Friday, July 29, 2016
The Digibandit: Christopher Walken for President -"More Cowbell" ...
The Digibandit: Christopher Walken for President -"More Cowbell" ...: https://youtu.be/GCd0OjjCz88
Clinton's Huge problem! -They KNOW! -She KNOWS! -They ARE Assholes!
They KNOW! - that she KNOWS! - THEY ARE assholes!
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| White Male Assholes for Thump |
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
The Digibandit: Donald Trump gets asshole torn apart!
The Digibandit: Donald Trump gets asshole torn apart!: https://youtu.be/EzLMf6QGONQ She nailed it better than a 300 yard drive on a Trump Golf Course!
Saturday, July 23, 2016
The Digibandit: Suicide Bomber Returns From Paradise -Say's "It's ...
The Digibandit: Suicide Bomber Returns From Paradise -Say's "It's ...: welcome to paradise "Osama Bin Tuchas has returned from Paradise and boy is he pissed off!" said Brigadier general Moishe Pip...
Thursday, July 07, 2016
The Digibandit: Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -T...
The Digibandit: Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -T...: “Christians Gone Bad” - Serves up stories of former devoted Fundamentalists who become Hasidic Jews and kill and torture Altar boys....
Obama recommends formation of -- The United Nations World Wide "BLOW JOB CORPS<"
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| Obama said "These sexually repressed folks are just too backed up!"
Obama announced "We need a United Nations Blow Job Corp. (comprised of BOTH men AND women)
To Help reduce anger among conservative christians and islamists!
Volunteers needed ( i'm too old -before you ask)"
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America is mostly comprised of Ignorant Assholes -The numbers don't Lie!
Let's be clear! The schmucks dominate America! At least 48% will vote for Trump AND the House is dominated by conservative and Tea Party throw backs.
If it wasn't for the highly educated elites (who can at least reason objectively) America would be one big white christian lower middle class shithole!
And the poor would be TOTALLY fcked NOT just PARTIALLY FCKED!!
Wednesday, July 06, 2016
Doctors at The Mayo Clinic Agree - Trump MUST have Brain Cancer !
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| "It's the ONLY explanation for his behavior" |
Dr Moishe Pipick head of The Mayo's Clinic's Ontology Wing said today:
" I have observed the way individuals with terminal brain tumors act for over 30 years now!"
"I have consulted with my staff and reviewed his behavior patterns on video with them."
He concluded : "He is either a pathological liar and sociopath or has a pre-frontol lobe terminal tumor! AND we are betting on a combination of both!"
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
ABC Announces Bachelorette spinoff - "Bitchelorette" - Anal Sex and Cornhole Soulmates!
Judy Moronsky may get her heart broken by Clem Tardoff on the premiere of The Bitchelorette," but it it didn't diminish her desire for a lasting love. After taking time back home in Dallas with her parents and three older siblings and to let her butt heal - The 25-year-old is ready to get back in the game and start the search for her cornholesoul mate all over again.
A successful masseuse specializing in the BIG surprise ending , the spunky girl-next-door also enjoys meth, sp country music and spending time with her father at Klu Klux Clan meetings. At the end of this journey, she plans to have the right man by her side to share it all.
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| Irving Schlocker head of programming at ABC said: NOTHING shows love and commitment like cornholing and that will become clear on The Bitchelorette |
The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...
The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...: In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette would DRIVE 40 million viewers to this program and be a breakout example - ...
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Epi...
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Epi...: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r... : In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette woul...
The End of The World as We Know It!
The world will mercifully end soon because every ignorant asshole with internet access can now add to the public debate and influence morally corrupt public officials AND abett populist demagogues AND as a consequence- We are drowning in a tsunami of populist conspiracy driven bullshit spread by half witted assholes!
Sunday, June 12, 2016
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable : TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20, whichwill try to capture the reality of...
Future Asshole Parents Alert! - It's Children's Day Today - Give them The Ultimate Gift - An Abortion!
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| Not prepared to maximize their human potential? Then do not breed! |
Friday, May 27, 2016
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die...
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die...: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die before Blowing ... : BUT i would blow this great guy again tomorrow!
Oral Sex while Texting are a Recipe for Disaster Day - AAA
Oral sex Kills While Driving/Texting
AAA expects over 30 million people to drive at least 50 miles this weekend, the most since 2005 and said at least 2 million of them will receive oral sex while driving which is extremely dangerous. - But not as bad as getting blown WHILE texting!
The Final Orgasm of George and Sarah Schwartz
Thursday, May 26, 2016
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