Dr, Sergio Libowitz - a Swedish neurologist - has developed a way to estimate how many times a woman has had a penis pass between her lips, by analyzing a photograph of her face.
Speaking from his mountaintop laboratory in Zermatt today , during a world conference meeting of lip surgeons - he stated:
"Using a combination of electron laser spectography and bio-molecular resonance screenings of a digital facial picture- i can detect -within a five percent margin of error how many times a cock has passed between the lips of a woman -and soon i will be able to extend my findings to men."
He continued: " I will be establishing a world wide data base and will publish the results as they apply to world leaders and celebrities and political candidates on our web sight - cocksuckers.com"
"I started with Hannah Montana because i was so concerned about the impact of those Vanity Fair pictures on my three tween daughters - and sure enough - she is one major dick diver!"
Finally he said;"The social -political and moral implications of my research are fantastic."
"Oh - the first male screening result will be the Pope - stay tuned."
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