Obama Drugged By Team Romney Before The Debate

Remember those fight movies where the bad guys slip something into the heroes water bucket or they mess with gloves or they rub shit into his eyes?

Well - my conviction is that some Mormon Hit Team was assigned to slip Obama what we used to call a "Mickey" way back when.

A "Mickey" was something you slipped into your date's drink to make her willing to "put out" in the pre-pill era before chicks offered up blow jobs on their I Phones in bars like they were handshakes ( which -don't get me wrong i consider extreme cultural enlightenment).

Anyway -back to "Mickey"  - i think both candidates should be drug tested before and after these debates -and i'll bet you us pathetic 47%ers won't be surprised to find out:

Obama was drugged!