Marvel Comics releases "Dildo Man" NEW Super Hero

"DildoMan"will be able to fly and is invisible and can penetrate any space and has a giant Penis!" said Moishe Pipick -president of development for Marvel comics.

"And speaking of penetration" he continued - "Dildo Man's mission is to penetrate and bring pleasure to women all over the world who are frustrated and in need of orgasmic relief"

 "We at Marvel believe that Dildo Man is the next gen in Super Heroes!"

Pipick concluded: 'He's Superman with a big cock!"

Paul Ryan -The Missing Link - Proof for Darwin

Look closely

 same eyes and mouth

NRA says Whites (only) Should Own Flame Throwers and Artillery

This from the wimpy NY Times said NRA honcho Clem Snout:

"What is the matter with us? Are we really helpless in the face of the astounding toll that guns take on this society? 

More than 30,000 people die from gunfire every year. Another 66,000 or so are wounded, which means that nearly 100,000 men, women and children are shot in the United States annually. Have we really become so impotent as a society, so pathetically fearful in the face of the extremists, that we can’t even take the most modest of steps to begin curbing this horror? 
Where is the leadership? We know who’s on the side of the gun crazies. Where is the leadership on the side of sanity? 

For starters, assault weapons should be banned. Their raison d’être is to kill the maximum number of people — people, not animals — in the shortest amount of time"

"Well that's just a bunch of liberal crapola" said Clem Snout the NRA president"
He continued, "The more firepower in the hands of white American's the better - and i mean even kinda weirdy WHITE Americans! -- If a few folks get nailed along the way well that's just like my Momma used to to say:

"Clem -if you wanna make an Omelete you gotta break a few eggs"

Mr. Snout continued" "Matter of fact we need WHITE America to wake the fuck up and start investing in REAL firepower because when the Jews and Africans and Mexy's and homo's start swarmin all over us it's gonna take some Howitzers to set em back on their asses"

"It's like Sarah always says -"Don't retreat --RELOAD!" said Stout "AND i don't see nothin in the Constitution says a white American caint own a Howitzer or even a flame thrower -or mount a set of quad fifties on his pickup truck"

"Next year the NRA will seek legislation to REQUIRE every White man (non Jews or Homos)) to carry a gun at all times except when he's humpin his old lady and then SHE has to have one handy and keep one eye peeled for trouble"
'Vigilance is the answer" concluded President Snout.

Lifetime Announces "My Pussy is Way Too Big and Hairy"

 save a tree -eat a HAIRY Beaver

Lifetime - The network for female morons has announced it's first game show with 'My Pussy is Way too Big and Hairy" where women who qualify will be involved in a before and after contest where excercizes and shaving reconfigure the winner's pussy into a tighter and more comley beaver.

Male judges will all be professional comics who will provide running commentary with the action.

VP Programming Shirley heimovitz said: "this is another breakthrough in the way Lifetime provides it's huge female audience with programming that is entertaining and relevent to their hectic lives"

Columbus Was a Mass Murderer - Worse Than Hitler

"After his fourth and final voyage to the Americas, Columbus summed up his feelings about gold in a July 7, 1503, letter to Ferdinand and Isabella: "Gold is most excellent; gold is treasure, and he who possesses it does all he wishes to in this world." [2]
After Turning Out the Jews
Beyond profits, Columbus sought to convert native people to Catholicism. In the prologue to his journal of the first voyage, Columbus wrote to Ferdinand and Isabella:
"YOUR HIGHNESSES, as Catholic Christians and Princes who love the holy Christian faith, and the propagation of it, and who are enemies to the sect of Mahoma [Islam] and to all idolatries and heresies, resolved to send me, Cristóbal Colon, to the said parts of India to see the said princes ... with a view that they might be converted to our holy faith … Thus, after having turned out all the Jews from all your kingdoms and lordships ... your Highnesses gave orders to me that with a sufficient fleet I should go to the said parts of India .... I shall forget sleep, and shall work at the business of navigation, so that the service is performed." [3]
  
The Enslavement of Native People

 Let's stop honoring this fucking animal who slaughtered and tortured for the Spanish Empire and The Church -to supply their greed for gold and power and Imperialism.

Ann Romney says We Got To See The Real Phony Asshole her Husband REALLY is

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — Ann Romney says she's glad people watching the first presidential debate have finally been able to see her husband, Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney as the flip flopping phony who will say anything to get elected

Speaking Sunday before she introduced her husband, Mrs. Romney says people got to see the former Massachusetts governor as someone who could not give a flying fuck about common folks and is just a power hungry super wealthy drone — and that Americans will be able to see him display that quality again and again when he gets elected.

That's very comforting Ann!

Pope's Butler says "The Vatican is one BIG HOMO Whorehouse"

 i lika to wack offa in Confession

Gabriele was accused of stealing the pope's private correspondence and passing it on to journalist Gianluigi Nuzzi, whose book revealed the intrigue, petty infighting and allegations of corruption and homosexual liaisons that plague the leadership of the Roman Catholic Church.

But nothing really new - homo Priests fucking children and each other night and day  - lying and cheating and bullying - abuse of Nun's who try and reform The Church - exploitation of innocents -  racial and ethnic intolerence -anti science pogroms - misuse of funds yadadadada:

Google announces "'Telepathy App " - Communications Revolution

Telepathy (from the Greek τηλε, tele meaning "distant" and πάθη, pathe meaning "affliction, experience")^[3] is the supposed transmission of information from one person to another without using any of our known sensory channels or physical interaction.

"Just think of an image or compose a message in your head and off it goes to your recipient" said Professor Heinrich Pipick  -Dr of Neurology at Berne University in Switzerland and head of Google's Research Group in Parapsychology -talking about the new Telepathy App.


He went on:"The App requires a small incision into the skull for the insertion of a tiny neuronic battery which allows for the sender and receiver to control and direct their thoughts - they need to be on the SAME telepathic frequency and have a pre send editing function or communications would get out of control:"

"Like how" said digibandit Science Bureau Chief - Elise Mandelbaum:

"Like for example your husband might be sending you a message that he will be late for dinner and along with it would be his thought - "Oh boy i can't wait to fuck Irene before i head home tonight to that fucking naggy Elise." said Dr. Pipick.

Elise replied; " Oh yeah - and he might hear me thinking - "take your time honey bun i can't wait to suck your best friend's cock before you arrive - you fat fuck!"

Dr. Pipick said; "You nailed it Elise -there ARE some dangers here like with all new revolutionary scientific breakthroughs."

"Oh -and Elise - don't forget you also don't want to Telepathically send him a MENTAL picture of you blowing his best friend -ha ha ha"

Casting Call for new Fox Reality Show - Become a Star

Casting Call: ITZ Media Group is now casting for two reality shows on behalf of two major cable networks: the first show is seeking Spanish "Kardashian" type families featuring three or more sisters who are fun, confident and sexy and love to suck cocks. 

And it would be great if your parents or step parents live near you; Florida is the ideal location but not necessary.  Please send photos, bios and brief descriptions of your lives with your sisters, your occupations and if you own a porno company or are starting a porno  business and how many men you are willing to have anal sex with in two hours..  

Similar to Mob Wives, the second show is seeking women who are in some way related to Cartels  this could be wives, girlfriends, mistress', daughters, moms, cousins, etc. The show is seeking strong and opinionated women who have been convicted of assault and battery and charged with murder. 

Please send nude photos and a bio including how you are related to or are friends with members of a cartel.  Applicants for both shows can send emails to: digibandit@foxtv.com

Zombie Bees used by Mormon Hit Team to Disable Obama

Zombie bees, we are told, are listless shells of their animated selves that bump around in the night without direction after being taken over by a parasite.  

An alien  poison — took over President Obama during Wednesday’s presidential debate.

Romney was loaded with the Mormon equivalent of Red Bull, and it showed.

I think The Mormon Alien Hit Team nailed Obama! 

With Zombie Bee Poison!

Obama Drugged By Team Romney Before The Debate

Remember those fight movies where the bad guys slip something into the heroes water bucket or they mess with gloves or they rub shit into his eyes?

Well - my conviction is that some Mormon Hit Team was assigned to slip Obama what we used to call a "Mickey" way back when.

A "Mickey" was something you slipped into your date's drink to make her willing to "put out" in the pre-pill era before chicks offered up blow jobs on their I Phones in bars like they were handshakes ( which -don't get me wrong i consider extreme cultural enlightenment).

Anyway -back to "Mickey"  - i think both candidates should be drug tested before and after these debates -and i'll bet you us pathetic 47%ers won't be surprised to find out:

Obama was drugged!

Romney Watching Downton Abbey for Debate Motivation says Ann Romney

" Mitty has been watching episode after episode as he prepares his mind set for the debate with Obama." said Ann Romney.

"I said to him -Now Willard Mitt Romney you just stop watching all those Downton Abbey episodes and study up on your budget numbers which you keep getting all mixed up."

"Mitty said" -"Now Ann -you just go and play with your fucking million dollar Horsey that i bought you -These Downton Abbey shows keep me reminded about the difference between us and all that scummy 47% of the population - those loafers and morons!"

Ann concluded; "Mitty can be very headstrong when he makes up his mind one way or the other and back and forth and so on?"

The Slaughter Zombies are Back in The Mountains

Spotted the advance of these killer beasts in the form of a man dressed in combat fatigues today while hiking on Sawmill Mountain near my home in Pine Mountain Ca. He was armed with a bow and arrows and accompanied by a pack of dogs whose purpose is to tree a Black Bear who will then suffer the agonizing experience of a razor sharp   -three headed hunting arrow - entering him or her.

Why and for what?

Our Hunter Hero probably has a shitty job - a drinking and or drug and or anger management problem - hasn't gotten laid in six months  - has little respect or satisfaction in life  BUT after a six pack and cradling his guns and bows in his little room and feeling the  exquisite power that seeps into his dulled brain at the thought of KILLING  -of using these instruments of power - Boy that does the trick - almost:

"Gotta bring that bear home mutilated and dead! -off to Mount Pinos - hell of a ride but well worth it  and The local grocery has 89 different types of beer."

Hey - why the fuck don't you buy a camera and bring back some closeups for the wife and kids to show them what a cool stalker you are -and THEN you can get drunk and watch Football and then abuse your FAMILY - and our BEARS will be happy in their Winter slumber..

Hogs Eat Oregon Man after Being Cornholed

COOS BAY, OR (KPTV) - An Oregon man trying to Cornhole his 700-pound hogs was eaten by the animals Thursday, and sheriff's deputies are trying to determine what went wrong.

Terry Garner, who lived near the rural town of Riverton in southern Oregon, went to Cornhole the animals on his farm at 7:30 a.m.

When he wasn't seen for several hours, a family member went to look for him, and found Garner's dentures on the ground in front of the hog enclosure, which housed several of the animals.

While searching the hog enclosure, the family member found Garner's body in several pieces, with a majority of it consumed by the hogs, the district attorney said.

District Attorney Paul Frasier said there are a number of possible scenarios, including one in which Garner - like most of his redneck neighbors regularly Cornholed his Hogs made one of them jealous.Another possible scenario is that Garner's wife might have aggravated the scenario. age and health,

The hogs were able to knock him down and kill him. Frasier said there have been reports that at least one of the hogs had been aggressive toward Garner in the past.

A forensic pathologist examined what little was left of Garner's body over the weekend, but was not able to identify the cause or manner of death.

For now, Garner's cause of death is listed as undetermined, and his remains will be further examined by a forensic anthropologist at the University of Oregon.

Drew Carey Wants To Die - "I Have Become The King of Morons!"

 Drew Wants toDie 

We Love Ya King Carey

"I took their money and turned myself into "The Moron King" and i wish i was dead!"

"Everyday i look at these screaming fucking morons going apeshit over crap and i wants toant to go back to my dressing room and shoot myself!"

"I used to be a funny guy with self respect but i was seduced by all this money and never realized I would become "The Moron King"

"Please -won't someone release me from these fucking morons screaming and yelling over crap"

"Bob Barker told me i would love the fame and power and all folks - BUT now i know he was the biggest fucking moron of them all :


"Until me!" W

Justice Clarence (porno man)) Thomas Returns to Bench

 i hate niggas and love porno

 Clarence is a fucking deviate

 Thomas loves WHITE meat only

The new term will probably include major decisions on affirmative action in higher education admissions, same-sex marriage and a challenge to the heart of the Voting Rights Act of 1965.  -BUT one thing is for for certain - JusticeThomas is still the worse thing to happen to Blacks in America since Jim Crow and will be sitting up their silently wacking off under his Robe  - thinking about white whores - and opposing any laws that might help the weak and the poor.

Civilizations Current Curse - Psycho Shia Imams with Illiterate Angry Young Men

Killing For Shabab  -Best Job in Town

For the past several weeks, Kenyan fighter jets and naval ships have been pounding Kismayu, steadily taking out Shabab positions and preparing the ground for a final assault. According to residents in the town, one of Somalia’s biggest, most of the Shabab fighters had been fleeing reluctantly, choosing to avoid a showdown with the much better-equipped Kenyan military.

Many Somalis have a sense of déjà vu watching the retreat of the once formidable Shabab, who terrorized people by enforcing a brutal version of Sharia law, chopping off hands and stoning teenage girls. In late 2006 and early 2007, the Ethiopian Army stormed into Somalia, with covert American help, and ousted an Islamist group that controlled much of the country.

¶ 

That occupation failed and fueled the rise of the Shabab, a more dangerous and radical incarnation of the original Islamist group that had been in control. American and African Union officials insist they have learned from their mistakes and are now focusing on genuine political change to prevent militants from gaining popular support inside Somalia again.

BUTas usual here's the real problem - Imam's who are nothing but psychopaths  posing as Holy Men -firing up the illiterate angry young men to kill in the name of The Prophet (hey it beats working for a living)

¶ Somalia’s government recently selected a new president, and donor countries, including the United States, are making enormous contributions in technical and financial assistance to help the Somalis deliver services and earn legitimacy BUT as long as these Psycho Priests hold sway and you have illiterate poor and angry young men hanging out to be drafted  nothing will really change for long.

  ps -Shi'a imams

Main article: Imamah (Shi'a doctrine)

In the Shi'a context, imam has a meaning more central to belief, referring to leaders of the community. Twelver and Ismaili Shi'a believe that these imams are chosen by God to be perfect examples for the faithful and to lead all humanity in all aspects of life. They also believe that all the imams chosen are free from committing any sin, infallibility which is called ismah. These leaders must be followed since they are appointed by God.

God AGAIN - when will he fucking die?

"The Learning Channel" is an Oxymoron - and is Guilty of Child and Moron Abuse

ANYTHING for a Buck! Programming/Exploitation of Children and Moronic Viewers

  " Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"

Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon, is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded she allow him to see his estranged daughter.
Honey Boo Boo's half sister, Jessica Shannon, also know as Chubbs, is the daughter of Mr Ford, a registered sex offender once charged with sexual exploitation of a minor over the Internet.
According to The National Enquirer, he is remorseful of his 2005 crime, and has defied Ms Shannon, writing an open letter to the 15-year-old, who stars on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, urging her to get in touch with him.

Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he demanded to see his daughter

Mr Ford was arrested in 2005 after he contacted an undercover policeman posing as a 13-year-old girl in an online chat room.
He believed he was talking to a minor, and subsequently sent a naked  
 picture of himself along with instructions on how to perform oral sex.

 Mike Thompson

Alana Thompson was born August 28, 2005, to June Shannon and Mike Thompson, who have been together eight years but remain unmarried. They are portrayed as a Blue Collar family. Mike is said to work seven days a week in the chalk mines to support them. Thompson never graduated from high school. Shannon became pregnant with oldest daughter Anna at age 15 and had to drop out of high school. She later earned her G.E.D.
Shannon considered giving Anna up for adoption before her birth but refused to sign away her parental rights, and is sometimes criticized in the media for having four children, each with a different father. Shannon is the star of the show as much as her daughter with her extreme couponing with her family at the Piggly Wiggly, farting, sneezing, bingo playing and even her ketchup and spaghetti recipes.^{[clarification needed]} June Shannon portrays the head of the household as a loving redneck woman. She believes the show is a success because many lower income families identify with her family.

 Michael Ford

The family lives in McIntyre, Georgia. The average family in McIntrye is below the poverty line with a median household income of $24,028. The chalk mines are the principal industry in Wilkinson Count.

Learning Channel executives should be forced to live there and get Cornholed by the local mutant morons.

The Romney's LOVE "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"

Anne Romney said "We watch it regularly as a family to remind us of our roots and Mitty just laughs and laughs"

 

 Mike Thompson Secretary of Morons

"We plan on having them all sleep over in The Lincoln Bedroom when Mitty gets elected and might even give Mike Thompson a job in his administration."

 I would suck Mitt's dick to sleep There

Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon, is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded she allow him to see his estranged daughter.
Honey Boo Boo's half sister, Jessica Shannon, also know as Chubbs, is the daughter of Mr Ford, a registered sex offender once charged with sexual exploitation of a minor over the Internet.
According to The National Enquirer, he is remorseful of his 2005 crime, and has defied Ms Shannon, writing an open letter to the 15-year-old, who stars on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, urging her to get in touch with him.

 I would love to be Cornholed by Mitty

Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he demanded to see his daughter

Mr Ford was arrested in 2005 after he contacted an undercover policeman posing as a 13-year-old girl in an online chat room.
He believed he was talking to a minor, and subsequently sent a naked  
 picture of himself along with instructions on how to perform oral sex.




Alana Thompson was born August 28, 2005, to June Shannon and Mike Thompson, who have been together eight years but remain unmarried. They are portrayed as a Blue Collar family. Mike is said to work seven days a week in the chalk mines to support them. Thompson never graduated from high school. Shannon became pregnant with oldest daughter Anna at age 15 and had to drop out of high school. She later earned her G.E.D.
Shannon considered giving Anna up for adoption before her birth but refused to sign away her parental rights, and is sometimes criticized in the media for having four children, each with a different father. Shannon is the star of the show as much as her daughter with her extreme couponing with her family at the Piggly Wiggly, farting, sneezing, bingo playing and even her ketchup and spaghetti recipes.^{[clarification needed]} June Shannon portrays the head of the household as a loving redneck woman. She believes the show is a success because many lower income families identify with her family.

 Michael Ford

The family lives in McIntyre, Georgia. The average family in McIntrye is below the poverty line with a median household income of $24,028. The chalk mines are the principal industry in Wilkinson Count

The Honey Boo Boo Hall of Fame - Poster Children of America's Christian Rednecks

Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon, is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded she allow him to see his estranged daughter.
Honey Boo Boo's half sister, Jessica Shannon, also know as Chubbs, is the daughter of Mr Ford, a registered sex offender once charged with sexual exploitation of a minor over the Internet.
According to The National Enquirer, he is remorseful of his 2005 crime, and has defied Ms Shannon, writing an open letter to the 15-year-old, who stars on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, urging her to get in touch with him.

Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he demanded to see his daughter

Mr Ford was arrested in 2005 after he contacted an undercover policeman posing as a 13-year-old girl in an online chat room.
He believed he was talking to a minor, and subsequently sent a naked  
 picture of himself along with instructions on how to perform oral sex.

 Mike Thompson

Alana Thompson was born August 28, 2005, to June Shannon and Mike Thompson, who have been together eight years but remain unmarried. They are portrayed as a Blue Collar family. Mike is said to work seven days a week in the chalk mines to support them. Thompson never graduated from high school. Shannon became pregnant with oldest daughter Anna at age 15 and had to drop out of high school. She later earned her G.E.D.
Shannon considered giving Anna up for adoption before her birth but refused to sign away her parental rights, and is sometimes criticized in the media for having four children, each with a different father. Shannon is the star of the show as much as her daughter with her extreme couponing with her family at the Piggly Wiggly, farting, sneezing, bingo playing and even her ketchup and spaghetti recipes.^{[clarification needed]} June Shannon portrays the head of the household as a loving redneck woman. She believes the show is a success because many lower income families identify with her family.

 Michael Ford

The family lives in McIntyre, Georgia. The average family in McIntrye is below the poverty line with a median household income of $24,028. The chalk mines are the principal industry in Wilkinson Count