Miss America Contestants Love Anal Sex -They Tell All

All this week the Live Well Network is airing a five-part series Miss America:  Nasty  Secrets Revealed that gives viewers unprecedented access to the contestants leading up to the 92nd Miss America Competition.  Hosted by Live Well Network personality Rebecca Spera, all 53 pageant contestants will be interviewed and they will offer their beauty, fashion, fitness and dirty sex and other secrets and tips for safe cornholing with huge black athletes.

  The half-hour episodes began Monday and air through Friday, January 11 at 8p on the Live Well Network.  Miss America 2013 will air live January 12 on ABC.

Mormon Gun Nuts Should Be Lobotomized

SPRING CITY, Utah (AP) — Officials in a small Utah town want to make sure every head of household has a firearm and knows how to use it, and they want to give school teachers training with guns too.

Spring City Councilman Neil Sorensen first proposed an ordinance requiring a gun in every household in the town of 1,000. The rest of the council scoffed at making it a requirement, but they unanimously agreed to move forward with an ordinance "recommending" the idea.

The council also approved funding to offer concealed firearms training Friday to the 20 teachers and administrators at the local elementary school.

Viewers of Honey Boo Boo Should be Lobotomized

 Along with the TLC managemant who pass this shit off as a 'learning" experience - they should be called the Moron Channel

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo came back strong Sunday with a Halloween special, which drew 3.1 million viewers. The hourlong special was the TLC redneck reality series’ most-watched and highest-rated episode to date; it garnered a 1.7 rating in adults 18-49 and a 20% rise from the 1.4 rating of the show’s last original September 27. Honey Boo Boo, which premiered in August, follows the antics of tiny pageant sensation Alana Thompson and her family. The initial 10 episodes of Season 1 proved a big hit for the network, averaging 2.4 million viewers. 

 typical Honey Boo Boo Viewer awaiting lobotomy

Homeland Security should round up all 3.1million viewers and put them in Mental Hospitals while awaiting their lobotomies  -as threats to the welfare of their children and to society.

"Too Young to Marry a Fat Jew" leads Oxygen slate of New Shows

At its Television Critics Association Winter Tour presentation, Oxygen revealed it has three new high quality original reality series on the docket.  The first is "Find Me My Pussy Eatin Man" a dating show about a Miami matchmaking agency.  

"Too Young to Marry a Rich  Fat Jew" follows the lives of young women who got married to Rich fat Jews because they were rich and now regret it. 

AND  - "Fat Girl Revenge" follows formerly obese women who get back at men who hurt them while they were overweight by cutting off their balls and eating them.  

Oxygen also has a pilot for a hidden-camera series titled Propos'd where grooms get back at their marriage-obsessed girlfriends by cornholing them into submission.

A&E -The Network That takes Art OUT of Entertainment

Former Louisiana Governor Edwin Edwards and his much younger wife finally get the reality show they deserve

As part of TV's shift away from off-puttingly elitist shows about angry New Jersey people and toward the more egalitarian experience of Southerners totally not giving a fuck, A&E has announced the Feb. 27 debut of a reality series about colorful former Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards, whose entire political and personal life spent not giving a fuck has been leading to this exact moment. Those years of living as flagrantly and flamboyantly as possible will pay off with The Governor's Wife, which stars the 85-year-old Edwards and his 34-year-old wife Trina, a woman whom Edwards first met as a prison pen pal while serving eight years for racketeering charges—charges he accrued during his four terms as governor of Louisiana, which Edwards ruled like a king, and whose affection for him seemed to grow in direct proportion to how rascally corrupt and arrogant he became. (Witness Edwards' successful run against David Duke in 1991, which spawned the unofficial campaign slogan, "Vote For The Crook. It's Important.")

 Trina can suck the Chrome off a Trailer Hitch

Naturally, the show will center on Trina "as she attempts to fit into the former governor’s upscale world and busy social life"—like A&E's similarly Louisiana-set rags-to-riches-to-reality-TV series Duck Dynasty, but with bribes and gambling instead of duck accessories. It will also find her wrangling not only her own teenage sons from a previous marriage, but also Edwards' much older daughters: "Anna, a 62-year-old, four-time divorcée and Victoria, a 60-year-old ex-showgirl." And obviously, it will find Trina "fending off skeptics who think she's a gold digger"—a defense that will surely strengthened by the fact that she just landed a reality show called The Governor's Wife.

 But first and foremost, of course, it's about an old corrupt man getting his cock sucked by a young ignorant whore. 

Uteroil - Energy Created from Aborted Fetus' and Placentas - Will Save The World

 Placent Ready for Uteroil processing

The International Energy Association announced today that working with a team of physicists from Cal Tech and MIT -- they have discovered how to produce a highly carbon friendly and super powerful replacement for fossil fuels.

"Our dependence on foreign oil will be eliminated - the answer to the "greenhouse problem" has been discovered, and the absolute dominance of the world wide energy market by the United States is now imminent" - said Moishe Pipick, lead scientist on "Project Uteroil."
He explained,"For ten years now we have been experimenting with discarded fetus' and placental afterbirth matter from over thirty million abortions in the USA."

"We now have conclusive scientific evidence that if the abortion rate continues - the stem cellular energy from this powerful fetal matter will be sufficient to replace our entire fossil fuel based energy grid -and will provide enough "Uteroil" to maintain a pump price of under two dollars a gallon for the foreseeable future,"said Dr. Pipick.

He went on; "And this totally clean source of powerful energy is abundant all over the globe - we can import aborted fetus' from around the world, and applying our technology, we can dominate and control the world-wide energy market!"

President Obama said today; "The Arabs and Russia and Africans better figure out some new way to pay for screwing their people and paying for weapons -heh heh"

 shoulda been made into Uteroil

When asked about the moral implications of using aborted fetus' for energy, he replied " Heck - abortions are legal -and if we really care about the rights of the unborn - we oughta give em a green earth to grow up in."

"But, said the President - i don't wanta see folks creatin a new market by creatin and sellin dead babies for "Uteroil" - Uh Uh! - But them Muslims could probably make a little extra cash and cut way down on their production of future suicide bombers by sending us lots of aborted Mulims to turn into clean energy."

Uteroil could send us back into Tents

As KingFaisal of Saudi Arabia said twenty years ago : "Don't be greedy my Arab brothers - the stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones."

Too late!

Why America Is The Greatest!

When you see this kinda comedy in A Muslim country the world will be safe!

Showtime pilots - "The Vatican - Cornholing Capitol of The Universe"

Showtime ordered its first pilot for 2013 titled "The Vatican - Cornholing Palace of The Universe", a thriller about the intersection of spirituality and greed and rampant child sexual abuse by cornholing priests.  

Paul Attanasio (House) penned the one-hour script and Sir Ridley Scott will direct the pilot.  Production will begin in 2013 with Sony Pictures Television producing with Showtime for series pickup consideration.  Attanasio, Scott and David Zucker are serving as EPs.

Star Comics launch "Laugh You Stinky Arab Motherfuckers" Comedy Tour

Stars begin "Laugh You Stinky Fanatical Muslim" Tour

 laugh - you mean stinky motha fuckas

Chris Rock -who will lead the Middle East Islamo Fundamentalist Tour said today :

a Camel and a Mullah walk into a bar...

"Hey -you show me a country where there is no stand-up Comedy - and i will show you a violent motherfucking stink hole of a place guaranteed. "
He said; "Here's a typical Muslim fundamentalist joke:

" Arak - did you know my cousin blew a Jew? - No! - What You mean Mucak? - Your cousin blew a Jew? He must be killed! - No! No! No! Arak - Heh! Heh! He BLEW him up with fifty other infidels -- hahahahahahahhahahahha"

 use some Charmin instead of your stinky hand

Rock concluded; "Well wer'e gonna change all that and bring some laughs to these repressed uptight -no laughin motha fuckas. - Me and my friends - and i hope we don't get blown."

I'm a little worried about Robin Williams - like he starts out with "Hey you stinky sand niggas -you all hear the one about the Ayatollah fucking a Camel in the ass and a Jew comes along and..."

"Whoa Robin -you fucking crazy motha fucka" I said - "You gonna get us all raped and beheaded!"

Yo Komeini! -stop cornholing Ahmadinejad!

And he says "That ain't shit! -Wait till you hear the stuff that Andrew Dice Clay is gonna lay on these folks - he told me that they have to be shocked into a sense of humor and he is pulling out all the stops!"

Rock continued; "And Whoopie said she's goin for the juglar with the feminist jokes -because you know Whoopie don't go for the Islamo's treatin their chicks like dirt"

"Whoopie said she's got a whole routine about all the Arab Muslims being latent homos and having tiny dicks and shit like that -and she's gonna hand out Ultra Charmin and she thinks once they stop using their hands to wipe their asses maybe they will act more gentle."

Rock concluded "Well either they will start laughing or leave to get their guns - in which case - it's adios time for the whole crew -and fuck their smelly nasty Islamo asses!"

The Story of Life -One Pix Says It All - Happy New Year

This is an infra red picture taken by a camera hidden in The New Jersey Pine Barrens showing a Mountain Lion about to pounce on and devour a poor unsuspecting  Deer.

Rich and Powerful  socio and pschopathic  homeo sapien males have been doing just that to the weak and poor and lame for over two million years now.

Snap out of it -  and start fighting back!

Fox Announces "Are Chinese Babies Smarter Than Black Teenagers?"

Fox Reality "Are Black Teenagers Smarter Than a Chinese Baby?"

 Black Teens are Morons!

 wassup ?

Mike (the midget) Darnell head of Fox TV programming has announced a follow up show to it's hugely successful "Are You Smarter Than A Five Year Old?"
"Are Black Teens Smarter Than Chink Babies?" follows on the heels of a new report from The National Education Institute which revealed that the math and reading skills of black American teenagers is at the Chinese pre- school level." 

Doctor Moishe Pipick of the NEI said : "Chinese babies are significantly smarter than American teenagers and gaining rapidly on American adults --especially minorities." He went on,"American's are fast losing their ability to reason.Only ten percent read books or thoughtful periodicals or even engage in meaningful dialogue -- there lives are like a shitty sitcom."

He continued; "Our study shows conclusively that within ten years --black teenagers will be less intelligent than the grey parrot and that the average American's problem solving ability will be at the level of a three year old Chinese -- or five year old Indian child."

 So -Who should be in cages?

Dr Pipick concluded: "The only exception was among Jewish kids who are smarter than The Chinks and tied with Gooks and Dotheads"

Fox Reality TV scores BIG with "Idols of Auschwitch"

Fox Premiers "Idols of Auschwitz" Talent Show

 Hava Hershkovitz

 The Holocaust Survivor belted out a version of Ethel Merman's

 "There's No Business Like ShowBusness" 

 

in a rousing parody entitled:"There's No Uglier Fag on Earth Than Ahmadinejad" to win Fox TV's premiere of 'Idols of Auschwitz.'

 

  Fox Prexy Irving Schlock said. "At their age and after all they've been through

 Fuck These Old Jews

these tough old Jews are delighted to sing and dance  -and Hava brought the house down with that 

 Ahmadinejad parody"

Good Christian Women Who Give Great Blow Jobs

I mean just look at those lips and you know she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

AND -  throw in some cornholing and you might have a good christian Wife

NRA says White American's (only) Should Own Artillery

 The Snout Brothers -Gun fanatics

 Is Your Gun Handy Clem?

 Study shows NRA members with low IQ's and high BMI

"Well that's just a bunch of liberal crapola what them Jews and Fags and Niggers say about too many guns!" said Clem Snout the NRA president"

He continued, "The more firepower in the hands of white American's the better - and i mean even kinda weirdy WHITE Americans! -- If a few folks get nailed along the way well that's just like my Momma used to to say:

"Clem -if you wanna make an Omelete you gotta break a few eggs"

Mr. Snout continued" "Matter of fact we need WHITE America to wake the fuck up and start investing in REAL firepower because when the Jews and Africans and Mexy's and homo's start swarmin all over us it's gonna take some Howitzers to set em back on their asses"

"It's like Sarah Palin always says -"Don't retreat --RELOAD!" said Stout "AND i don't see nothin in the Constitution says a white American caint own a Howitzer or even a flame thrower -or mount a set of quad fifties on his pickup truck"

"Next year the NRA will seek legislation to REQUIRE every White man (non Jews and NO Homos)) to carry a gun at all times except when he's humpin his old lady and then she has to have one handy and keep one eye peeled for trouble"
"Vigilance is the answer" concluded President Snout -"You all just read this kikey propoganda from the wimpy NY Times!"

"What is the matter with us? Are we really helpless in the face of the astounding toll that guns take on this society?

More than 30,000 people die from gunfire every year. Another 66,000 or so are wounded, which means that nearly 100,000 men, women and children are shot in the United States annually. Have we really become so impotent as a society, so pathetically fearful in the face of the extremists, that we can’t even take the most modest of steps to begin curbing this horror?

Where is the leadership? We know who’s on the side of the gun crazies. Where is the leadership on the side of sanity?

For starters, assault weapons should be banned. Their raison d’être is to kill the maximum number of people — people, not animals — in the shortest amount of time"

Chimpman Jacob Zuma Worries about Dogs in Shithole South Africa

Jacob Zuma, has declared having a pet dog is not African, and that black South Africans who buy a dog and take it for walks are copying white culture. Mr Zuma, 70, was speaking at a traditional event in KwaZulu-Natal province, his first public appearance since being re-elected president of the African National Congress a week ago.

Poverty -Aids -Violence - Unemployment and Human rights Abuses and Corruption are  pervasive in his shithole of a country and he's talking shit about dogs?

They should put him in a cage and throw him a fucking Banana.

Melissa Nelson is Hot Compared To Most Iowa Porky Pig Women

 Average Iowa Porkers

 Melissa Nelson by comparison

Lest We Forget All Those Psycopaths at Stormfront Who Love Jesus

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t204019/#post1852112

Here's one of the more eloquent and thoughtful postings you can find on stormfront -oh -and organizations like stormfront are just the tip of the iceberg of defective human's floating around out there.

"Anyone who has been around Jews is surely aware of the frequency with which they use “Jesus Christ” as an expletive or curse. Lately I have been politely telling God’s chosen people that I find this offensive. So far I have found that it quickly shuts up the loud mouth Jews."  - NOW ISN'T THAT posting an example of true Christian love if  ever you heard  one???

."Stormfront is an online community of White activists. It's not a business, no one receives a salary, and our work is supported by voluntary contributions. These are used entirely for upgrading hardware and software, monthly Internet bandwidth charges, expanding Stormfront radio and other multi-media projects, publishing our printed newspaper and, when necessary, legal bills.
These forums are now visited by over forty thousand people each day, and with the Obamanation looming, traffic often spikes much higher and overloads our servers"

How Fucking Scary Is that Shit?

 that's the digibandit's xmas message to Don Black -founder of stormfront.org

 Don and Elmer Black  Stormfront owners

Oh and we let tens of thousands of these mindless viscious morons have guns without a background check? 

merry Xmas 

 

Clint Eastwood says "I Had To Stop Romney - And his party of Christian Rednecks"

 Clint Eastwood made a startling revelation today in a press conference in Carmel,Ca. today he explained: "Now those of you who have followed my work know i don't pull any punches -and i realized early on that the Republican morons running for President could not be elected Dog Catcher anywhere but in Shitbird towns and States BUT that Romney might have a shot at fooling folks hard hit by hard times SO:

"I knew i had to do something that would help folks see that supporters of Romney and that Bat Faced Ryan were completely off the beam AND SO as a respected national Figure i used my appearance at The GOP Conference to help sabotage Romney whose election along with the Christian right wing loonies who would have permeated all aspects of government (like under that wacko Bush) would have been disastrous for America"

And my hat is off to all of you who in the words of the "WHO"  --'we won't get fooled again' -stopped these conservative morons in their tracks!"

JESUS Said "My Jewish Wife is a Fucking Ballbreaker!" - In new found Ancient Scroll

Jesus Christ Was Married To A Jewish Ball Breaker

 why me?

Professor Karen L. King, in her office at Harvard Divinity School, held a fragment of papyrus that she says contains a reference to Jesus' wife.

 The ink on the front side contains eight lines, dark enough to be legible.  -- Jesus said unto to them"My Jewish wife is a fucking Ballbreaker.” 

“It’s obviously an important find,” said Carl R. Holladay, professor of New Testament studies at the Candler School of Theology at Emory University.

Also, he added, “The circumstances in which it’s come to light really require all scholars to realize that Jesus was another man who suffered from wife ballbreaking" ”

Dr. King has reiterated that the fragment is  proof that Jesus was married because it was found shortly before his death, making it historically reliable. 

The finding has prompted “Jesus Was Married” headlines around the world — and jokes about Mrs. Jesus’ “honey-do” list.

The papyrus fragment, which measures only about 1 ½ by 3 inches, is written in Coptic that Dr. King says is consistent with writing seen in fourth-century Egypt. It is roughly rectangular, torn on all four sides, so that each line of text is incomplete. 

Other phrases in the text suggest that it is an account of a dialogue between Jesus and his disciples, Dr. King maintains. According to her translation, Line 3 includes the words  

“She  is hot but somewhat of a bitch .” Line 5, immediately after the line about Jesus’ wife, says, “...she will be able to be my disciple.” Line 7 says, “As for me, I dwell with her in order to get laid and relax therein and that fag Paul is going to hate her.”

Dr. King, who holds a chair at Harvard Divinity School, has written extensively about the Gospels of Mary, Judas and Philip, relatively recent discoveries that are not a part of the established biblical canon. Even before this week, Dr. King was a favorite target of religious leaders who seek to alter the truth to protect the Church Dogma.