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Sunday, April 21, 2013

American Drug Gangs and Rednecks Are Stupid! m -Illegals Are MUCH SMarter

 stupid
SEQUOIA NATIONAL FOREST, Calif. – Not far from Yosemite's waterfalls and in the middle of California's redwood forests, Mexican drug gangs are quietly commandeering U.S. public land to grow millions of marijuana plants and using smuggled immigrants to cultivate them.
Pot has been grown on public lands for decades, but Mexican traffickers have taken it to a whole new level: using armed guards and trip wires to safeguard sprawling plots that in some cases contain tens of thousands of plants offering a potential yield of more than 30 tons of pot a year.
moron
"Just like the Mexicans took over the methamphetamine trade, they've gone to mega, monster gardens," said Brent Wood, a supervisor for the California Department of Justice's Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement. He said Mexican traffickers have "supersized" the marijuana trade.

Interviews conducted by The Associated Press with law enforcement officials across the country showed that Mexican gangs are largely responsible for a spike in large-scale marijuana farms over the last several years.
Local, state and federal agents found about a million more pot plants each year between 2004 and 2008, and authorities say an estimated 75 percent to 90 percent of the new marijuana farms can be linked to Mexican gangs.
In 2008 alone, according to the Drug Enforcement Administration, police across the country confiscated or destroyed 7.6 million plants from about 20,000 outdoor plots.
Growing marijuana in the U.S. saves traffickers the risk and expense of smuggling their product across the border and allows gangs to produce their crops closer to local markets.
Distribution also becomes less risky. Once the marijuana is harvested and dried on the hidden farms, drug gangs can drive it to major cities, where it is distributed to street dealers and sold along with pot that was grown in Mexico.
About the only risk to the Mexican growers, experts say, is that a stray hiker or hunter could stumble onto a hidden field.
The remote plots are nestled under the cover of thick forest canopies in places such as Sequoia National Park, or hidden high in the rugged-yet-fertile Sierra Nevada Mountains. Others are secretly planted on remote stretches of Texas ranch land.

All of the sites are far from the eyes of law enforcement, where growers can take the time needed to grow far more potent marijuana. Farmers of these fields use illegal fertilizers to help the plants along, and use cloned female plants to reduce the amount of seed in the bud that is dried and eventually sold.
Mexican gang plots can often be distinguished from those of domestic-based growers, who usually cultivate much smaller fields with perhaps 100 plants and no security measures.
Some of the fields tied to the drug gangs have as many as 75,000 plants, each of which can yield at least a pound of pot annually, according to federal data reviewed by the AP.
The Sequoia National Forest in central California is covered in a patchwork of pot fields, most of which are hidden along mountain creeks and streams, far from hiking trails. It's the same situation in the nearbyYosemite, Sequoia and Redwood national parks.
Even if they had the manpower to police the vast wilderness, authorities say terrain and weather conditions often keep them from finding the farms, except accidentally.
Many of the plots are encircled with crude explosives and are patrolled by guards armed with AK-47s who survey the perimeter from the ground and from perches high in the trees.
The farms are growing in sophistication and are increasingly cultivated by illegal immigrants, many of whom have been brought to the U.S. from Michoacan.
Growers once slept among their plants, but many of them now have campsites up to a mile away equipped with separate living and cooking areas.
"It's amazing how they have changed the way they do business," Wood said. "It's their domain."
Drug gangs have also imported marijuana experts and unskilled labor to help find the best land or buildirrigation systems, Wood said.

Happy 420 - Marijuana Hall of Fame

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Study Shows Most American Kids Should be Outsourced to China or India

  Dr. Moishe Pipick - Lead investigator for The National Commission on Parenting in America -- announced today:  "After five years of studying the methods and efficacy of parenting in the United States --we have concluded that our children would be much better off being raised in Foreign countries --especially China and India."


American children are not being raised like human children -- they are being raised like cattle being led to the slaughter. And without global competitive skills that's exactly what it will be --economic slaughter !

 Bible all's they needs and discipline
He continued: " Most parents have absolutely zero knowledge of their children's developmental needs and requirements -- God forbid they should read and study a little bit about what should be their number one priority --to give their kid's a shot at maximizing their potential ."

" Crappy and constant television (fifty hours per week) -- computer social networking -- violent video games -- shopping and stuffing their faces and celebrity worship ." He went on; "The parents act like jerks not parents -- minimal participation -- minimal deliberation and books are on the verge of distinction as is thoughtful interaction ."

Of course, he said; ''Many,primarily upper income and well educated parents are taking care of "business." -- their well educated and well directed and well connected kids will move right on up the ladders of prosperity and fulfillment. --and, sure, many struggling Parents are sacrificing to do the right thing for their kids,both spiritually and intellectually -- but they are in the minority. Just look at drop-out rates and national reading and math scores --it's horrifying -- how in the hell do the parents of these children think they will wind up in a globally competitive and highly specialized world economy. "

"We believe, based on this comprehensive study" he said;  "That the best solution is to take parenting responsibility away from these ignorant and uncaring and basically dysfunctional parents and 'Outsource' their parental supervision and guidance. -- You don't see many Chinese and Indian parents,even the poor ones, who don't take their child rearing responsibilities very seriously -- and it's not about money -- it's about developing character and intellect and a sense of worth and purpose -- they believe that the essential skill sets will flow from that kind of priority nurturing -- as they inevitably do!"

The study also showed that children raised in Jewish homes were the happiest and most likely to succeed, followed by rich Wasps. Most children raised in very religious Christian households ,along with poor Blacks and Hispanics  would be better off raised in Chinese or Indian families.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Fox Announces"Huma and Anthony"

Fox Announces"Huma and Anthony"

Yes -the Weiner's are coming to Prime Time as Fox reality TV President Myron Schlocker announced from The Beverly Hills Hotel today:

"Anthony and Huma have committed to a Twitter and Facebook and You Tube blitzkrieg in an exciting new Fox reality series where the whole world will get to to see BOTH Huma and Tony interact with some of the strangest men and women on Earth and provide therapeutic insight into a large hunk of the human population that lives in sexual delusion across the internet"

He went on: "It's just another example of us here at Fox TV trying to make the world better through intelligent Reality television"

Digibandit Hollywood Bureau Chief Elise Mandelbaum queried Schlocker: " C'mon Myron -this is just more crappy exploitation of your audience of mostly morons using sick and tortured celebs to titillate and make money - like Sarah Palin and Bernie Madoff (Breakfast with Bernie) -isn't it"

He replied: "Wrong miss smarty big tits -IF i wanted to titillate we would have called it 'Anthony's Weiner With Huma's Saurkraut" -like my creative team recommended.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Ill Jong Cock Offers To Cook Obama's Dog Bo as Peace Offering


 Dog meat Keeps North Koreans Strong
 please don't eat us
 North Korean Moronic leader



Suk Mai Kok -head palace chef - said; "The Obama's made a very wise choice in selecting a Portuguese Water Dog -The only other dog that is more succulent and tasty is maybe a young Golden Retriever that has been marinated for four days in pig urine -and then roasted slowly for five hours at 225 degrees"

He continued : "Our Glorious leader sees the selection of this tasty dog by the White House as a symbol of a new attitude towards North Korea -and has the potential to unlock our differences over the Nuclear issues:"
 
He concluded; "Any US President that would choose a rare and delicious Portuguese Water Dog as a feast for his children -is well on the way to creating a meaningful dialogue with North Korea."

Sunday, April 07, 2013

Gun Rights Media -Check Out The "Gun Nut" Morons Talking to Each Other





 Here's just one quote from the moronic list of quotes below from just one discussion thread on Gun Rights Media web sight -they are a biggy with the Gun Nut crowd and if you have ANY doubts about the mental condition of Gun Nuts just go to their link above and browse through the moronic caliber (heh heh Caliber) of their thought processes.


"I'm also reminded of Mark Twain: “Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.” I think you could perhaps say the same thing about good guns.

 

  1. as you read these sick children talking about their guns just think about the kind of weak minded irresponsible person is behind the words and why it it so important to take their toys away -and then to neuter them

    if any of this universal background check stuff passes, im not going to buy anymore guns. I believe this sentiment, generalized to millions of people, is one of the hoped-for effects. Guns, if they have a moral dimension, are good. Without guns, the strong can always dominate the weak; the many can always dominate the few; and men can always dominate women. A gun gives each person an agency equivalent to his (or her) moral standing. In my humble opinion, those who teach correct and proper gun use are doing G-d's work. Reply With Quote     
  2. April 5th, 2013, 05:58 AM #3 Selena Senior Member   Join Date08-23-07Posts7,539 Originally Posted by bellyfat how many people here have enough guns?
    i know, you never have enough guns.
    but seriously, i have a wish list too but, i do have enough guns for
    just about any leagle usage i care to engage in.
    actualy sometimes when i get in a shootin mood, i have trouble deciding which gun i wanna shoot.
    my point IS; if any of this universal background check stuff passes, im not going to buy anymore guns. period..
    all of my guns were bought thru dealers a long time ago.
    so i feel confident that those records are long gone.
    and my grandson already has receipts for those guns with
    face to face orders to take posession of them while im still luke warm.
    im sure alot of people have made the same arrangement.
    so the gun industry realy has a big concern about the comming
    new laws.....if they pass All things considered I have enough for the tasks I keep firearms for. I'm more concern about ammunition restrictions that my Dad seems to think is going to be the next step after a ban on semi-automatic weapons. “Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.”

    - G. K. Chesterton Reply With Quote     
  3. April 5th, 2013, 06:01 AM #4 Selena Senior Member   Join Date08-
  1. M1 Carbine
    S&W 4006 (which I will get if the city ever gets around to arming us)

    And maybe an M1928 (like I could afford to feed it)

    Other than that, I'm good There is such a thing as a tesseract. Reply With Quote     
  2. April 5th, 2013, 09:04 AM #6 happygeek Senior Member   Join Date07-12-09LocationWAPosts615 The stuff on my wish list shouldn't be affected by this as they're all C&Rs. Over half of what I own falls into that category and I haven't bought a 'new' gun since 2009. I don't plan on ever selling anything, so I personally shouldn't be all that affected by UBCs.
    The idea is stupid though, and a waste of taxpayer money to boot. Conventional wisdom told me the blood was really flowing in the streets until 1968 when Congress saved us with the GCA. I later went and checked the homicide rate over the years though and it looks like the 1950s & 60s weren't all that bad. It didn't get ugly till the 70s, stayed really bad till 1991, and then started dropping like a rock and has continued dropping to this day. Apparently NICS didn't kick in until Nov 1998, so it didn't cause the drop that started in 1991. Background checks sound nice in sound bites but I can't help but be left with the conclusion that they don't accomplish anything.

  3. April 5th, 2013, 10:04 AM #7 NEOKShooter Senior Member   Join Date03-28-09LocationNortheast OklahomaPosts3,469 There are legal gun activities that I cannot perform with the guns I have. I can't, for instance, play around like Steve McQueen with a Mare's Leg until I get a couple of those. I can't shoot 1500+ yard bullseye until I get a .50 BMG.
  4. Got all I want - Not even close. "That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." -- George Orwell1 Reply With Quote     
  5. April 5th, 2013, 12:28 PM #9 LewPO1 Senior Member   Join Date04-17-09LocationNorth IdahoPosts323 My wish list is, I'm happy to say, a moving target.
    To put it another way, "Enough guns? What does that mean?" Reply With Quote     
  6. April 5th, 2013, 09:32 PM #10 sailortoo Senior Member   Join Date08-05-07LocationNW New MexicoPosts561 Treo - recently found a "beater" M-1 Carbine for my wife (short, light, low recoil - rifle, not wife). NOW, all I have to do is find a means of feeding it! At least I could strip and clean, and refinish the wood. Reply With Quote     
  7. Yesterday, 06:10 AM #11 Selena Senior Member   Join Date08-23-07Posts7,539 Originally Posted by sailortoo Treo - recently found a "beater" M-1 Carbine for my wife (short, light, low recoil - rifle, not wife). NOW, all I have to do is find a means of feeding it! At least I could strip and clean, and refinish the wood. Hi Sailor,
    My husband just bought an M1 Carbine clone in .22rf for our daughter. It is not only cute but fun! Donna is hoping someday the grownups will stop using it and actually let her have it. Last edited by Selena; Yesterday at 06:47 AM. “Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.”

    - G. K. Chesterton Reply With Quote     
  8. Yesterday, 06:18 AM #12 pmeisel Senior Member   Join Date12-31-08LocationTeays ValleyPosts5,323 I'm ok with what I have, but I'd like to add:
    1. A good .45 for bullsye and occasional carry
    2. a lever action deer rifle to supplement my single shot
    3. a .22 mag rifle
  9. Yesterday, 10:35 AM #14 Treo Moderator   Join Date11-30-07LocationCo. SpringsPosts6,826 Originally Posted by sailortoo Treo - recently found a "beater" M-1 Carbine for my wife (short, light, low recoil - rifle, not wife). NOW, all I have to do is find a means of feeding it! At least I could strip and clean, and refinish the wood. I've considered an Auto Ordnance M1 if for no other reason than I wouldn’t be competing with everyone else for the ammunition.
    New guns are hard to come by on security guard pay though There is such a thing as a tesseract. Reply With Quote     
  10. Yesterday, 08:17 PM #15 easy Senior Member   Join Date12-06-05Posts207 The answer is how to feed what I have. Not how to get more that will just starve and not get enough lovin'. Some idiots are too busy knowing it all to ever learn anything Reply With Quote     
  11. Yesterday, 09:32 PM #16 Treo Moderator   Join Date11-30-07LocationCo. SpringsPosts6,826 Originally Posted by easy The answer is how to feed what I have. Not how to get more that will just starve and not get enough lovin'.
    That's a key point.

    I think I'm at a point where my money would be better spent on necessary accessories (spare magazines and such) and ammunition for the weapons I currently own. There is such a thing as a tesseract. Reply With Quote     
  12. Today, 04:51 AM #17 pmeisel Senior Member   Join Date12-31-08LocationTeays ValleyPosts5,323 I have been through years when getting to the range was a seldom thing, and I couldn't shoot everything I had.
    Last two trips to the range, we took and shot about half the collection. The guns that don't make the trip -- a toolbox gun, a couple pocket pistols, and the shotguns.

    So now I lust after more! Paul
    People have some respect for the complexity of technology. But almost every ignorant fool thinks he understands money and economics.


Saturday, April 06, 2013

Fox Tv announces 'Americas Most Talented Gimps"

 
"These talented Gimp dancers are only the tip of the Iceberg in terms of the Gimpy Talent out there in America"


Said Myron Schlockmeister head of Fox reality TV as he announced "Americas most Talented gimps" would premiere in the fall at 9pm on thursday

 i'll give it my all

He went on: "our audiences have an insatiable desire for folks trying their best with what they have and  we will give them something to talk about -i mean you should hear this lobotomized guy sing opera!"

He concluded; 'Hey Fox News proves that Gimps work -
heh heh"

Friday, April 05, 2013

The Onion - With More Tears and laughter - And Vulgar Scorn and Ridicue and satire

http://digibandito.com/1/post/2013/04/the-onion-with-more-tears-and-laughter.htmlhttp://digibandito.com/1/post/2013/04/the-onion-with-more-tears-and-laughter.html

Gun Nut Confesses - Asks For Help -These are Sad people

I have a locker full of guns and ammo -i spend hours every week cleaning my beautiful weapons and reading about guns and ammo and i spend hours at the range shooting and in the woods shooting stuff - and then in the bar talking with my gun nut buddies and on line telling gun control folks to fuck off  -at night i just love to look and fondle my guns and when i am in bed i dream about using them to kill bad guys -to be a hero -to do something powerful and worthwhile - my job kinda sucks and my sex life sucks and i just feel the one thing thing i have is my guns and the thought that i am doing something powerful and meaningful -stopping the government and the bad asses BUT now i am thinking what does that really mean -i mean that is so fucking stupid - the goverment is made up of working folks -the whole army is guys like me - noone is gonna come in my face -if they do one gun would be enough i mean it's not like there is gonna be an assault on my house i mean that is just crazy -like i said it's all about us gun nuts just wanting to be respected and feel like we are real men doing something worthy and not just being nobodys going nowhere and hating all those fucking dudes who made something out of their lives and have respect and good times and rewarding jobs and security and holy shit all we really do is support the nra and help them stop controls which i know are so needed in my heart -i mean the whole country is submerged in this gun sickness and it allows not only crime but abuses by all kind of sick people -not just off the wall mentals but just folks in emotional stress who don't belong anywhere near a gun -wife beaters and suicide thinkers and kids and there is no way the government can control trafficking with the amount of transactions and trading going on everyday involving millions of uncontrolled gun sales and with all the semi sicko lost gun nuts like me  - and when i think of all the time i could be spending (and money) on positive things if i could just beat this gun obsession and low self esteem -i'm gonna try -i really am gonna try hard.."

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Hey Gun Nuts - Here's The Facts - But I Know -You Need Them To Feel Big

//www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/0
1/pro-gun-myths-fact-check
 
 
 when that APC filled with Special Ops Marines shows up to attack their fellow citizens  with air cover over your home you better have a fucking missile defense system

Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped

 President Obama on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiative, starting with $100 million in 2016, to invent and refine new technologies to understand the  how's and why's  -the unique functioning of  - Fundamentalist Christian/Redneck thought processing.

 The President announced - " Now we know these folks are not all there!"


"They oppose all attempts to move along the highway of human progress and are stuck in their bronze Age Biblical Mentality - BUT -we are gonna help them -we are gonna give them an opportunity to wake up and smell The Roses -like these beautiful roses in our garden here all round us today."

"Oh and ESPECIALLY You Gun nuts out there!"


A senior administration scientist compared the new initiative to the Human Genome Project, in that it is directed at a problem that has seemed insoluble up to now: the recording and mapping of brain circuits in action in an effort to “show how millions of brain cells interact.  especially in the minds of these redneck Christian folks who we have always thought were just retarded by  "early childhood brain washing" but now we are looking for deeper answers.

Brain researchers can now insert wires in the brain of animals, or sometimes human beings, to record the electrical activity of brain cells called neurons, as they communicate with each other so this technique should work well with these Christian Rednecks as they have much lower IQ's and smaller brains than most folks.

Monday, April 01, 2013

Lyndsay Lohan "I Want To Blow a Rabbi"


 Oye Vei! - That Might be very nice but not in Schule or on Sabath
Lyndsay said today in Hollywood "I think Rabbis and Hasidick Jews are sooo hot! -They don't like me BUT if converting to Judaism will help me to blow a Rabbi and get down with some Hasidick Hot guys  that's What i gotta do!"


Just after the rockets stopped falling on Sderot, Ashdod and Tel Aviv last November, another bomb exploded a week later in Hollywood. Judging from Twitter the day after its premiere, the Lifetime made-for-TV movie “Liz and Dick,” starring Lindsay Lohan as
screen legend Elizabeth Taylor, felt as urgent, significant and tragic as the war in Gaza.


Lohan is the successful child star who segued into teen hits and looked poised for a pretty decent career until she suddenly took a detour and became America’s Favorite Train Wreck, imploding spectacularly in full public view and with half a dozen mug shots to prove it. The Liz Taylor role was supposed to be her comeback, embodying the serious, complicated and glamorous actress she herself hoped to be.


Instead, it was a belly flop of epic proportions, one of the most maligned performances of the year, with critics and audiences seeming to take delicious pleasure it its total failure. Lohan was reportedly devastated by the reviews. But that hasn’t stopped her from continuing her quest to channel the Elizabeth Taylor deep inside her.
 Vuss a blow job?

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Gay's are Disgusting BUTT We love Them Anyway

I love the fact that American's are willing to accept an aberrant lifestyle and go beyond the redneck morality of the bible when it comes to enforcing tolerance at the constitutional level
BUT - LET'S BE HONEST:

Procreation -the most vital and elementary force in evolution has been driven for a billion years by a MALE getting stimulated sexually by a FEMALE and vice versa -BE it from

bright plumage or a bigger set of antlers - or a mating call - or a nice ass and tits.

Gay men on the other hand stick their dicks into each others assholes (like in shit holes) to pleasure each other and then go out and have a nice dinner (oh and the anal canal does not work well as a placenta so in terms of "nature" it's pretty "unfriendly" for survival of the
species.

OH -and I don't give a shit if anyone wants to fuck and marry an Elephant (as long as it's consensual) but let's get real - let's just say it outloud here - for most men the thought of getting fucked in the ass or blown by another man is one step
below fucking your grandmother.

SO -This is the first real evidence in human history that we as a species may be willing to go beyond the supernatural for our sources of  clarity and wisdom and commensurate codes of conduct and justice - 
including tolerance for disgusting lifestyles.

Fuck who you want -when you want -however you want as long as it's consensual and
does no harm - and no kids are hearing or watching.


Oh - Sorry -i forgot -i didn't mention lesbians - who are just totally cool! - And when they grow cocks the world will be safe at last!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Jesus Spends Another Easter With Anna Nicole Smith

Jesus who has not returned to heaven since his fling with Anna Nicole Smith,after her death from electrical shock due to a short in her powerful vibrator; and who has been seen partying with a variety of hot chicks,both dead and alive -- has decided to ignore his Father's demands to return to Heaven on the anniversary of his resurrection.

Jesus said,"I'm more interested in erection than resurrection right now!" He was overheard talking with a bartender in Malibu; " I was cooped up with God for so long without any pussy that i just went nuts -- when Anna died i decided to jump her,and now all i can think about is making up for lost time -- the simple truth is that Jesus is a party animal!"

"I plan on spending Easter with Anna and Marilyn Monroe and maybe Angie Dickinson and maybe Paris Hilton --the great thing about being Jesus is that i get to fuck all the pussy i want --dead or alive."


He concluded,"Anyway ,it's gonna be a great Easter -- as Anna always says -- "Jesus, you give new meaning to bringing back the dead ." -- And as for my Father -- if he didn't hog all the pussy for himself and his disciples -- i wouldn't have turned into a wild cunt man."