Drew Carey Feels Like King of Morons -Wants to Die

"I took their money and turned myself into "The Moron King" and i wish i was dead!"

"Everyday i look at these screaming fucking morons going apeshit over crap and i want to go back to my dressing room and shoot myself!"

"I used to be a funny guy with self respect but i was seduced by all this money and never realized I would become "The Moron King"

"Please -won't someone release me from these fucking morons screaming and yelling over crap"

"Bob Barker told me i would love the fame and power and all folks - BUT now i know he was the biggest fucking moron of them all :


"Until me!"