TLC
Announces “Sex With The Retarded and Handicapped”
Myron
Schlocker VP original learning programming announced today:
“Sex
with someone while on Dialysis? In an Oxygen Tent? While being
lobotomized? Sex on crutches and in a wheel chair? With a
quadriplegic or someone like Stephen hawking?
“Hell
yes!-we're gonna show it all!”
Schlocker
went on; “We will be getting video submissions from all over The
Globe and we think this program probably best exemplifies our
commitment to 'LEARNING” at The learning Channel!”
He
concluded; “Where 'Learning' is useless and tasteless and always
titillating to schmucks!”
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