Father's Day Evolved From A Blowstick

Historians have recorded that there was a tradition to celebrate Father's Day even thousands of years ago. Their study say that 4,000 years ago in Babylon a son called Elmesu carved a father's day message on a clay card. In his message Elmesu wished his father a long and healthy life. There is no knowledge as to what happened to this father son duo but it is believed that several countries retained the custom of celebrating Father's Day.

Well - if you believe that i have a nice cabin in Kyrgestan i can sell you cheap.

About 60 thousand years ago after eons of men shtupping anything that moved and then moving on to his next foxy Huntress gatherer -like:

"So what if you have a little one -what's that got to do with MY shtupping -and anyway -how does shtupping result in that little one? Go prove it (ancestor to first Jewish lawyer?)"
See -the cause and effect of shtupping resulting in a child -let alone YOUR child - was not figured out yet.

Well one day this cave woman Mildred tries something original and sneaks into the cave where Oorgy her main shtupper was sleeping and she gives him a present that the Tribal Witch and Healer - Esther Pipick - told her about:

A blow stick! - Which no one had dared tried before except Odin who blew stick the wrong guy and wound up with his skull bashed in -anyway -back to Mildred and Oorgy and Esther Pipick the Witch.

See -Esther had first discovered the blow stick when one night she was blowing on a stick with meat on it to cool it off -and being a witch she came up with the concept for the First blow JOB when Oorgy - sitting across from her at the fire ring - reacted to her blowing on the stick by having HIS weiner stick protrude out of his loincloth by ten inches ( see-HE didn't know why but Esther put stick and dick together right away.
WELL -when Oorgy comes too after his blow stick experience -he says "Holy shit Mildred -what the fuck was that? -I want more!"

And Mildred says "Well you gave me a baby from your shtupping and THAT blow stick was your Father's Day gift"

And Oorgy replied "Oh yeah! -that's MY son allright -absotutely -100% -He's a beauty -strong and so smart -and well hung just like me -and i can't wait until NEXT Father's day"
Unfortunately with the taming of men and the rise of Christianity and sin and it's residual sexual repression - Material gifts were gradually substituted for the blow jobs by many women hence precipitating the rise in divorce and subsequent breakdown of the traditional family unit.

So you see how that first blow stick evolved into the Father's Day we celebrate today -AND - to this very day there are women who give one or less blow jobs a year -Just like Mildred.
So today let's have a moment of silence for all those fathers who will get a tie instead of a blow job.
AND give a big hip hip hooray to all those gals to whom a blow job is just another day -like a walk in the park.

But most of all a big hat's off to Esther Pipick The Witch and her first pupil --Mildred -and to Oorgy -First father and blow stick recipient

Fox TV announces 'Haunted CornHole Highway"

New paranormal reality series Haunted CornHole Highway (formerly titled Paranormal Highway) opens on Fox TV on July 3 at 10p.  The one-hour series follows two teams comprised of Jack Osbourne & Dana Workman and Jael de Pardo & Devin Marble as they conduct first-person investigations on paranormal Corn Holing activity found along America's remote back roads.  


Throughout the six episodes, the teams will visit lonely roads in Utah, Montana, South Dakota, Minnesota, Arkansas and Louisiana as they seek evidence of CornHoling which is rampant among Redneck Christians in these rural areas.

Viewers will get to see CornHoling Ghosts in action! 


Haunted Highway is produced by BASE Productions.

Drew Carey Puked Off 80 pounds - Puking Himself To Death

                         "I can't stop puking"

"These fucking no life crap obsessed morons are like crap slaves and i am their Moron King"

"I have puked off 80 pounds and i can't wait until i puke myself to death to escape this Moron Hell"

Kanye West Posts - Post CornHole Pix - of Kim Kardashion

Cape Town - Kanye West posted a naked picture of Kim Kardashianon Twitter, reports 2OceansVibe. --shortly after cornholing her on their Hotel Balcony

However, the rapper quickly removed the image just moments after it was uploaded.

The picture shows the back of a naked Kim Kardashian sitting at a table eating after she was CornHoled

Most of her bum is also visible in the photo.

While it has been deleted from Twitter, some bloggers and internet users managed to save a copy of the photo before the take-down. 

Hotel residents heard a woman screaming "Oh Kanye drive me off the balcony with that big black railroad tie!" 
Here is the photo, as posted on 2OceansVibe.

Kim is however no stranger to being Cornholed. 

She has appeared naked post CornHoling, albeit covered in silver paint, on the cover of W Magazine and she is most famous for her sex tape with Ray J. 
Kim and Kanye have been dating for a few months and there is speculation that the pair are planning a family. 



'"If i can stay out of that magnificent CornHole long enough to do the reproduction thing -heh heh"

Drew Carey Feels Like King of Morons -Wants to Die

"I took their money and turned myself into "The Moron King" and i wish i was dead!"

"Everyday i look at these screaming fucking morons going apeshit over crap and i want to go back to my dressing room and shoot myself!"

"I used to be a funny guy with self respect but i was seduced by all this money and never realized I would become "The Moron King"

"Please -won't someone release me from these fucking morons screaming and yelling over crap"

"Bob Barker told me i would love the fame and power and all folks - BUT now i know he was the biggest fucking moron of them all :


"Until me!"

"The Price is Right" Causes Brain Damage says New Study

"The ONLY question we have is - whether ONLY brain damaged people watch it - OR -the show causes it?" said Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of The Worldwide Neurological Center in Berne, Switzerland.


He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"

"Another amazing finding is that when put through behavioral analysis like -you know -the ones that showed how Chimps will keep pushing the lever for Cocaine instead of food -these "Price is Right" freakos preferred shopping and bling titillation more than life ITSELF!"


"Well Doctor,"asked one of the Institute's Scientists -what are your recommendations ?"


Dr. Pipick replied  "  Watch them closely!  - Neuter them all!  - and consider Euthanasia!

Fox TV's "Die Laughing" Brings Back The Dead

"Holy cow Mike!" said Bandit Entertainment reporter Elise Mandelbaum "You are going to exploit terminally patients in a Reality Show?"

"Exploit?" -"Hold on to your size D Jewish cups Elise! -We have already brought half a dozen terminally ill patients back from the Grim Reaper's grasp in our test pilot"

"Bullshit Mike!" said Elise.

Schlocker replied; "Let me introduce ya to Moishe Pipick who already had his feeding tube removed over at Cedars Sinai when Ben Morrison a local stand up comic did a special 'Die Laughing ' routine at Moishe's bedside -tell em what happened Moishe?"

Moishe exclaimed; "Well -i vas riding up to Heaven on a bright light ven i hear "So Moishe - did you hear about the old Jew who had brain cancer and his wife tried to put chicken soup in his ears and..."

Moishe went on: "well suddenly i heard a few more Death Jokes and before you know it i was awake -AND after an MRI and a Scat Scan my Neurologist said my brain tumor had totally disappeared!"

Schlocker said; And - we know this "Die Laughing" approach can save folks and it's gonna be one hell of a funny show!"

Elise said; "Well it would be so wonderful if you could actually use tragic comedy to save folks Mike"

Schlocker concluded; "But if it don't get ratings we'll have to pull the plug on it --heh heh heh -heh heh heh - pull the plug -get it? heh heh heh!"

Fox TV Announces "The Search For Osama Bin Laden's Skeleton"

"We are gonna scour the Ocean with the same team of expert underwater Treasure Hunters that discovered the Titanic and bring up Osama's Skeleton and sell it in what will be the world's greatest auction event -- AND the revenue will go to the 911 victim's families" --said Myron Schlockmeister Prexy of Fox TV in a startling press conference in hollywood today.

"Wow!" -exclaimed Moishe Pipick,LA Burea Chief for The New York Times. He went on "This will certainly be the biggest event in TV history and maybe in the history of the world - because IF you find his Skeleton you know the fanatical Muslims will go ape shit world wide"

Schlockmeister replied," Heh Heh -fuck em all! -Oh and we WILL find that fucker's carcass - because we have inside info from the Aircraft Carrier's logs about where they dumped him -and our crew is the best in the world at finding shit in the deepest parts of the World's oceans"

Digibandit Entertainment Reporter Elise Mandelbaum asked:"Isn't it against the Shariah Code of Muslim Justice to bother a dead Muslim's body?"

"Sharia LAW? -That's a fucking oxymoron if ever i heard one! -- Hey Elise in Iran they would stone you to death just for showing off those big tits of yours."

"Fuck you Schlockmeister!"

From "Fags To Stags" Boot Camp From Fox TV

"You come in as a Homeo and leave as a Romeo" says executive producer Moishe Pipick speaking on behalf of Fox Reality Pres.Mike Schlocko who is away visiting Bernie Madoff in federal Prison to discuss a potential program.'Weekend at Bernie's"

"Over the course of twelve weeks our drill instructors -who make Victoria Secrets models look like boys -and who in addition to being the greatest pieces of ass on Earth -are also behavioral psychiatrists -will have these homo recruits screwing like a Guido on the Jersey Shore"

Pipick went on; "we will follow them as they convert from "Tuchas Tigers" - into "Snatch Busters" -and we will witness the pride and joy that their families will experience in seeing their transition into happy and fulfilled "Real Men"

"This is another example of Fox Reality TV's commitment to presenting compelling -must watch programs -while simultaneously helping to uplift society."

He concluded; "The one disappointment in the production is that we had to eliminate the Priests from the Boot Camp"

"They were using it to prey (oops a pun) on the recruits and to try and cornhole all the young kids in the area where we where shooting"

He concluded: "If you have a homo friend or family member or are a fagott yourself - call us at 1-800- stagfag - camp -and start on the road to heterosexual misery. (ha ha ha)

MOSCOW - A lone protester detained in a small city east of Moscow earlier this month for spitting on an image of Russian President Vladimir Putin has  been sentenced to life days in prison after being convicted of "minor hooliganism." and his wife and three small chidren have been sent to Siberia

   

Dimitry Karuyev insists he only sneezed on the photo, but the incident nevertheless shows how Russian authorities are cracking down on dissenters as Putin begins his third term in office amid unprecedented protests against him.

Two men were detained in Moscow earlier this week for allegedly assaulting riot police during a May 6 protest that turned violent. Several dozen protesters and about 30 police officers were injured in the scuffle that ended with hundreds detained and several police helmets bobbing in the Moscow Riv

famous Russian Dissidents - never forget

• Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
• Andrei Sakharov
• Anton Chekhov
• Fyodor Dostoyevsky
• Gary Kasparov
• Leon Trotsky
• Sergey Kirov
• Valery Sablin
• Zviad Gamsakhurdia
• Vyacheslav Chornovil
• Aleksandr Ginzburg
• Eduard Limonov

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New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable

TV Land’s The CornHole Man, debuting June 20,  whichwill try to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and bullshitIt stars Cedric the Entertainer as a former R&B music star who returns to his Christian roots as pastor of his father’s church. The CornHole Man focuses on the church as a place for repressed sexual desires, rather than a house of religion, Jones said. “The whole idea of that was unique — in many ways we think about this not necessarily as a churchbased show but rather a workplace comedy that happens to be [in] a church.”

When real-life religious leaders are spotlighted in TLC’s Preacher Wives — which looks at the lives of several Atlanta-based pastors and their spouses who love to hump farm animals — it’s told from a lifestyle perspective, rather than in religious tones. “Fundamentally our shows focus on the lifestyles and not necessarily the faith,” TLC general manager Amy Winter said. “I think the faith is the backbone of the lifestyle choices that we show throughout the series. I wouldn’t say we’re so focused on the religion itself; it’s just a piece of their lifestyle.”

We TV’s Mary Mary Where's my Dildo gives a behind the scenes look at the lives of the famed contemporary Gospel sister duo Erica and Tina Campbell. The Campbell sisters say that the lives of faith-based characters  who are lesbians have not been reflected in mainstream reality shows, but have appeal to viewers. We TV renewed the series for a second season after it averaged nearly 600,000 viewers in its freshman run.

“It’s good to see people be verbal about their Christian faith … but living a normal life,” Tina Campbell said. “You’re not going to see us in the pulpit preaching and trying to perfect folks, but you’ll see us living a real life and having challenges and not be able to cope with  all the deviant sex with each other and animals.”
Some networks are building shows directly around the Good Book itself. History will team with prolific reality series producer Mark Burnett to produce a five-hour, five-part series, The Bible Is ALL Bullshit
The series will chronicle the Bible from Genesis to Revelation and will air sometime in 2013, according to network officials.

History president and general manager Nancy Dubuc said the Bible is one of the world’s most significant fairy tales  and the series will bring its stories “to life for a new generation.”
GOSPEL GAME SHOW

With more than three-quarters of Americans identifying with some form of Christianity, Amy Introcaso-Davis, executive vice president of programming for GSN, said Christianity-themed programming is an untapped genre for cable. Later this year, GSN will introduce The American Bible Challenge, a new game show that challenges contestants on their knowledge of deviant homosexuality in the Bible.

“We see the American Bible Challenge as a authentic, fun way to reach that audience — it’s very fun and very relatable,” she said, adding that each episode of the Jeff Foxworthy- hosted show will feature a gospel choir fucking onstage.

“There’s nothing hokey about it — it’s contemporary, so I think churches themselves have gone in a different direction, so the media is going to follow them in some way.”

Introcaso-Davis said she’s not concerned about turning off atheists or non-Christian religious believers with the series, although she admits that religious-themed programming will always be a tad controversial because of the many divergent beliefs that people hold. “People believe in what they believe in, but the great thing about this country is people have the right to believe what they want,” she said. “At the end of the day [religion] is bullshit — religion does touch your life even if you’re not a believer, so it’s natural that we should be exploring it in all parts of the media.”

Average Anne Romney Wants Drissage Taught in Public Schools

German-born trainer and top-ranked equestrian, Mr. Ebeling was at ease with the wealthy women drawn to the sport of dressage, in which horses costing up to seven figures execute pirouettes and other dancelike moves for riders wearing tails and top hats.

He said:"Anne Romney has worked hard to make Drissage a part of public school training BUT damned if i know where a poor family would get a million bucks for one of them horses  -maybe with some government loan program?"

A taskmaster, Mr. Ebeling pushed Mrs. Romney to excel in high-level amateur shows. He escorted her on horse-buying expeditions to Europe. She shares ownership of the Oldenburg mare he dreams of riding in the Olympic Games this summer. Mrs. Romney and her husband, Mitt, even floated a loan — $250,000 to $500,000, according to financial records — to Mr. Ebeling and his wife for the horse farm they run in California, where the Romneys use a Mediterranean-style guesthouse as a getaway.

“He came over here with two empty hands,” Anne Gribbons, technical adviser of the United States dressage team, said of Mr. Ebeling. “He had a lucky break to get to know the Romneys.”

The relationship has given the Romneys “the ability to enjoy the horses in a very safe and private haven, along with enjoying the people who provide them the service,” said Robert Dover, who knows the Romneys and Mr. Ebeling and his wife, Amy. “That friendship has stood the test of time.” It also offers a glimpse into

 the Romneys’ way of life, which they have generally shielded from view.

Protective of their privacy, they may also have been wary of the kind of fallout that came after Mr. Romney’s mention of the “couple of Cadillacs” his wife owned and the disclosure of plans for a car elevator in the family’s $9 million beach house in California, which prompted criticism that Mr. Romney was out of touch with average Americans.

Mrs. Romney took up dressage at age 50 as a therapy for multiple sclerosis, but it soon became her passion. Riding, she has said, “sings to my soul.”

Mr. Romney, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, was also drawn in. He chose the music that Mr. Ebeling has ridden to in competitions, from the movie “The Mission.” He also took up trail riding. In a recent conversation with Sean Hannity of Fox News not meant for broadcast but leaked to the Internet, Mr. Romney showed a familiarity with expensive, esoteric breeds, mentioning his wife’s Austrian Warmbloods and his own Missouri Fox Trotter — “like a quarter horse, but just a much better gait.


"I hope he's not porking Anne" Romney told his groom.

Signed Elvis Presley Turd on Auction Block

 AN Elvis Presley Original Turd, shat in Tennesee, to be Auctioned

Elvis Presley

An original turd of Elvis Presley autographed and inscribed to songwriter and compose Irving Berlin on auction at Gotta Have It! store on March 21, 2012 in New York City. (Michael Loccisano/AFP/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES — Extreme Elvis Presley fans, take note: the King's originally buried Turd at the Forest Hill Cemetery in Memphis, Tennessee that briefly housed Presley and his mother is up for auction, the Associated Press reported Monday. 


Though the idea of buying the music legend's Turd may give some the heebie-jeebies, CEO of Julien’s Auctions Darren Julien doesn't think the item is creepy in the slightest.

“I just consider that if you’re an ultimate fan of Elvis Presley, it’s an opportunity,” Julien told the New York Times. “It’s definitely a conversation piece. Only one person can say, ‘Hey,  i have one of The King's signed turds”

Pope Says Confessions To Queer Priests Don't Count Don't Count

In an amazing revelation from His Eminence in the Vatican today; The Pope asserted during an interview with the Catholic Times Magazine, that Catholics who gave their confessions to homo Priests would not be absolved from their sins -- he stated;

"Priests who have been found outa to be queers have no standing with Goda, and any absolutions whicha they gave --are null and voida!"

Catholic Times Vatican reporter, Faba Nugatzi asked the Pope; "But your emminence, these Catholic members of your flock had no way of knowing that they were confessing to homo's - and if their sins are serious and not forgiven -- they will go to Hell?"

"Atsa tough titty!", replied the Pope. "Do you thinka God isa gonna accept the Confession from a Priest who just gota finished sticking hisa tinga into some young Altar boy?"

The reporter replied, "But your Holiness, i was talking to a man who confessed that he had sodomized and tortured his three year old son while he was under the influence of pain killers and alcohol due to post traumatic stress syndrome from serving in Iraq - as a life long Catholic he lived in constant fear of going to Hell prior to his confession. - SO NOW - What will he do when he hears your announcement that he will not be absolved from his venal sins?"

The Pope answered,"Well he is justa gonna have to commit his sins all over again and finda, if he can, a non homo Priest -- and confess all over again, and then he will hava fresh starta with Goda."

"But Your Emminence --that makes no sense! -- it's cruel and an abomination of Christ's Gospel."

The Pope concluded, "Well thatsa the Churcha for you -- Happy Memorial Day."

Top 150 TV Shows for Morons

2011-12 Season: Series Ranking In Adults 18-49:

				P 18-49	P 18-49	P 18-49
Rank	Network	Program	#telecasts	Rating	Share	Viewers (000)
1	NBC	NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL	15	7.99	20	10214
2	FOX	AMERICAN IDOL-WEDNESDAY	19	6.16	17	7879
3	NBC	VOICE	15	6.12	16	7821
4	ABC	MODERN FAMILY	34	5.54	15	7090
5	FOX	AMERICAN IDOL-THURSDAY	18	5.53	16	7067
6	CBS	BIG BANG THEORY, THE	32	5.53	17	7066
7	CBS	TWO AND A HALF MEN	34	5.10	12	6526
8	FOX	X-FACTOR-WED	10	4.36	12	5580
9	CBS	2 BROKE GIRLS	33	4.35	11	5560
10	ABC	GREY’S ANATOMY	29	4.23	11	5409
11	NBC	FOOTBALL NT AMERICA PT 3	15	4.21	11	5378
12	FOX	NEW GIRL	28	4.20	11	5368
13	FOX	X-FACTOR-THU	11	4.18	12	5341
14	NBC	VOICE:RESULTS SHOW	6	4.17	11	5326
15	CBS	HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER	32	4.12	12	5270
16	ABC	ONCE UPON A TIME	24	4.10	10	5240
17	CBS	NCIS	34	4.01	11	5121
18	CBS	SURVIVOR: SOUTH PACIFIC	12	3.99	11	5104
19	FOX	FAMILY GUY	23	3.79	9	4847
20	CBS	MIKE & MOLLY	33	3.77	9	4820
21	CBS	CRIMINAL MINDS	34	3.73	10	4767
22	CBS	ROB	8	3.71	10	4748
23	FOX	GLEE	25	3.66	10	4684
24	FOX	TERRA NOVA	11	3.58	9	4573
25	ABC	DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES	22	3.57	8	4571
26	CBS	SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD	13	3.48	10	4443
27	CBS	NCIS: LOS ANGELES	32	3.44	9	4404
28	ABC	DANCING WITH THE STARS	20	3.44	9	4400
29	NBC	OFFICE	31	3.42	9	4376
30	FOX	ALCATRAZ	10	3.39	8	4339
31	FOX	HOUSE	25	3.31	8	4235
32	CBS	PERSON OF INTEREST	31	3.31	9	4235
33	FOX	SIMPSONS	23	3.28	9	4189
34	CBS	AMAZING RACE 19	12	3.26	8	4168
35	CBS	RULES OF ENGAGEMENT	19	3.25	9	4161
36	CBS	HAWAII FIVE-0	33	3.25	8	4154
37	CBS	CSI	31	3.22	9	4116
38	NBC	SMASH	15	3.20	8	4095
39	CBS	MENTALIST, THE	31	3.14	9	4012
40	ABC	DANCING W/STARS RESULTS	19	3.06	8	3907
41	CBS	AMAZING RACE 20	10	3.02	8	3863
42	ABC	HAPPY ENDINGS	25	3.01	8	3850
43	ABC	PRIVATE PRACTICE	24	2.97	8	3794
44	ABC	BACHELOR, THE	10	2.93	7	3750
45	ABC	REVENGE	27	2.90	8	3708
46	FOX	BONES	15	2.86	8	3660
47	ABC	CASTLE	27	2.84	7	3637
48	NBC	FEAR FACTOR	5	2.81	7	3589
49	CBS	HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN	2	2.79	8	3568
50	FOX	NAPOLEON DYNAMITE	5	2.77	7	3543
51	FOX	TOUCH	9	2.74	7	3503
52	FOX	AMERICAN DAD	18	2.74	6	3500
53	ABC	DON’T TRUST THE B-APT 23	7	2.67	7	3411
54	ABC	GCB	8	2.64	7	3380
55	ABC	LAST MAN STANDING	29	2.64	8	3375
56	NBC	PARENTHOOD	19	2.61	7	3335
57	FOX	RAISING HOPE	25	2.58	7	3301
58	FOX	CLEVELAND-SUN 8:30P	2	2.57	6	3291
59	NBC	BIGGEST LOSER 13	18	2.56	7	3271
60	NBC	BIGGEST LOSER 12	13	2.54	7	3251
61	ABC	SUBURGATORY	32	2.53	7	3230
62	CBS	CSI: MIAMI	21	2.52	7	3217
63	ABC	MIDDLE, THE	34	2.51	8	3211
64	CBS	UNFORGETTABLE	31	2.48	7	3171
65	CBS	GOOD WIFE, THE	23	2.48	6	3165
66	ABC	SCANDAL	7	2.45	7	3134
67	ABC	PAN AM	14	2.42	6	3100
68	ABC	RIVER, THE	7	2.42	6	3090
69	NBC	UP ALL NIGHT	27	2.42	7	3088
70	NBC	APPRENTICE 12	14	2.41	6	3079
71	ABC	CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP	4	2.40	6	3074
72	CBS	60 MINUTES	29	2.36	7	3020
73	NBC	LAW AND ORDER:SVU	31	2.30	6	2941
74	NBC	PARKS AND RECREATION	26	2.26	6	2892
75	FOX	FINDER	13	2.26	7	2885
76	NBC	WHITNEY	27	2.25	6	2875
77	NBC	FOOTBALL NT AMERICA PT 2	15	2.24	6	2862
78	FOX	MOBBED	4	2.23	6	2849
79	CBS	UNDERCOVER BOSS	14	2.23	7	2848
80	FOX	ALLEN GREGORY	7	2.18	5	2791
81	NBC	GRIMM	26	2.14	7	2742
82	NBC	30 ROCK	19	2.13	6	2725
83	FOX	I HATE MY TEENAGE DGHTR	7	2.12	6	2705
84	ABC	SAT NIGHT FOOTBALL	10	2.10	7	2690
85	ABC	MAN UP!	8	2.08	6	2663
86	ABC	BODY OF PROOF	26	2.08	6	2660
87	FOX	BOB’S BURGERS	9	2.03	6	2601
88	CBS	BLUE BLOODS	30	2.02	6	2583
89	FOX	CLEVELAND	21	1.91	5	2446
90	ABC	WORK IT	2	1.91	5	2444
91	NBC	COMMUNITY	24	1.90	6	2434
92	ABC	COUGAR TOWN	12	1.90	5	2425
93	NBC	ARE YOU THERE CHELSEA	12	1.90	5	2423
94	CBS	CSI: NY	25	1.89	6	2414
95	ABC	WIPEOUT-THURS	10	1.88	5	2400
96	NBC	PLAYBOY CLUB	3	1.84	5	2351
97	NBC	SING OFF	12	1.83	5	2336
98	ABC	MISSING	10	1.80	6	2298
99	ABC	SHARK TANK	18	1.80	6	2297
100	NBC	FASHION STAR	10	1.78	5	2274
101	NBC	OFF THEIR ROCKRS	8	1.76	6	2247
102	NBC	PRIME SUSPECT	12	1.68	5	2154
103	NBC	WHO’S STILL STANDING	5	1.66	4	2128
104	NBC	AWAKE	12	1.66	5	2127
105	FOX	FRINGE	26	1.66	5	2120
107	FOX	KITCHEN NIGHTMARES	23	1.64	6	2095
108	ABC	CHARLIE’S ANGELS	7	1.63	5	2088
109	FOX	BREAKING IN	5	1.61	4	2059
110	ABC	20/20-FRI	32	1.57	5	2005
111	ABC	EXTREME MAKEOVER:HM ED-9P	9	1.56	5	1989
112	CBS	NYC 22	4	1.55	4	1984
113	ABC	AMER FUNN HOME VIDEOS	27	1.55	4	1978
114	NBC	OFF THEIR ROCKRS 830	4	1.54	5	1968
115	ABC	PRIMETIME:WHAT WOULD U DO	17	1.53	5	1951
116	NBC	DATELINE FRI	33	1.50	5	1913
117	ABC	EXTREME MAKEOVER:HOME ED.	14	1.49	4	1905
118	FOX	COPS 2	13	1.42	4	1818
119	NBC	HARRY’S LAW	25	1.38	4	1761
120	CBS	GIFTED MAN, A	22	1.35	4	1727
121	NBC	FREE AGENTS	3	1.33	4	1707
122	NBC	CHUCK	12	1.33	4	1703
123	CW	VAMPIRE DIARIES	32	1.30	4	1658
124	CBS	48 HOURS MYSTERY	29	1.30	4	1658
125	FOX	COPS	12	1.27	4	1627
126	ABC	YOU DESERVE IT	5	1.22	3	1561
127	NBC	DATELINE SUN-7PM	13	1.16	3	1478
128	NBC	BENT 9P	3	1.15	3	1467
129	ABC	MY EXTREME AFFLICTION	4	1.14	4	1463
130	CW	AMERICA’S TOP MODEL-11	12	1.13	3	1446
131	ABC	MISSING-WED	3	1.11	3	1426
132	NBC	WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE	15	1.11	4	1414
133	ABC	20/20-FRIDAY	1	1.10	4	1410
134	NBC	BEST FRIENDS FOREVER	4	1.09	3	1390
135	ABC	ABC SAT MOVIE OF THE WEEK	9	1.01	3	1295
136	NBC	FIRM	15	1.00	3	1279
137	CW	ONE TREE HILL	13	0.99	3	1271
138	NBC	BENT 930	3	0.99	3	1262
139	NBC	ROCK CENTER-B. WILLIAMS	27	0.96	2	1223
140	CW	SECRET CIRCLE	28	0.91	2	1163
141	CW	SUPERNATURAL	32	0.89	3	1143
142	CBS	CRIMETIME SATURDAY	23	0.86	3	1102
143	NBC	LAW AND ORDER:SVU-SAT	22	0.84	3	1072
144	NBC	LAW & ORDER:SVU-WED 9PM	2	0.82	2	1054
145	CW	90210	28	0.82	2	1049
146	CW	GOSSIP GIRL-MON	25	0.80	2	1020
147	CW	RINGER	25	0.79	2	1010
148	CW	HART OF DIXIE	30	0.76	2	968
149	CW	AMERICA’S TOP MODEL-BRIT	12	0.71	2	913
150	CW	NIKITA	31	0.61	2	774
151	FOX	Q’VIVA	4	0.60	2	772
152	CW	H8R	3	0.49	1	620
153	NBC	FIRM-SAT	1	0.43	1	549
154	CW	REMODELED	6	0.33	1	422
155	NBC	ESCAPE ROUTES	6	0.28	1	354
156	CW	LA COMPLEX	5	0.27	1	350