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Saturday, July 28, 2012

King of Blood Spatterers' -Harvey Weinstein - is SOOOO Full of Shit


   From  deadline Hollywood   -Weinstein also said, “I think, as filmmakers, we should sit down – the Marty Scorseses, the Quentin Tarantinos, and hopefully all of us who deal in violence in movies – and discuss our role in that.” 
As a successful screenwriter pal of mine emailed about Harvey’s ‘summit’ call: “Wonderful. It’s going to take place at the corner of Hubris St. and Hypocrisy Blvd, in the city of Sanctimony, right near the Self-Righteous Cineplex.”

Here is Harvey's blood soaked filmography:

Escape From Planet Earth (2013)

Role: Executive Producer

The Amityville Horror: The Lost Tapes (2012)

Role: Executive Producer

Django Unchained (2012)

Role: Executive Producer

Piranha 3DD (2012)

Role: Executive Producer

Killing Them Softly (2012)

Role: Executive Producer

The Love We Make (2011)

Role: Actor

Butter (2011)

Role: Executive Producer

My Week With Marilyn (2011)

Role: Producer, Executive Producer

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil (2011)

Role: Executive Producer

I Don't Know How She Does It (2011)

Role: Producer, Executive Producer

Scream 4 (2011)

Role: Executive Producer

Spy Kids: All The Time in The World (2011)

Role: Executive Producer, Producer

Apollo 18 (2011)

Role: Executive Producer

W.E. (2011)

Role: Executive Producer

All Good Things (2010)

Role: Executive Producer

The Fighter (2010)

Role: Executive Producer

Piranha 3-D (2010)

Role: Executive Producer

The King's Speech (2010)

Role: Executive Producer

Crossing Over (2009)

Role: Executive Producer

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Role: Executive Producer

Killshot (2009)

Role: Executive Producer

Nine (2009)

Role: Producer

Capitalism: A Love Story (2009)

Role: Executive Producer

Halloween 2 (2009)

Role: Executive Producer

The Longshots (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

Elite Squad (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

Soul Men (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

The Reader (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

Hell Ride (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

Alien Love Triangle (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

Superhero Movie (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

Rogue (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

Rambo (2008)

Role: Executive Producer

The Last Legion (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

Captain Mike Across America (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

Awake (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

Grindhouse (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

The Great Debaters (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

Manufacturing Dissent (2007)

Role: Actor

The Mist (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

Who's Your Caddy? (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

Fanboys (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

1408 (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

The Nanny Diaries (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

Halloween (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

Sicko (2007)

Role: Executive Producer

Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Role: Executive Producer

School for Scoundrels (2006)

Role: Executive Producer

Miss Potter (2006)

Role: Executive Producer

Breaking and Entering (2006)

Role: Executive Producer

Factory Girl (2006)

Role: Executive Producer

Clerks II (2006)

Role: Executive Producer

Pulse (2006)

Role: Executive Producer

Feast (2006)

Role: Executive Producer

An Unfinished Life (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

Proof (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

Cursed (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

The Brothers Grimm (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

Mindhunters (2005)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Sin City (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

The Great Raid (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

Curandero (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

Derailed (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

Venom (2005)

Role: Executive Producer

The Aviator (2004)

Role: Executive Producer

Ella Enchanted (2004)

Role: Executive Producer

Jersey Girl (2004)

Role: Executive Producer

Finding Neverland (2004)

Role: Executive Producer

Shall We Dance? (2004)

Role: Executive Producer

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Role: Executive Producer

Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)

Role: Executive Producer

Chestnut: Hero of Central Park (2004)

Role: Executive Producer

Paperclips (2004)

Role: Executive Producer

My Boss's Daughter (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

My Baby's Daddy (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

Bad Santa (2003)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Cold Mountain (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

The Human Stain (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

Duplex (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

Dracula II: Ascension (2003)

Role: Executive Producer

Only the Strong Survive (2002)

Role: Executive Producer

Equilibrium (2002)

Role: Executive Producer

Heaven (2002)

Role: Executive Producer

Below (2002)

Role: Executive Producer

Gangs of New York (2002)

Role: Producer, Studio Executive

Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002)

Role: Executive Producer

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)

Role: Executive Producer

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Role: Executive Producer

Chicago (2002)

Role: Executive Producer

Spy Kids (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

The Others (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

The Shipping News (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

Iris (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

Daddy & Them (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

Kate & Leopold (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

Waking Up in Reno (2001)

Role: Executive Producer

Chocolat (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Love's Labour's Lost (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

The Yards (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

About Adam (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Committed (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Scream 3 (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Reindeer Games (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Scary Movie (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Down to You (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Bounce (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Highlander: Endgame (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Hellraiser 5: Inferno (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Malena (2000)

Role: Producer

Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000 (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Boys and Girls (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Backstage (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Impostor (2000)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

The Crow: Salvation (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

Texas Rangers (2000)

Role: Executive Producer

In Too Deep (1999)

Role: Executive Producer

My Life So Far (1999)

Role: Executive Producer

Outside Providence (1999)

Role: Executive Producer

Guinevere (1999)

Role: Executive Producer

The Cider House Rules (1999)

Role: Executive Producer

Holy Smoke (1999)

Role: Executive Producer

She's All That (1999)

Role: Executive Producer

Music of the Heart (1999)

Role: Executive Producer

Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)

Role: Executive Producer

Shakespeare in Love (1998)

Role: Producer

The Mighty (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

Prophecy II: Ashtown (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

Playing By Heart (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

The Faculty (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

Wide Awake (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

B. Monkey (1998)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Little Voice (1998)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Heaven (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

Ride (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

Senseless (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

A Price Above Rubies (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

Halloween: H2O (1998)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

54 (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

Talk of Angels (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

Rounders (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

Phantoms (1998)

Role: Executive Producer

She's So Lovely (1997)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

The Wings of the Dove (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

Addicted to Love (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

Cop Land (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

Burn, Hollywood, Burn (1997)

Role: Actor

Wishful Thinking (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre (1997)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Good Will Hunting (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

Scream 2 (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

Princess Mononoke (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

Hav Plenty (1997)

Role: Special Thanks

Jackie Brown (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

I Love You, I Love You Not (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

Air Bud (1997)

Role: Executive Producer

Flirting With Disaster (1996)

Role: Executive Producer

The Pallbearer (1996)

Role: Executive Producer

Beautiful Girls (1996)

Role: Executive Producer

Cosi (1996)

Role: Executive Producer

Scream (1996)

Role: Executive Producer

The Crow: City of Angels (1996)

Role: Executive Producer

Cannes Man (1996)

Role: Actor

The English Patient (1996)

Role: Executive Producer

Last of the High Kings (1996)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Forgotten Silver (1996)

Role: Actor

Emma (1996)

Role: Executive Producer

A Month By the Lake (1995)

Role: Executive Producer

Smoke (1995)

Role: Executive Producer

Blue in the Face (1995)

Role: Executive Producer

The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (1995)

Role: Executive Producer

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995)

Role: Executive Producer

The Journey of August King (1995)

Role: Executive Producer

The Crossing Guard (1995)

Role: Executive Producer

Victory (1995)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Roadflower (1994)

Role: Executive Producer

Mother's Boys (1994)

Role: Executive Producer

Ready to Wear (1994)

Role: Executive Producer

Restoration (1994)

Role: Co-Producer

Benefit of the Doubt (1993)

Role: Executive Producer

Into the West (1993)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

The Night We Never Met (1993)

Role: Executive Producer

True Romance (1993)

Role: Executive Producer

Dust Devil (1993)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

The Pope Must Diet (1991)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

The Miracle (1991)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

A Rage in Harlem (1991)

Role: Executive Producer

Crossing the Line (1990)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

The Lemon Sisters (1990)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Strike It Rich (1990)

Role: Executive Producer

Hardware (1990)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Scandal (1989)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Animal Behavior (1989)

Role: Co-Executive Producer

Light Years (1988)

Role: Director

Playing for Keeps (1986)

Role: Director, Music Producer, Screenplay, Producer

Mansfield Park (1983)

Role: Executive Producer

The Burning (1981)

Role: Producer, From Story

White Rock (1977)

Role: Producer

President Clinton Documentary

Role: Co-Producer

Stories of Lost Souls

Role: Executive Producer

U Want Me 2 Kill Him?

Role: Executive Producer

August: Osage County

Role: Producer

Untouchable (Remake)

Role: Producer

Sin City 2

Role: Executive Producer

The Promotion

Role: Executive Producer

One Chance

Role: Executive Producer

The Kid Makes the Picture

Role: Actor

Friday, July 27, 2012

Arabs Muslims - Literally - Full of Shit - says New Study on Constipation

   just in -digibandit exclusive breaking news - - Israel May Drop Stool Softeners Over Middle East


 ONE good please Allah
 A  study designed to analyze the roots of violence in the Arab Muslim World has concluded that eighty-nine percent of this group suffer from extreme constipation.

"Dr Moishe Pipick stated " these folks are literally REALLY JUST FULL of SHIT! -- and you don't have to be a Rocket Scientist to know how that can affect your behavior 

AND the attitude and actions of their violent Religious leaders is exacerbated  in a culture where most people BELIEVE their bullshit (oops a pun)) "




"And" said Dr. Pipick -'The Mullahs are very fond of Humus which can REALLY clog you up."

 Stooly Airlift
President Obama responded by saying: "If taking a good dump will help these folks chill out  -then lets drop a whole shit-load (forgive the pun) of Stooly Softeners on the Region ".

Tom Friedman,reknowned columnist for The New York Times and respected authority on the Middle East said: "So that's it! - I have spent twenty five years trying to analyze and figure out what's wrong with these people and here we have it, and NOW it makes perfect sense -- they just need to take a good shit -- especially the Mullahs."

ps  Khomeini and Ahmadinejad have not had a good movement since last March according to the study when there seemed to be a sign of some SOFTENING (oops)

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Bush-Cheney -Rumsfeld -The 3 Stooges -Lest We Forget

Lest We Forget 

 
My Nephew Dick is a Dick
It should come as no surprise to anyone who has followed Dick Cheney's performance as Vice President -- That the Bandit has learned that he is in fact -- the nephew of the famous Three Stooge's member-- -- "Curly."

President Bush said "I knew he reminded me of someone -- i am a big fan of The Stooges yuk yuk yuk".

Ex Defense Chief Donald Rumsfeld and an old pal of Cheney said "Yep -- as a matter of fact when i was younger and had lot's of hair i strongly resembled Mo . -- And it is strangely coincidental that the President looks a lot like larry!"

So there you have it -- Bush Rumsfeld and Cheney -- Larry - Mo - and Curly -- the Three Stooges of American foreign policy!

Posted by Dave Nelson

Mutant Zombies lead Sad Mutant Puppets in North Korea

 We are Zombies
 “While a welcoming song was resonating,” state television intoned, “Marshal Kim Jong-un appeared at the ceremony site, with his wife, Comrade Ri Sol-ju.”


All Hail Our Dickless leader
 North Korean Rockettes
North Korea remains one of the world’s most tightly controlled police states, with active gulags where defectors say torture and death are commonplace and one where failed economic policies helped lead to mass starvation in the 1990s and widespread food shortages that continue today


 Dickless   Supreme  General
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 North Korean Zombie Spa


Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Obama Wants To Tax Fat Folks - Exemtion for Michelle NOT Anne Romney

 it's seems Fair
 I won't fucking pay
America's first skinny president announced at a White House press conference today:

"In these tough times we can't have forty percent of the population flushing vital resources down the toilet! "

"It's a waste of much needed food and energy and toilet paper!"
Wants To Tax

"We could eliminate 78 million acres of deforestation - which will help fight global warming!"

"Every time a fat person takes an unecessary dump - it adds to to our
carbon related problems - eating too much and shitting too much is NOT green - it's brown!"


He continued: "And - fat folks do more drugs and drink more alcohol - and commit more crimes - and raise fat kids - and overwhelm the health care system with all kinds of obesity related diseases, both physical and mental in nature."

"I am asking Congress to increase taxes - incrementally by weight - on ALL obese Americans with a Body Mass Index (BMI) over 130 !"


"We will then give the additional tax income to non-fat - middle class homeowners." who are in trouble with their mortgages."

Candy Crowley of CNN news (who would certainly get a huge tax increase under his plan) asked Obama if his wife Michelle would be exempt from the "Fat Tax?"

Obama said that his wife was not FAT - but that she only had a large black ass - and that since that was a natural aesthetic attribute it would qualify as an exemption - along with large - but perfectly proportional tits." - as long as their BMI stayed within ten percent of the overall BMI."

Obama laughed and told Candy;" Unfortunately i don't think you will qualify as an exception with THAT barn door you are carrying around behind ya - heh! heh!"   - Oh and neither will Anne Romney -thats for sure- (The press corps really cracked up at that point.)

"Oh - and dont think Secretary of State Clinton is going to get any special consideration - it's either pay your taxes - or curb your shitting!"
"What a cool bumper sticker - and ad campaign" - concluded Obama.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Michelle Bachman - Those Sick/Mad Eyes Say it ALL

I need My meds
  NY Times editorial  -"What I find most fascinating about Michele Bachmann — and there are many, many more where she came from — is that she presents herself as a godly woman, humbly devoted to her Christian faith. I’d like to meet that god, and I’d like to understand that Christianity.

Does it call for smearing people on the basis of flimsy conspiracy theories? That’s what Bachmann just did to Huma Abedin, an aide to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, by essentially suggesting she might be a mole for the Muslim Brotherhood.

Does it endorse scaring young women away from immunizations that could spare them serious illness? Bachmann did that during her memorable presidential campaign, when she blithely drew an unsubstantiated link between a vaccine for the human papillomavirus and mental retardation.

Does it encourage gratuitously divisive condemnations of Barack Obama as “anti-American,” one of many incendiary phrases in her attacks against him in 2008? 

And does it compel a war against homosexuality waged with the language and illogic she uses?
She has said that gay men and lesbians are dysfunctional products of abuse and agents of “sexual anarchy,” 

and when the singer and songwriter Melissa Etheridge was battling breast cancer years ago, Bachmann helpfully chimed in: “This may be an opportunity for her now to be open to some spiritual things, now that she is suffering with that physical disease. She is a lesbian.”

Bachmann’s concept of Christian love brims with hate, and she has a deep satchel of stones to throw. From what kind of messiah did she learn that?"

Catholic Holy Men Would Cornhole God If he Bent Over

 god doesn't care about cornholing children
 
 Hi father -bend over





Philadelphia Church Official Sentenced to 3 to 6 Years for Covering Up Child Sex Abuse

Msgr. William J. Lynn, the first Roman Catholic official in the United States to be convicted of covering up sexual abuses by priests under his supervision, was sentenced to three to six years in prison on Tuesday.

Monsignor Lynn, 61, a former Cardinal’s aide, was found guilty on June 22 of one count of endangering a child, after a trial lasting more than two months that revealed an effort lasting decades by the Philadelphia arc hdiocese to play down accusations of child sexual abuse and avoid scandal.

 






"Internet Disorder" Baby Born With Froggy Eyes and No Penis

 Better to Surf With
Stuart Crabb, a director in the executive offices of Facebook, naturally likes to extol the extraordinary benefits of computers and smartphones. But like a growing number of technology leaders, he offers a warning: log off once in a while, and put them down.
Annie Tritt for The Nwe York Times
Soren Gordhamer is the organizer of Wisdom 2.0, an annual conference about the pursuit of balance in the digital age.
In a place where technology is seen as an all-powerful answer, it is increasingly being seen as too powerful, even addictive.
The concern, voiced in conferences and in recent interviews with many top executives of technology companies, is that the lure of constant stimulation — the pervasive demand of pings, rings and updates — is creating a profound physical craving that can hurt productivity and personal interactions.
“If you put a frog in cold water and slowly turn up the heat, it’ll boil to death — it’s a nice analogy,” said Mr. Crabb, who oversees learning and development at Facebook. People “need to notice the effect that time online has on your performance and relationships.”
 more time for online pleasure without dick
The insight may not sound revelatory to anyone who has joked about the “crackberry” lifestyle or followed the work of researchers who are exploring whether interactive technology has addictive properties.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Jesus and St. Paul Announce Their Wedding in Malibu,California

 Oh Paulie Tonight's THE Night
We Can Adopt a Jew
At last the Homo icons of Christianity are at Peace -As a California Judge opened the door of marriage to all of God's children;

And -ALSO - ironically - to Jesus and St Paul -both well known homo's in their time on Earth -who have always said they would like to be wed together in Southern California.

So while the moron Mormons -along with all the other Neanderthals on the religious right -and the whole Rush(Oxycotin) Limbaugh and Fox News crowd cries about the end of the world at the hands of the progressives:

Jesus and Paul will be in a Honeymoon suite in Malibu -fucking each other in Marital Ecstasy.

The big question is -who is Mohammad the greatest Moslem homo gonna hook up with?

Maybe Krishna?