Chimpanzees Are Drinking and Smoking and Soon Dating White Women

 He's sooo strong and I would ball his brains out

 nothing like a drink a smoke and a white bitch
Our closest relative in the Animal kingdom continues to show how smart they are!

Experiments have shown they prefer White good looking women to female Chimps and prefer Booze to Bananas and would kill for a smoke.

Dr. Moishe Pipick -head biologist at The Interspecie Learning Institute in Berne,Switzerland said:

"It's truly amazing! - They love white women BUT only good looking well built ones and every time one of our hot lab assistants comes into the room they get erections BUT not with the fat ugly chicks.."
He said: 'I predict that in the near future there will be a trend toward interspecies sex - and i am not talking about Christian Rednecks humping cows;
"I am talking about sex and romance between hot White Chicks and Chimps!"