American Youth Has The Energy of A Dead Pussy
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| this Gotye guy is a dead vagina |
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| i wish i had some cock energy |
Atmospherics: Slo-mo brooding; itchy bass;
narcoleptic-turned-WAHWAHAH vocals. It starts out okay enough, then
turns into four minutes of Gotye making sad faces and saying that his
ex-girlfriend hurt his feelings because she didn't want to lay in
the flowers at the park with him anymore or something.
Scientific Analysis: Look, Gotye, I get it: Breaking
up sucks. But, dude, you're sounding like a real super vagina here. And
super vaginas aren't scientifically accurate. Honestly, I'm not even
sure what a super vagina is. I guess it might maybe be, like, a
superhero that does a lot of
Kegel exercises
or whatever? I don't know. I know I looked through a science book for
45 minutes and the closest thing I could find was this regular vagina.
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