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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Muslim Terrorists Worst Nightmare American Female Ballbreakers With Guns

These maniacs who keep their women hidden away like slaves suddenly have to confront American Women armed to the tits

And we should have a whole elite force of Jewish Female ball breakers.

American Evangelicans Are The American Taliban

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/23/opinion/gospel-of-intolerance.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=edit_th_20130123
watch the video -these missionaries are the poster men and women for everything that is ugly and intolerant and anti human progress and it defines the fervent madness that accompanies blind faith with stark clarity -these christian morons are fucking absolutely scary brainwashed nuts!

The Pope Should Cut off His Balls In Protest

against the on going raping of children by his Godless men of god -and the continuing revelations of the coverups they perpetrated which led to thousands of children being butt raped by priests over decades BUT what can you expect from The Nazi Pope who  presides in the Vatican over a group of evil old men! 

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Jesus Christ - Used as Pawn - To Fuck Young Children - By Priests

 "OK so they have a little problem -they are men of god"
In 1986, Cardinal Mahony wrote to a New Mexico treatment center where one abusive priest, Msgr. Peter Garcia, had been sent.
Peter Gar­cia told ther­ap­ists that he had mo­les­ted boys “on and off” since his or­din­a­tion in 1966. He sexu­ally ab­used up to 20 boys, in­clud­ing one he al­legedly tied up and raped, ac­cord­ing to church re­cords. Many of his vic­tims were un­doc­u­mented im­mig­rants from Mex­ico, and Gar­cia as­sured church of­fi­cials they would not go to the au­thor­it­ies. Gar­cia left the priest­hood in 1989. He died in 2009 without be­ing pro­sec­uted.
“I believe that if Monsignor Garcia were to reappear here within the archdiocese we might very well have some type of legal action filed in both the criminal and civil sectors,” Cardinal Mahony wrote.

Monsignor Garcia admitted to abusing more than a dozen young boys, most of them from families of illegal immigrants, since he was ordained in 1966, and in at least one case he threatened to have a boy he had molested deported if he talked about it, according to documents filed in court.
 
He was never criminally prosecuted, and has since died.
In a 1987 letter regarding the Rev. Michael Baker, who had also been sent for treatment in New Mexico after admitting that he had abused young boys, Msgr. Thomas J. Curry wrote to Cardinal Mahony that “he is very aware that what he did comes within the scope of the criminal law in California.”

It would be decades before Father Baker was convicted of sexually abusing children.

Romney Spends Obama Inauguration In Mormon Mental Hospital

Romney After Lobotomy


See what a difference the 47% can make

Visiting him (watching him drool) were Herman Caine and Michelle Bachman and Rick Santorum and Rick Perry and Newt Gingrich and  Ron paul and Paul (batface) Ryan and Sarah Palin.

Ann Romney said it must have given Mitty great comfort to have the leadership of The Republican party show up while Obama was being inaugurated and The GOP was at it's lowest point since Ronald Reagan.

"It's kinda ironic" she said -"Mitty and i always thought it was them who needed a lobotomy and here they all are today watching him drool!"

Monday, January 21, 2013

Free at Last -Thank God Almighty -Free at Last - too Late for MLK

who needs those wimps?
 a girl tried to cornhole me in gym class
Dr. Moishe Pipick, Chief of Evolutionary Science -at The Worldwide Institute of Paleobiological and Genetic Studies -or WIPGS - announced at their headquarters in Berne,Switzerland today:

"Yes it is happening! - Woman are growing cocks!""Yah yah said the Doctor; "It is simple - women are becoming more independent and much stronger and their genes feel threatened that the males will not be able to keep Up (oops a pun) with them biologically -And Zo They defend themselves by letting the girls (heh heh) grow dicks with which to fuck THEMSELVES - and hence take over and be biologically independent from the males"



Elise Mandelbaum - digibandit science reporter asked Dr. Pipick: "Well Doctor - does this mean that men will eventually be dickless."

"Oh ya ya ya! - Absolutely Ms. Mandelbaum! - We already see significant shrinkage in their grapes"

"Grapes?" -Asked Mandelbaum "Oh Ya! -It's what we call balls where i'm from in Bayonne.N.J"

"It's zo zimple"said DR. Pipick - "In about three years -you will be able to fuck YOURSELF!"

"Wow! -That is fantastick -but what will the men do?"


He concluded; " As Martin Luther King would have said:"

"Free at last -Thank God Almighty - Free at last!"

Courageous Priest Defies The Dickless Monstors in The Vatican

 Courageous Priest defies The Vatican Fascists


The Rev. Tony Flannery, 66, who was suspended by the Vatican last year, said he was told by the Vatican that he would be allowed to return to ministry only if he agreed to write, sign and publish a statement agreeing, among other things, that women should never be ordained as priests and that he would adhere to church orthodoxy on matters like contraception and homosexuality. 
 
“How can I put my name to such a document when it goes against everything I believe in,” he said in an interview on Wednesday. “If I signed this, it would be a betrayal not only of myself but of my fellow priests and lay Catholics who want change.  
 I refuse to be terrified into submission by that fucking ex Nazi Pope of ours!”
Father Flannery, a regular contributor to religious publications, said he planned to make his case public at a news conference here on Sunday.
The Vatican’s doctrinal office, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, wrote to Father Flannery’s religious superior, the Rev. Michael Brehl, last year instructing him to remove Father Flannery from his ministry in County Galway, to ensure he did not publish any more articles in religious or other publications, and to tell him not to give interviews to the news media.

In the letter, the Vatican objected in particular to an article published in 2010 in Reality, an Irish religious magazine. In the article, Father Flannery, a Redemptorist priest, wrote that he no longer believed that “the priesthood as we currently have it in the church originated with Jesus” or that he designated “a special group of his followers as priests.”
Instead, he wrote, “It is more likely that some time after Jesus, a select and privileged group within the community who had abrogated power and authority to themselves, interpreted the occasion of the Last Supper in a manner that suited their own agenda.”
Father Flannery said the Vatican wanted him specifically to recant the statement, and affirm the bullshit that Christ instituted the church with a permanent hierarchical structure and that bishops are divinely established successors to the apostles.
He believes the church’s treatment of him, which he described as a “Spanish Inquisition-style campaign,” is symptomatic of a definite conservative shift under Pope Benedict XVI.

 In reply to an association statement expressing solidarity with Father Flannery, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith denied it was acting in a secretive manner, pointed out that Father Flannery’s views could be construed as “heresy” under church law, and threatened “canonical penalties,” including excommunication, if he did not change his views.
This month, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith wrote to an American priest, Roy Bourgeois, notifying him of his laicization, following his excommunication in 2008 over his support for the ordination of women. 


BUT these old tyrannical Dickless Male Monstors in Robes are on the run at last thanks to courageous Pastors and Nuns who have finally had enough
 

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Republicans Gather in Las Vegas To Gamble and Fuck Hookers

“It’s a chance for President Obama and his supporters to enjoy the city, and for those of us that didn’t support him, there are better places to be,” said Charlie Spies, a Republican lawyer and Mitt Romney supporter who, along with his wife, Lisa, have organized a trip to Las Vegas for nearly 100 Republicans over inauguration weekend -and without Romney who is still recovering from his Lobotomy

We just want to forget that fucking Mormon Moron getting us trashed with his big fucking stupid mouth!

AND we could all use a little down time gambling and fucking young Republican hookers.
 Got plenty of Oxycodeine for ALL my good white Christian brothers
 Rush Limbaugh is joining us so we know we'll have plenty of great drugs.

So we all hope that muslim nigger enjoys his inauguration.
 

the Blow Job That Changed The World -Thanks Monica!

You almost never hear any moral outrage anymore (except from some cookoo Priests and right wing morons) when we know or find out that a public official or someone running for office has been divorced -or got caught with some bimbo other than his wife.

This is progressive because about ninety five percent of men who have a BMI under 120 and an IQ over 120 will fuck a snake under the right conditions.

So thanks Monica and Bill!

That Blowjob single handedly upgraded our National Leadership and probably saved the World!

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Google Announces "SexBook" App - You Can Fuck BUT You Can't Hide

Google president of SexBook Apps Myron Hardweiner said today : "Your whole sexual history will be on the app -it will include a complete bio of your sexual history broken down into scores like a credit rating - all men and women will be rated by your past sexual partners into the following categories:

Foreplay
creative positioning
stamina
imagination
Cock and Hole configuration and BMI

 Hardweiner said said "Our Motto is" - 

"You can Fuck BUT you can't Hide!'


Gun Lovers Should Not Own Guns -They are all Fucking Wacko

 http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/06/sunday-review/more-guns-more-killing.html?hpw

 this is NRA heaven
"Scientific studies have consistently found that places with more guns have more violent deaths, both homicides and suicides. Women and children are more likely to die if there’s a gun in the house. The more guns in an area, the higher the local suicide rates. “Generally, if you live in a civilized society, more guns mean more death,” said David Hemenway, director of the Harvard Injury Control Research Center. “There is no evidence that having more guns reduces crime. None at all.”
 typical gun loving moron
After a gruesome mass murder in 1996 provoked public outrage, Australia enacted stricter gun laws, including a 28-day waiting period before purchase and a ban on semiautomatic weapons. Before then, Australia had averaged one mass shooting a year. Since, rates of both homicide and suicide have dropped 50 percent, and there have been no mass killings, said Ms. Peters, who lobbied for the legislation.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

"Extreme Cougar Wet Pussy Wives' From TLC -The Lobotomy Chanel

 TLC Head of Programming




The Lobotomy Channel is back with more "learning" for us!

Casting Call: TLC AKA The Lobotomy Channel and production company Stiletto Television is looking for more fabulous cougars for their docu-series, "Extreme Cougar Wet Pussy Wives."  

 If you are a woman 50+ years old with an outgoing personality and amazing energy who is happily in love (or looking for love) with a much younger man,  -


 and your pussy gets wet just looking at a dick 

 then the producers want to hear your love story.  If you or someone you know is an extreme cougar please send an email to Rachel Macy, Casting Producer at: extremecougarwives@gmail.com or call 310-957-5757 ext 263.  With your email include your contact information, a brief bio and a recent phone.  Deadline is February 22.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Founding Fathers Would laugh Their Asses Off at NRA Loonies

The Second Amendment allowed for state militias on the cheep, by using citizens arms. It also was a counter balance to the power of the federal government. But the Second Amendment has been an anachronism for over 150 years. State Militias , now known as the National Guard, issue arms to its members. In addition, the most significant arms in the modern military include fighter jets, misiles, artillery, heavy weapons and such, not the kind of things most parents want floating around the neighbor. To allow anyone to own such arms by right is completely uncivilized and not the kind of world most sane people would want to raise a family in.   - SO


Everyone should be able to hunt and/or protect his home -BUT all this gun worship psychopathy  
by morons who worship guns as adult toys and think they are standing by in case our government goes berserk is fucking ridiculous -it just creates a Cowboy Macho Culture awash in weapons that does not protect life -it destroys life and all the statistics support that.

Ted - Kids Cursing Out Parents -Teachers -Vulgar Epidemic

"My four year old daughter was thrown out of Montessori pre- school for calling her teacher a 'fucking fat cunt' -and when i yelled at her she told me to "go get fuckd in the ass!' -said Elise Mandelbaum of Forest Hills, Queens NYC -NY
"I thought Ted was a kids movie and i innocently let her watch it - i heard her laughing and asked her if she liked it after i finished cooking dinner and she said "Yes Mom -hey what smells like shit in here?"

"WELL -i almost fell over -and my husband said - what did you say Eva? (our daughter) but she just went into her room and we didn't think anymore about it until we found out the next day that she called her teacher a fat cunt - OH and later we found out she was telling all the boys to eat her pussy!"
 
Mrs Mandelbaum concluded;"Oh -and the boys were replying to her by saying "they wanted to fuck her in the ass!" -These are 5 year olds! -My God!!! -What's next??"
 
What's NEXT indeed?
 
 WELL the digibandit has found out that this TED THING has now produced a worldwide epidemic of child vulgarity on a par with The Diceman at his rawest  AND with far reaching impications for humanity.
 
Stay Tuned
 
 

Monday, January 14, 2013

CW Announces - The Vampire Diaries - Cornholing New Orleans

CW will do a spinoff series of The Vampire Diaries CornHoling New Orleans  The project would center on the Original family led by Klaus (Joseph Morgan) and will be based on a season four Vampire Diaries episode.  Julie Plec will write the episode and is spearheading the spinoff with Alloy Entertainment's Leslie Morgenstein and Gina Girolamo as executive producers.  

The Vampire Diaries Cornholing Edition is slated to air April 25 and depicts Klaus returning to the French Quarter of New Orleans, a city he helped build centuries ago and where he is reunited with his diabolical former protege Marcel. They then begin Cornholing the entire population of New orleans to enhance their power and rid the city of it's redneck population.

Phoebe Tonkin will also star in the episode. 

Friday, January 11, 2013

jehova is a pacifist compared to Bloodthirsty Allah - Read from The Holy Quran

The Quran contains at least 109 verses that call Muslims to war with nonbelievers. Some are quite graphic, with commands to chop off heads and fingers and kill infidels wherever they may be hiding. Muslims who do not join the fight are called 'hypocrites' and warned that Allah will send them to Hell if they do not join the slaughter.

Check out some of the murder verses in the quran

Quran (9:111) Allah hath purchased of the believers their persons and their goods; for theirs (in return) is the garden (of Paradise): THEY FIGHT IN HIS CAUSE AND SLAY AND ARE SLAIN: a promise binding on Him in truth, through the Law, the Injil, and the Qur'an: and who is more faithful to his covenant than Allah? then rejoice in the bargain which ye have concluded: that is the achievement supreme.

"I shall terrorise the infidels. So wound their bodies and incapacitate them, because they oppose Allah and his apostle." (Qur'an 8:12)

"Paradise lies under the shade of swords" (Sahih Bukhari V4B5N73)

"Muhammad said, ‘You are commanded to carry out jihad against the unbelieving infidels until they submit to Islam' " (Qur'an 47:4)

Quran (2:191-193) - "And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution [of Muslims] is worse than slaughter [of non-believers]...and fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for Allah."

Quran (2:244) - "Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things."

Quran (4:89) - "They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks."

Quran (8:39) - "And fight with them until there is no more persecution and religion should be only for Allah"

Bukhari (52:220) - Allah's Apostle said... 'I have been made victorious with terror'

Tabari 9:69 "Killing Unbelievers is a small matter to us"

Ibn Ishaq: 990 - Lest anyone think that cutting off someone's head while screaming 'Allah Akbar!' is a modern custom, here is an account of that very practice under Muhammad, who seems to approve.

Now what muhammad did :

Al-Nadr bin al-Harith - KILLED

Uqba bin Abu Muayt - KILLED

Asma bint Marwan - KILLED

Abu Afak - KILLED

Kab bin al-Ashraf - KILLED

Ibn Sunayna – KILLED

Assassination of Musaylimah :Abu Dawud 38:4348

Assassination of `Abdullah bin Ubayy bin Salul al-`Aufi: Sahih Bukhari 5:59:462

Assassination of Abu `Afak : Ibn Ishaq p. 675 / 995.

Assassination of Abu Rafi’ (Sallam Ibn Abu'l-Huqayq) : Sahih Bukhari 5:59:369

Assassination of Ka’b bin Ashraf : Sahih Bukhari 3:45:687

Murder of `Asma' Bint Marwan : Ishaq 676

The Killing of the Chieftain of Dumah : Al-Tabari vol.9 p.58-59

Assassination of Khalid b. Sufyan : Abu Dawud 1:1244

The Killing of Khubaib : Sahih Bukhari 4:52:281

The Torture and Murder of Kinanah b. al-Rabi b. al-Huqyaq : Tabari vol. 8, p.123

The Killing of Umaiya bin Khalaf Abi Safwan : Sahih Bukhari 4:56:826

The Murder of `Uqba bin Abi Mu`ayt : Ishaq 308, See Also Tabari IX:121

The Killing of Yusayr b. Rizam : Al-Tabari vol.9 p.120

The Slaughter of the Ten Meccans : Tabari VIII 181

Murder of Habbar Ibn al-Aswad b. Ka`b al-`Ansi : Sahih Bukhari 5:59:662

Murder of al-Huwayrith Nuqaydh Wahb Qusayy : Ishaq 551

The Murder of Abdullah Khatal of B. Taym b. Ghalib and his Slaves : Sahih Bukhari 3:29:72

The Murder of Miqyas Hubaba : Sirat Page 551

The Blind Jew : Tabari VII 112, See Also Ishaq 372

He went on to kill Jewish tribes as well:

The Banu Qurayza

The Banu Qaynuqa

The Banu Nadir

He also SLAUGHTERED 900 Jews in one day and don't forget that he raided their caravans, looted them as well as taking their women as his "wives" or sex slaves.

Here are just some of the battles that Muhammad fought in, in order to spread his religion with the sword...

1.WADDAN
2.SAFWAN
3.DUL-ASHIR
4.BADR
5.BANI SALIM
6.BANI QUAINUQA
7.SAWIQ
8.GHATFAN
9.BAHRAN
10.UHAD
11.HUMRA-UL-ASAD
12.BANU NUDAIR
13.DHATUR RIQA
14.BADRU-UKHRA
15.DUMATUL-JANDAL
16.BANU MUSTALEQ WITH HADRAT JAWRIYA
17.AHZAB
18.BANI QURAIZA
19.BANI LAHYAN
20.DHI QARD
21.KHAIBAR
22.WADIYUL-QURA AND TAIM
23.MECCA AND FALL OF MECCA
24.HUNAIN
25.GHAZWA
26.TABUK

There is not a time in history where muslims were apathetic or pacifist rather they were and still are pathetic and antagonistic

Mitt Romney under Suicide watch in Looney Bin

"He really should be lobotomized!" said Ann Romney today from the Romney Estate outside Aspen colorado where she and her 29 children and grandchildren are on a ski vacation that is estimated to cost 2.7 million dollars for 3 weeks.
 
"He just can't take the humiliation of losing! -He keeps screaming about why god let a Mormon lose to a nigger!"
 
Ann went on;" We keep telling him that he's not a nigger -that Donny Trump said he's a Muslim -But that doesn't help - he needs a lobotomy!" 



Giant Crab Cornholes Jap Dolphin Killer on Animal Planet

 Dolphin Killing Jap gets Payback


 Animal Planet travels to the depths of the Earth's seas and oceans in the new six-part wildlife series, Wild Deep Cornholing premiering January 22 at 9p.  Wild Deep documents the wonders and beauty that exists in the oceans even marine life which resembles fantastical characters found on Nintendo or Pokemon.  The series is produced for Animal Planet by Best Film Co. 

In one unforgettable we see a Giant Crab Cornhole a Jap fisherman

This can be considered payback for the Jap slaughter of Whales and Dolphin and for fucking up the Oceans with overfishing and radioactive waste.