Lisa lampanelli to Replace Anne Curry 0n Today Show

 NBC Rules

"And my co -host will be Big Balls Jimmy!"

"We are thrilled that NBC has decided to put some real balls into Network TV -and my first week's guests will all be black guys whose dicks i have made happy!"

we are gonna fuck America every morning

She continued:"I have had more black cock in me than the urinals at the Apollo Theatre"

Lisa Is a Fat fucking Whore

Asked about Anne Curry she said; "Nice chick too bad she was born without a pussy."