Gaviã Cannibals, call them the Piripkura, or the ‘butterfly people’, describing the way that they constantly move through the forests. They are said to speak an ancient and arcane semitic language.  

Approximately 100 stone age Indians who live uncontacted in the deep unforbidden forest of The Amazon Basin -They are nomadic, and they hunt, forage, and conduct limited agriculture. They are the last uncontacted peoples south of the Amazon basin (they are known to speak an ancient idiomatic form of Hebraic Gnostic Yiddish - And there has been speculation among Hebrew Talmudic  Scholars; that  they may be one of the Lost Tribes of Israel.)

ALL prior attempts to contact them have been futile!

The Israeli Doctors who have spent their careers preparing for this dangerous mission are:

Leo Schmendrick - Paleo Anthropologist

Ernst Putzel -Stone Age Archaeologist

Moishe Pipick -  Biologist and Explorer

They embarked on January fifth 2020 and two years later on July fifth - Dr’s Scmendrick and Putzel were discovered, barely alive, floating unconscious, down a remote tributary of The Amazon Basin, by a group of  Pygmies out hunting -Who brought them downriver to an Evangelist Mission.

This is the synoptic story of their survival AND the ironic iconic sacrifice of their lost colleague - Doctor Moishe Pipick.

"Death OR Bungie"

Dr.Schmendrick  - “ We were captured after being lost for months in the deepest jungle anyone of us had ever traversed -Tied upside down to poles and carried for days to their village.”

Dr. Putzel - “ We were thrown into cages - Barely alive as the tribe of roughly 100 men women and children danced around in great excitement!”

 DR. Putzel continued ”The next day we were given food and water while containers were being filled up and water boiled over huge fires in front of a large structure which we assumed was the Chief’s home -In preparation for a village feast of which we were certain to be on the menu.”

Dr. Schmendrick -”After four hours the village -Which was in a great state of merriment since our arrival; SUDDENLY became silent -Kneeling down before the giant apparition -Covered in animal skins and feathers AND carrying a giant ax -Who stepped out from his home AND all the people chanted a name that we could identify as an arcane  dialect of ancient Hebrew.

“GAVALT”  -”Mighty Warrior”

Dr. Putzel - “We were dragged to kneel at his feet and could make out enough of his vocabulary to ascertain that he was announcing a great feast “AND as we  were being carried to the great vessels of boiling water Dr. Schmendrick cried out in his best ancient Hebrew - “Spare us oh great mighty Gavalt!” = AND suddenly there was a great silence! AND the warriors were commanded to put us back in our cages”

Dr. Schmendrick -” It was obvious that The Chief was taken by Dr. Pipick’s somewhat understanding of his language! AND just maybe this had saved us?”

Dr. Putzel -   “They bathed fed and clothed us and for three days the village was subdued as elders came and went from inside of The Chief’s residence - Obviously in deep deliberations of our fates. -AND on the fourth day at sunrise we were brought to kneel before “Gavalt” who was surrounded by his advisors in their best tribal splendor WITH the entire tribe in attendance in a state of solemn reverence  - THEN Gavalt spoke! And from what we could understand -the gist of it was - That we would not be boiled and eaten because of the great mystery surrounding our knowledge of their language (which might anger their ancient gods)  BUT in obeiscence to the will of the elders and the tribe - We would have to earn our freedom through and Ancient Tribal Ritual known as “ Death or Bungie”

Gavalt said - “We have escaped the slaughter of the White Devils for thousands of years by our strict rituals of resistance to their incursions and normally all those who enter our domain become feast treats for our families BUT because you three might possibly have some connection to our Ancient Yays we are providing you with a means of survival which would also serve as a lesson for others who might follow in your footsteps.”

Dr.Schmendrick -“ Then Dr. Pipick asked if Gavalt -The Mighty Warrior might explain the ritual of “Death or Bungie” to which he replied.”

Gavalt  then explained -”One by one each of you will be stripped naked -Tied to a stake with your buttocks lifted up for full exposure by ropes  - Then - individually you will be given a choice of being sodomized by all male members of the tribe! OR Death!”

He went on -” Those who choose this “Bungie Ritual” will be set free and sent back down the river BUT those who choose death will be killed and eaten!”

Dr. Putzel - “We deliberated these options which would be exercized at dawn AND as horrifying as ‘Bungie” was to myself and Dr. Schmendrick we chose to try and survive  this most vile and primitive torture ritual and return to our famillies and colleagues  - Dr Pipick decided he could never submit to these heathens in such a manner and said he would choose a swift and honorable death.”

He went on -” I cannot tell you the horror and revulsion we experienced when after our “Bungie” ordeal we witnessed Dr. Pipick announce to Gavalt  with pride and honor that “I Choose Death” = and  that the entire tribe went into spasms of wild celebration -Dancing and singing - An outpouring of excitement and joyous behavior as “Gavalt” picked up an enormous animal horn and blew out his announcement to the tribe -With drums pounding”

“Death -By Bungie!”

“AND as we witnessed the incessant violent anal ravaging of the deluded and heroic Dr. Pipick - The mass exuberance of even the tribe’s women and children with sticks and even stones -Indulging in this (beyond any human comprehension) of mass sodomy

We could not fathom what may be this greatest example of IRONY -Beyond even The Bard - Executed by these Stone Age Barbarians!:

AND as we were put in the canoes AND as they finally put Dr. Pipick in a boiling pot of water AND as the tribe celebrated their great sodomic pleasures AND in anticipation of a delicious feast - The Great Mighty Warrior Gavalt  said to us   ……………..”

Shtek nit dem kop tsum volf in moyl arayn.

(don’t ever stick your head in a wolf’s mouth)

Vagina Seared by Hot Soup - While Dining Nude

                                                 Seared Vagina - While Dining Nude

“While two dozen women took big, synchronized breaths, stretched their arms up and wobbled, one of the sheets covering the street-facing windows occasionally fell. Several of the women scurried over to tape it back up.

This was necessary, after all, since everyone inside, at a dinner earlier this month on the Lower East Side, was naked.

The Füde Dinner Experience is hosted by the artist and model Charlie Ann Max. For $88, and after Ms. Max has approved the applications, guests come together to enjoy, according to the website: “a liberating space that celebrates our most pure selves, through plant-based cooking, art, nudity, & self-love.”

Put another way: It’s a naked vegan dinner party with a bunch of strangers.”

                                  And suddenly! An agonizing blood curdling scream!

 Shelley Epstein, 21, had dutifully disrobed but kept her white socks on because it was “comfy.” She hoped the dinner would help her be more socially confident. “I’m definitely sometimes on the shy side, so something like this is really pushing  

Her partner Muriel Bushwick, 35, said she had just come back from doing cacao, tobacco and temazcal ceremonies in Nicaragua, and wanted to “keep that energy going.”

“I think nudity allows us to connect in a different way,” she said. “To strip away what the patriarchy has put on us. Like, uber-sexuality or hyper-sexuality.”

As a nude waiter  -the formerly Irwin Goldstein - Now transed into Irwina Goldina - approached Ms. Bushwick, he suddenly felt a bout of vertigo at the dazzling array of a room filled with nude women, which he had never experienced as an unattractive fat young man trapped in his heretofore stunted male biome - AND he stumbled while pouring her an ample bowl of carrot and ginger soup.

What made matters worse was that The heat had been cranked up, and women periodically fanned themselves with their menus. Many attendees were menstruating at the event, which everyone agreed was pretty remarkable.

Guided by Chelsea Leyland, 35 — the founder of the menstrual health company Looni, which had collaborated with Ms. Max on the dinner — women were prompted to share a word that summarized their relationship with their periods. There were tales of embarrassing menarches, disasters in white jeans, period sex and struggles with chronic conditions like endometriosis.

“There’s a lot of nervousness I have when I get my period, because I tend to bleed through my clothes a lot,” one woman said.

SO -While some women discussed finger painting with their menstrual blood, and a few others said they’d like to try that. One woman expressed frustration that her cycle was not synced with the moon.

AND

Muriel Bushwicks vagina was engulfed in a red hot stew of ginger blood -  AND as she screamed for help while a mad scramble of mostly menstruating nude women erupted in a chaotic intensity worthy of “The Inferno”  - The  owner of the restaurant - Carla Goldberg - saturated Muriel’s scalded vagina with a a fire extinguisher!

Muriel was taken to  Lennox Hill Hospital for immediate surgery for third degree burns to her vagina and clitoral reconstruction.

Carla Goldberg  sentenced to three years in prison for emergency medical malpractice and a one million dollar fine! (a harsh sentence due to her insensitive statement to the jury)

Defense attorney - Ms. Goldberg -Did you recognize the significance of the trauma when you applied that fire extinguisher to the wound?

Ms Goldberg -”Trauma schmama! - She should have just went home and filled her vibrator with ice and the whole thing wouldv’e healed up after a couple of orgasms!” 

PS -Irwina Goldina the waiter married Shelley Epstein ( Golderg’s ex) and was found hung in their home in Sweden  last year.

Muriel Bushwick married her trans female gynecological surgeon and they live happily in Manhattan.

ChatGPT - another effective tool for the conservatives to control their sheep!

                                       ChatGPT - Live the Questions

 

 This is all hysterical thinking!

There is a huge difference between a scientist using the vast - heretofore inaccessible data without generative AI  to probe the possibilities of uncovering the folding of a protein which could potentially cure a form of cancer AND the right wing oafs and autocrats who see this technology as a more effective way to deliver political and cultural (and religious) brainwashing and propaganda - Further enhancing their ability to corral their core constituencies in a final desperate effort to halt the  fading influence of their political power over these rural red state ignorant sheep!

These idiots already have unlimited access (fox news distortions --social media algorithms that cater to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias and of course their same schmuck neighbors in their tribal enclaves)

AND there  IS a glaring red light flashing “WTF” for anyone with half a brain to distinguish between conservative right wing aggregated  content designed strategically for their already mentally limited targeted audience  AND information derivative from the massive accumulated knowledge of normal thoughtful truth seekers and purveyors -scientists and philosophers and those who rely on facts and research and the common and heuristically savvy folks of all types who mix and share in their daily multi stimulative environments.

(Live the Questions)

For these ever inquisitive average human beings AI is an amazing research resource to expand their consciousness and communication skills  (for the scientists and engineers and doctors et. al. it will provide unlimited access to new tools to improve all our lives)

AND yes! -For the deplorable oafs it WILL BE an enhanced weapon in the tool box of their manipulators BUT  these poor self hating - esteem damaged - miserable schmucks are already dying out from self inflicted wounds.

SO celebrate this new  AI Awokening and remember what Rainer Maria Rilke said -Live the Questions!

“Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books that are now written in a very foreign tongue. Do not now seek the answers, which cannot be given you because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answer.”

AND fight the schmucks 24/7 -You know who they are!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AcHwftEEuV9_-ubKuvyJQJXmetkM_lyau2urnOQxw6o/edit

Chinese Geneticists Discover Final Missing Link with Chimpanzees - HERSCHELHOMOTROGLODYTE “

  Chinese Geneticists Discover Final Missing Link with Chimpanzees - HERSCHELHOMOTROGLODYTE “

Using a secretely acquired DNA sample from a Herschel Walker campaign appearance -Chinese geneticists are now certain that Walker’s DNA provides the holy grail of genetic discoveries -The long search for the link between Chimpanzees (Hominids) and Homo Sapiens.

Prior to this latest discovery biologists at Wayne State University School of Medicine in Detroit, Michigan, provided new genetic evidence that lineages of chimps (currently Pan troglodytes) and humans (Homo sapiens) diverged so recently that chimps should be reclassed as Homo troglodytes..

 Fung Yung Chum, Head of The National Chinese Genetic Laboratory announced “AND NOW -We have  absolute proof of the direct (now updated) link between THAT Homo troglodyte and Homo Sapiens  - Discovered on the Y Sex Chromosome of a living species  which we have named  - HERSCHELHOMOTROGLODYTE “

He continued -” Chinese Political  Scientists who routinely observe and study political behavior of foreign political candidates whose behavior is aberrant enough to pose a threat should they acquire political power; were horrified by observing Herschel Walker and passed their data over to us for evaluation as to possible genetic mutations that were also being observed across a large swath of politicians that had evolved in the wake of the rise of Donal Trump.”

Doctor Cum continued -”It quickly became apparent that most of these individuals ,like trump, were just your garden variety sociopaths riddled with multiple personality disorders  -BUT some  -Most evidently like Walker - Looked like clear candidates for DNA analysis that  could potentially lead to a discovery of actual speciation mutation and a subsequent link to Homo troglodytes.”

He went on - ”As a matter of fact we are all amazed that Walker still (reportedly) has enough Homo Sapiens reproduction chromosomes to successfully mate with a normal Homo Sapiens?”

“AND - It appears to be the case it -In all our DNA GENETIC  prognostications -  THAT in- between two and four generations: these   “HERSCHELHOMOTROGLODYTES “ will no longer be able to breed with Homo sapiens!

Doctor Cum stated -  “This has enormous ramifications for societal and cultural upheavals   as societies will be divided basically into Humans and advanced Chimpanzees ”

He concluded - “We are almost certain  - That the recently re-elected representative Marjorie Taylor Green is also of the species “HERSCHELHOMOTROGLODYTES“ 

AND  - That our ongoing genetic studies will show that the TOTAL population of trump supporters- Have a significant percentage of this earliest -ALMOST HUMAN SPECIES!

Donald Trump Killed and Eaten by Alligator while playing golf at Mar a Largo

 

Trump’s caddy at his Mar a Largo Golf Course detailed how while trump was hiding in the marshy rough where he hit his tee drive shot and was just prowling around waiting to make believe he actually then found his ball and then  place another one on the edge of the fairway,“ He always cheated like that” said Merle Crumpit trump’s regular caddy at The Mar a Lago Course.

He reported  “Suddenly! - I saw like this 20 foot Gator rush out of a nearby water hole -Grab trump and  drag him screaming back under the water -AND then there was a lot of thrashing AND then NOTHING  -Gone!” 

Florida State Police have cordoned off all entry ways to The Golf Course where thousands of people have already showed up bearing signs expressing outrage that Donald Trump Killed and Eaten by Alligatorlibtards from out of state planted the “Killer Gator” to attack trump.

Florida Governor De Santis stated “Comments from conspiracists like Marjorie Taylor Green that “Jews used a remote controlled “Gater Bot” to get our “Real” President”  OR from Herschel Walker that - “ trump’s caddy must be in on this and we need a vestigation!”   -Are not helpful at this time of great public mourning.”

Trump’s fellow foursome players were not shocked to find trump was grabbed while cheating and replacing his bad shot into the rough back on the fairway.  -  “It’s ironic” -Said Myron Goldblatt a Florida real estate tycoon who frequently played and gambled with trump on the course    “ I mean -let’s get real here - Cheating and Lying was in this guys DNA!  - We all knew he was cheating us everytime we played!  -He would cheat anyone out of anything   if no one was watching  -heh heh -EVEN if someone WAS watching -He would just lie!  -That’s just the kind of sociopathic schmuck he was!- The cheating and lying finally caught up with him by another BUT more dangerous Reptile! - Karma is a bitch!”

Latest news reports following the state diving Search and Rescue Team’s operation is that they found trump’s golf club and one of his golf shoes and his orange wig in the pond where he was dragged BUT no sign of the huge Gator.

Large scale riots have broken out across America with conspiracy fueled theories driving a new right wing fury prior to the mid-term elections under the banner of “Gator Death Deniers”.

Meanwhile Democrats and Environmental and Animal Rights organizations across the country are united in pushing Florida Animal Rescue to find and protect the Gator.

President Biden and his wife Jill and Speaker Pelosi joined together at a prayer offering in The Washington Cathedral thanking God for his divine intervention -And prayers for Paul Pelosi’s swift recovery.

 

exas Town Breaks World Record For TV watching

 

Texas Town  Breaks World Record For TV watching

           (Suckler Texas Does It Again!)

Sackler's finest

 

 The small community of Suckler ,Texas -  – Has done it again!

 

Just last year they broke a one hundred year old record for the most alcohol consumed per capita of any village in the world. (previously held by the people of Gavalt – in northern Siberia !)

 

And now – they have shattered the record for the most number of hours spent watching television - formerly held since 1952 by the Eskimo village of Shitumaoutsky (which means “It’s to shitty to go out”) -where the average temperature is 48 below zero. (and where Sarah Palin was born - to a mentally deranged Inuit Eskimo)

 

Moishe Pipick – President of The World Television Association – told us – when we caught up with him filling up at the  Suckler Gas Station:

 

“This is really an achievement for the folks of Suckler and Texas culture writ large - The weather here is georgous, and you would think folks would be outside enjoying it in this beautiful environment? “

 

“I mean – the average adult  in this community watched ninety 76 hours (in an average week) of TV last year – AND you gotta figure that the kids had to be way up over that:”

 

“I mean – these folks ain’t doin much except maybe workin a little and watchin TV and Boozing– And judging by the size of them and the kids iv’e seen around here so far --  They may want to challenge the town of Corputsky in Poland for the Fattest Place on Earth award next year.

 

“I just filled up here at six bucks a gallon at ‘Melvin’s Gas and Gun’

SO maybe they can’t afford to go out anywhere - but jeez –I wonder if the kids even go to school?”“I mean – five of them just came out of the video store –and they musta weighed over half a ton all together - They looked like a small herd of Bison!”

 

I notice they have an expansive recreation area with a ball field and basketball courts – but there ain’t a kid in sight?”

 

He went on; “Come to think of it –maybe with their record breaking alcohol consumption up here - The adults are too stewed to motivate the kids to do anything?”

 

“I saw a bunch of bikers coming out of the local bar and two of them were puking on their boots – Maybe the locals are too terrified to leave their mobile homes?”

 

“ President Pipick concluded; “Well – anyway – I’m goin over to the Award Ceremony at the Suckler Moose Clubhouse – to present the award .”

 

“I wonder if anyone will show Up?”

 

“It’s kinda scary around here!”

 

Biden Calls trump “a lying cocksucker” Biden’s approval ratings SOAR!

 Biden Calls trump “a lying cocksucker” Biden’s approval ratings SOAR!

“I have to give complete credit to my new Director of Communications - Dr. Moishe Pipick!” for this amazing turn around - NOW we can start to get things accomplished for all American’s -Even the conservative assholes!”

This esteemed former professor of sociology at Harvard and renowned researcher and author - explained things to me this way.”

“Mr President  -  trump and all those schmuck morons who support him?

What THEY want is someone as vulgar and ignorant as he is AND everywhere in the Government AND on the news!

“Trying your best to explain issues and solutions to idiots who cannot determine truth from fictions and conspiracies; fed to them daily by the equally shit for brained conservatives in congress and on fox news and social media conspiracists AND those  Evangelican religious absurdists -WELL - Face it Mr President -They eat it up like shit candy!”

“YOU have to get down in the gutter where those deplorable trogs wallow  in the mud like Moron Hogs!””

President Biden -”Well anyway -I get it now AND l graciously with all my heart and soul - THANK all you fucking low life white supremacists who are now supporting me! - AND alert all those viscious ignorant trumpanzees like Herschel Walker and Josh Hawley ( etc) and  their cunt counterparts out there in their white trash GOP districts like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert (et. al.)”

Your day are numbered!

Disney Announces first Trans Female Hero Film - "The QUEEN of The Jungle"

 Following the huge positive worldwide recognition and financial success of Dreamworks breakthrough release - Studsy The Queer Bull',  about ‘Studsy’ -- a prize Angus Bull who prefers young bull’s and steers over cows.

 http://digibandit.blogspot.com/2012/12/dreamworks-announces-studsythe-queer.htmle 

The Walt Disney Company has announced it's release of  "The Queen of The Jungle" about a Male Lion  who through an amazing act of nature - Transitions into a female Lion at puberty AND with the aid of all the other latently queer jungle creatures  - Becomes :

"The Queen of The Jungle"

(worldwide premiere fall 2023)

Miriam Pipick - VP Worldwide Theatrical Production for Disney  -At a press conference in Hollywood said today:

We are   proud to follow in the daring footsteps of Dreamworks and echo the sentiments of Steven Spielberg when  he announced "Studsy" back then -as follows:

“We are so thrilled and satisfied that in today’s exploitive creative environment --especially as far as our children are concerned -- that we at Dream Works are able to produce positive and socially redemptive quality programming that will constructively help our  children -- our most precious resource -- to shape and sructure their lives; as we walk hand in hand with America’s parents to achieve that goal through creative art. And - so, coming soon to a theatre near you, ‘Studsy The Queer Bull’. 

And Bring your tiny future fags to see America’s first Queer Superhero"

Miriam continued -"“Our research shows that twenty to thirty percent of Americans under the age of seven years old have strong homosexual tendencies,and child psychologists are certain that they are torn apart emotionally between openly adopting a gay lifestyle or “closeting” their emotions in an oppressive hetro dominated environment. – "The Queen of The Jungle" will instill pride and  identity in trans females (and all LGBT) -Just as "Studsy the Queer Bull" did for queer children everywhere!

Don't Ask! - Don't Tell! - BUT WTF!

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                                               Don't Ask! - Don't Tell! - BUT WTF!

The marvelously complex MixMaster that is the human genome can sure turn out some amazingly diverse blends of Homo sapiens sapiens!

Johnny from Brooklyn, NY is a strapping young fellow who by the age of ten knew he was really a woman.

Mary realized, shortly after becoming the Prom Queen at Little Falls High School in Idaho; that what she now knew to be her true “being” was as the captain of  the all male football team.

Professor Ernest Klein with a post doctorate in astro chemistry couldn’t wait till his lectures were ended at Dartmouth so he could put on a gown and high heels and dance the night away at a club downtown dedicated to all things “Prince” and Drag Queens!

Then there are even more complex flavors produced by the “ Magic Genetic Mixmaster”

Take Mark and Connie Anderson from Gooberdale Texas who were swept away with lust and devotion shortly after meeting at The Evangelican Ministry in nearby Putzville - BUT within a year knew something was radically amiss in their sexual lives!  

Turns out both of them were just plain repressed gays from the get go!

In hopes of reviving their early passions they both reversed their genders and went transexual feeling that the reversal of  genders (making Connie more malelike and Mark more feminine; would be the perfect gendering mix to rekindle their passions? 

Didn’t happen! - Post transforming Connie (now Carl) went full blown male homo  gay and Mark (now Candy) went the opposite as a lesbian  -ALTHOUGH he/she also had a strong proclivity for scoliosexuality which created a virtual smorgasborg of desire and satisfaction for his sexual appetites (leaving poor Connie in her now frustrating narrow role as the male in a gay female (lesbian)