She nailed it better than a 300 yard drive on a Trump Golf Course!
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Saturday, July 23, 2016
The Digibandit: Suicide Bomber Returns From Paradise -Say's "It's ...
The Digibandit: Suicide Bomber Returns From Paradise -Say's "It's ...: welcome to paradise "Osama Bin Tuchas has returned from Paradise and boy is he pissed off!" said Brigadier general Moishe Pip...
Thursday, July 07, 2016
The Digibandit: Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -T...
The Digibandit: Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -T...: “Christians Gone Bad” - Serves up stories of former devoted Fundamentalists who become Hasidic Jews and kill and torture Altar boys....
Obama recommends formation of -- The United Nations World Wide "BLOW JOB CORPS<"
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| Obama said "These sexually repressed folks are just too backed up!"
Obama announced "We need a United Nations Blow Job Corp. (comprised of BOTH men AND women)
To Help reduce anger among conservative christians and islamists!
Volunteers needed ( i'm too old -before you ask)"
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America is mostly comprised of Ignorant Assholes -The numbers don't Lie!
Let's be clear! The schmucks dominate America! At least 48% will vote for Trump AND the House is dominated by conservative and Tea Party throw backs.
If it wasn't for the highly educated elites (who can at least reason objectively) America would be one big white christian lower middle class shithole!
And the poor would be TOTALLY fcked NOT just PARTIALLY FCKED!!
Wednesday, July 06, 2016
Doctors at The Mayo Clinic Agree - Trump MUST have Brain Cancer !
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| "It's the ONLY explanation for his behavior" |
Dr Moishe Pipick head of The Mayo's Clinic's Ontology Wing said today:
" I have observed the way individuals with terminal brain tumors act for over 30 years now!"
"I have consulted with my staff and reviewed his behavior patterns on video with them."
He concluded : "He is either a pathological liar and sociopath or has a pre-frontol lobe terminal tumor! AND we are betting on a combination of both!"
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
ABC Announces Bachelorette spinoff - "Bitchelorette" - Anal Sex and Cornhole Soulmates!
Judy Moronsky may get her heart broken by Clem Tardoff on the premiere of The Bitchelorette," but it it didn't diminish her desire for a lasting love. After taking time back home in Dallas with her parents and three older siblings and to let her butt heal - The 25-year-old is ready to get back in the game and start the search for her cornholesoul mate all over again.
A successful masseuse specializing in the BIG surprise ending , the spunky girl-next-door also enjoys meth, sp country music and spending time with her father at Klu Klux Clan meetings. At the end of this journey, she plans to have the right man by her side to share it all.
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| Irving Schlocker head of programming at ABC said: NOTHING shows love and commitment like cornholing and that will become clear on The Bitchelorette |
The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...
The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...: In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette would DRIVE 40 million viewers to this program and be a breakout example - ...
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Epi...
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Epi...: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r... : In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette woul...
The End of The World as We Know It!
The world will mercifully end soon because every ignorant asshole with internet access can now add to the public debate and influence morally corrupt public officials AND abett populist demagogues AND as a consequence- We are drowning in a tsunami of populist conspiracy driven bullshit spread by half witted assholes!
Sunday, June 12, 2016
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable : TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20, whichwill try to capture the reality of...
Future Asshole Parents Alert! - It's Children's Day Today - Give them The Ultimate Gift - An Abortion!
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| Not prepared to maximize their human potential? Then do not breed! |
Friday, May 27, 2016
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die...
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die...: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die before Blowing ... : BUT i would blow this great guy again tomorrow!
Oral Sex while Texting are a Recipe for Disaster Day - AAA
Oral sex Kills While Driving/Texting
AAA expects over 30 million people to drive at least 50 miles this weekend, the most since 2005 and said at least 2 million of them will receive oral sex while driving which is extremely dangerous. - But not as bad as getting blown WHILE texting!
The Final Orgasm of George and Sarah Schwartz
Thursday, May 26, 2016
The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable
The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20, whichwill try to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and ...
The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable
The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20, whichwill try to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and ...
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Friday, May 13, 2016
The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...
The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...: In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette would DRIVE 40 million viewers to this program and be a breakout example - ...
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die before Blowing ...
The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die before Blowing ...: BUT i would blow this great guy again tomorrow!
Monica Lewinsky says she would die before Blowing Cruz or Trump.
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| BUT i would blow this great guy again tomorrow! |
Sunday, April 24, 2016
Calling ALL Man-Ness Seekers! Here's a Great suggestion for Growing a Pair of Balls.
Calling all Gun lovers -Hunters -Wife beaters /Abusers -Child Abusers -Trophy Seekers
:Join A Boxing Club
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| the perfect alternative to your feelings of inadequacy - fight someone your own size (without a gun) |
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Tuesday, April 05, 2016
Jesus and John The Baptist get THIS news! -- Right after having Oral Sex in Heaven with Each Other.
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| And Paul loved to go down on me too! |
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.
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| We will punish North carolina |
Monday, March 21, 2016
The Digibandit: Great Oral Sex is the key to My Longevity! - Is...
The Digibandit: Great Oral Sex is the key to My Longevity! - Is...: My wife Becky can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch i also make a mean chicken soup
The Digibandit: Great Oral Sex is the key to My Longevity! - Is...
The Digibandit: Great Oral Sex is the key to My Longevity! - Is...: My wife Becky can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch i also make a mean chicken soup
Friday, March 18, 2016
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Trump Supporters will all be Dead Soon! - Last Gasp for These Idiot!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/03/04/death-predicts-whether-people-vote-for-donald-trump/
"What is going on, then, with death rates for middle-aged whites? Case and Deaton aren't sure, but they argued that alcohol abuse, suicides and the opioid epidemic have something to do with it. The rate of fatal "poisonings" for instance — a category that includes drug overdoses — more than tripled among middle-aged whites since 2000."
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| not much time left |
The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!
The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
The Truth Hurts!
Sweeping statements that free trade = lost income and jobs simply feed the populist dogma sweeping this nation. The lack of growth in middle class take home pay is linked increase in domestic healthcare costs not foreign trade (healthcare cost increases have been largely borne the employer and therefore not counted as part of take home pay). There is a myth that jobs would stay in the US if we simply erected trade barriers and that we can dictate the economy of the world. False. The world economy has moved away from unskilled manufacturing ("blue collar America") to high skilled jobs. American will not maintain its leadership by trying to protect and overpay unskilled labor. High pay jobs require a skilled workforce.
30 years ago a high school graduate earned only 25% less than a college grad. Today, it's 80% less. Only 30% of US has a four year degree. This is the source of income disparity and pandering to people with promises that we ignore the basic need for a higher skilled workforce may keep a few more people employed today at the cost of leaving your children and the economy burdened by an uncompetitive US workforce that will earn less in the future. You don't improve wages by capping people's opportunity.
Josh Billings
"A) I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain’t so.
B) Wisdum don’t konsist in knowing more that iz new, but in knowing less that iz false."
B) Wisdum don’t konsist in knowing more that iz new, but in knowing less that iz false."
Monday, March 14, 2016
The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!
The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...
The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!
The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...
Great Oral Sex is the key to My Longevity! - Israel Kristal World's Oldest Man
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| My wife Becky can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch |
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i also make a mean chicken soup
Saturday, March 12, 2016
Toilet Paper would be a Start!
Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and Toilet Paper and Amazon and Apple and Guns!
What do these Islamist assholes have?
The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...
The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/04/opinion/campaign-stops/the-beast-is-us.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-headin...
Thank You God and Jesus Christ for sending us Donny and Teddy - AND Destroying The GOP
I WAS an Atheist -BUT Now I am Saved!
“At some point, we have to deal with the fact that there are at least two candidates who could utterly destroy the Republican bench for a generation if they became the nominee,” said Josh Holmes, a former chief of staff to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. “We’d be hard-pressed to elect a Republican dogcatcher north of the Mason-Dixon or west of the Mississippi.”
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| Teddy was right about the power of prayer |
Friday, March 11, 2016
The Digibandit: Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked ...
The Digibandit: Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked ...: Ronnie has called out to me to join him! "Ronnie told me that he wished he could kill himself because of his torture watching A...
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Tuesday, March 08, 2016
The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...
The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...: "This fat fcking Bible Belting Hog just got grease on my Armani" Trump HolyLand
The MAJOR reason the Southern Male Porkers hate the Liberals -Take a look!
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| Stick with your hog women! |
Monday, March 07, 2016
The Digibandit: Trump says he will MOON Cruz and Rubio -Sometime b...
The Digibandit: Trump says he will MOON Cruz and Rubio -Sometime b...: I'm gonna leave them with one final message "Oh and a big fuck you to Mitt Romney and the whole republican establishment"...
The Digibandit: Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked ...
The Digibandit: Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked ...: Ronnie has called out to me to join him! "Ronnie told me that he wished he could kill himself because of his torture watching A...
Sunday, March 06, 2016
Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked her to join him! - Cannot watch Trump alone!
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| Ronnie has called out to me to join him! |
"Ronnie told me that he wished he could kill himself because of his torture watching American Republicans turn into morons and follow a maniac down the road of political suicide.
It will be a great relief to join him and leave those GOP defectives and their moronic followers behind me!"
PS -Ronnie said last night:
"Donald Trump is the biggest horses ass he had ever seen on two legs."
"Hurry - I need you!"
The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...
The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...: A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday. The Tru...
The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...
The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/04/opinion/campaign-stops/the-beast-is-us.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-headin...
Saturday, March 05, 2016
Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christian Americans SHOULD have been Aborted!
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| Stop microscopic cells from turning into defective haters and morons |
Stop Them In The Womb
Friday, March 04, 2016
Trump says he will MOON Cruz and Rubio -Sometime before the Campaign Ends!
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| I'm gonna leave them with one final message |
"Oh and a big fuck you to Mitt Romney and the whole republican establishment"
The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...
The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...: "This fat fcking Bible Belting Hog just got grease on my Armani" Trump HolyLand
Thursday, March 03, 2016
Wednesday, March 02, 2016
Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump HolyLand
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| "This fat fcking Bible Belting Hog just got grease on my Armani" |
Trump HolyLand
The Digibandit: Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals k...
The Digibandit: Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals k...: American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography. Western Women rejected m...
The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...
The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...: A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday. The Tru...
Tuesday, March 01, 2016
New In-Space Masturbation Record set by Scott Kelly - Beats (pun) Yuri Gargonin by 300 Ejaculations!
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| this is the palm that did the work |
There are many ways to measure Mr. Kelly’s nearly yearlong mission. Among them, he traveled 143,846,525 miles, worked on more than 400 experiments and logged about 650 miles on a treadmill.
AND masturbated 1,250 times!
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| Congratulations to Scott Kelly -He is now champion space masturbator |
Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals killed him!
American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography.
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| Western Women rejected me |
Investigators recovered a "fairly extensive" cache of "modern, electronically recorded" pornography from Osama bin Laden's compound, according to Reuters. Considered in concert with the fact that he also reportedly had natural boner juice on hand, one can reasonably conclude that bin Laden spent the balance of his time on the run jackin' it.
The Bug People have crawled out from under their Rocks!
A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday.
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| The Trump Bugs |
Monday, February 29, 2016
Black Actors should stop Crying and Recognize - THEY ARE BLACK! - DUH!
Minority actors should stop crying -Writers reflect cultural narratives and then the casting reflects THAT narrative -
DUH!
Old saying: "only your mother loves you for yourself". For everybody else, it's "what can you do for me?
Show business, like publishing, is a business first and foremost. It is all about "how fast and easy can you solve my problem?".
Sunday, February 28, 2016
The Digibandit: Jesus' original philosophy "THE Golden STOOl" not ...
The Digibandit: Jesus' original philosophy "THE Golden STOOl" not ...: https://www.facebook.com/The-Golden-Stool-157970981028939/?ref=hl In 20 AD Jesus Christ said "Do unto others as you would ...
Saturday, February 27, 2016
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...
The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have Spoken! --Trump Cabinet Meeting
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| The people have spoken |
Friday, February 26, 2016
The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...
The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...: next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. Whi...
The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...
The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...: next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. Whi...
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Run for President - Any moron can Get Rich!
Mr. Trump is not the only contender to make the calculation that running for president is win-win, burnishing “brand” value even for the losers. Ben Carson — yes, still in the race — seems more interested in selling books than in attaining higher office. Marco Rubio has already enjoyed years of patronage from a billionaire auto dealer in Florida.
The examples of Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee underscore the point that a no-hope presidential run has more upside than downside. A career as a right-wing celebrity — a stint on Fox News, speaking fees, book advances — is more profitable than one in the Senate. These incentives have helped to shift the Republican Party from a party of opportunity to a party of opportunists.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
The Digibandit: American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if...
The Digibandit: American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if...: Ted Cruz - and Marco Rubio get direct messages from god!
Monday, February 22, 2016
The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...
The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...: "laugh - you mean stinky motha fuckas!" So said Chris Rock -who will lead the Middle East Islamo Fundamentalist Tour said toda...
The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest
The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest: "At least your moron brother had a pair of balls!" Let's have your submissions by March,15 -The Ides of March Firs...
The Bernie Spring is almost over! (Remember the Arab Spring?)
Mrs. Clinton has 502 delegates to Mr. Sanders’s 70; 2,383 are needed to win the nomination. These numbers include delegates won in state contests and superdelegates, who can support any candidate. She is likely to win a delegate jackpot from the overwhelmingly black and Hispanic areas in the Southern-dominated Super Tuesday primaries on March 1, when 11 states will vote and about 880 delegates will be awarded.
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