Masters Is Tiger Proofed with Pussy Preventive Measures

The PGA and the red necks wasps that run the Masters Tournament In Augusta. Georgia have secretely decided to ban ALL fuckable women from the tournament grounds as long as Tiger is in contention:

Lance Duffer tournament manager was heard saying in a committee meeting yesterday;

"I want this place completely Tiger proof! -It's bad enough we have to let them types play here -but i don't want any white women violated by that black version of Bill Clinton on steroids -on my watch"

When asked what Tiger proof was -Lance responded:

"Well lets assume he would fuck a snake with tits -so no women under the age of eighty five -and they should be dressed conservatively and be nasty ugly -but comely you unerstand?"

He continued; "Now THAT should handle the non golfing areas -but i want triple security out there on the course -that black hound dog is likely to hit into the rough next to some good lookers in the gallery and try and fuck em in the bushes."

"Oh - and pay strict attention to the porta johns out there on the course -he might just try and stash some sweet things along the course for a quick blow job or two."

Well now we will see if Tiger can play horny?