'My Shopping Addiction gets me Wetter than My Husband" on Oxygen

 Shopping makes me Climax

 I get Wet thinking about shopping

Well this new series premiered on Oxygen last Monday at 11p and delivered 657,000 total viewers as well as 432,000 among A18-49, according to Nielsen.  -These viewers ought to be lined up and have their tubes tied before they bring any more future moron gal shoppers into the world.