Remember those fight movies where the bad guys slip something into the heroes water bucket or they mess with gloves or they rub shit into his eyes?
Well - my conviction is that some Mormon Hit Team was assigned to slip Obama what we used to call a "Mickey" way back when.
A "Mickey" was something you slipped into your date's drink to make her willing to "put out" in the pre-pill era before chicks offered up blow jobs on their I Phones in bars like they were handshakes ( which -don't get me wrong i consider extreme cultural enlightenment).
Anyway -back to "Mickey" - i think both candidates should be drug tested before and after these debates -and i'll bet you us pathetic 47%ers won't be surprised to find out:
Obama was drugged!
Court Jester -Slash fiction creator of incantatory creative dark energy - ideas -spells -kabbalistic journeys - and various satirical stories for fellow travelers gleefully trudging along!
Thursday, October 04, 2012
Wednesday, October 03, 2012
Romney Watching Downton Abbey for Debate Motivation says Ann Romney
" Mitty has been watching episode after episode as he prepares his mind set for the debate with Obama." said Ann Romney.
"I said to him -Now Willard Mitt Romney you just stop watching all those Downton Abbey episodes and study up on your budget numbers which you keep getting all mixed up."
"Mitty said" -"Now Ann -you just go and play with your fucking million dollar Horsey that i bought you -These Downton Abbey shows keep me reminded about the difference between us and all that scummy 47% of the population - those loafers and morons!"
Ann concluded; "Mitty can be very headstrong when he makes up his mind one way or the other and back and forth and so on?"
"I said to him -Now Willard Mitt Romney you just stop watching all those Downton Abbey episodes and study up on your budget numbers which you keep getting all mixed up."
"Mitty said" -"Now Ann -you just go and play with your fucking million dollar Horsey that i bought you -These Downton Abbey shows keep me reminded about the difference between us and all that scummy 47% of the population - those loafers and morons!"
Ann concluded; "Mitty can be very headstrong when he makes up his mind one way or the other and back and forth and so on?"
The Slaughter Zombies are Back in The Mountains
Spotted the advance of these killer beasts in the form of a man dressed
in combat fatigues today while hiking on Sawmill Mountain near my home in Pine Mountain Ca. He was armed
with a bow and arrows and accompanied by a pack of dogs whose purpose is
to tree a Black Bear who will then suffer the agonizing experience of a
razor sharp -three headed hunting arrow - entering him or her.
Our Hunter Hero probably has a shitty job - a drinking and or drug and or anger management problem - hasn't gotten laid in six months - has little respect or satisfaction in life BUT after a six pack and cradling his guns and bows in his little room and feeling the exquisite power that seeps into his dulled brain at the thought of KILLING -of using these instruments of power - Boy that does the trick - almost:
"Gotta bring that bear home mutilated and dead! -off to Mount Pinos - hell of a ride but well worth it and The local grocery has 89 different types of beer."
Hey - why the fuck don't you buy a camera and bring back some closeups for the wife and kids to show them what a cool stalker you are -and THEN you can get drunk and watch Football and then abuse your FAMILY - and our BEARS will be happy in their Winter slumber..
Why and for what?
Our Hunter Hero probably has a shitty job - a drinking and or drug and or anger management problem - hasn't gotten laid in six months - has little respect or satisfaction in life BUT after a six pack and cradling his guns and bows in his little room and feeling the exquisite power that seeps into his dulled brain at the thought of KILLING -of using these instruments of power - Boy that does the trick - almost:
"Gotta bring that bear home mutilated and dead! -off to Mount Pinos - hell of a ride but well worth it and The local grocery has 89 different types of beer."
Hey - why the fuck don't you buy a camera and bring back some closeups for the wife and kids to show them what a cool stalker you are -and THEN you can get drunk and watch Football and then abuse your FAMILY - and our BEARS will be happy in their Winter slumber..
Monday, October 01, 2012
Hogs Eat Oregon Man after Being Cornholed
COOS BAY, OR (KPTV) -
An Oregon man trying to Cornhole his
700-pound hogs was eaten by the animals Thursday, and sheriff's deputies
are trying to determine what went wrong.
Terry Garner, who lived near the rural town of Riverton in southern Oregon, went to Cornhole the animals on his farm at 7:30 a.m.
When he wasn't seen for several hours, a family member went to look for him, and found Garner's dentures on the ground in front of the hog enclosure, which housed several of the animals.
While searching the hog enclosure, the family member found Garner's body in several pieces, with a majority of it consumed by the hogs, the district attorney said.
District Attorney Paul Frasier said there are a number of possible scenarios, including one in which Garner - like most of his redneck neighbors regularly Cornholed his Hogs made one of them jealous.Another possible scenario is that Garner's wife might have aggravated the scenario. age and health,
The hogs were able to knock him down and kill him. Frasier said there have been reports that at least one of the hogs had been aggressive toward Garner in the past.
A forensic pathologist examined what little was left of Garner's body over the weekend, but was not able to identify the cause or manner of death.
For now, Garner's cause of death is listed as undetermined, and his remains will be further examined by a forensic anthropologist at the University of Oregon.
Terry Garner, who lived near the rural town of Riverton in southern Oregon, went to Cornhole the animals on his farm at 7:30 a.m.
When he wasn't seen for several hours, a family member went to look for him, and found Garner's dentures on the ground in front of the hog enclosure, which housed several of the animals.
While searching the hog enclosure, the family member found Garner's body in several pieces, with a majority of it consumed by the hogs, the district attorney said.
District Attorney Paul Frasier said there are a number of possible scenarios, including one in which Garner - like most of his redneck neighbors regularly Cornholed his Hogs made one of them jealous.Another possible scenario is that Garner's wife might have aggravated the scenario. age and health,
The hogs were able to knock him down and kill him. Frasier said there have been reports that at least one of the hogs had been aggressive toward Garner in the past.
A forensic pathologist examined what little was left of Garner's body over the weekend, but was not able to identify the cause or manner of death.
For now, Garner's cause of death is listed as undetermined, and his remains will be further examined by a forensic anthropologist at the University of Oregon.
Drew Carey Wants To Die - "I Have Become The King of Morons!"
Drew Wants toDie
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| We Love Ya King Carey |
"Everyday i look at these screaming fucking morons going apeshit over crap and i wants toant to go back to my dressing room and shoot myself!"
"I used to be a funny guy with self respect but i was seduced by all this money and never realized I would become "The Moron King"
"Please -won't someone release me from these fucking morons screaming and yelling over crap"
"Bob Barker told me i would love the fame and power and all folks - BUT now i know he was the biggest fucking moron of them all :
"Until me!" W
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Justice Clarence (porno man)) Thomas Returns to Bench
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| i hate niggas and love porno |
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| Clarence is a fucking deviate |
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| Thomas loves WHITE meat only |
Saturday, September 29, 2012
Civilizations Current Curse - Psycho Shia Imams with Illiterate Angry Young Men
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| Killing For Shabab -Best Job in Town |
Many Somalis have a sense of déjà vu watching the retreat of the once formidable Shabab, who terrorized people by enforcing a brutal version of Sharia law, chopping off hands and stoning teenage girls. In late 2006 and early 2007, the Ethiopian Army stormed into Somalia, with covert American help, and ousted an Islamist group that controlled much of the country.
That occupation failed and fueled the rise of the Shabab, a more
dangerous and radical incarnation of the original Islamist group that
had been in control. American and African Union officials insist they
have learned from their mistakes and are now focusing on genuine
political change to prevent militants from gaining popular support
inside Somalia again.
BUTas usual here's the real problem - Imam's who are nothing but psychopaths posing as Holy Men -firing up the illiterate angry young men to kill in the name of The Prophet (hey it beats working for a living)
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Somalia’s government recently selected a new president, and donor
countries, including the United States, are making enormous
contributions in technical and financial assistance to help the Somalis
deliver services and earn legitimacy BUT as long as these Psycho Priests hold sway and you have illiterate poor and angry young men hanging out to be drafted nothing will really change for long.
ps -Shi'a imams
Main article: Imamah (Shi'a doctrine)
In the Shi'a context, imam has a meaning more central to belief, referring to leaders of the community. Twelver and Ismaili
Shi'a believe that these imams are chosen by God to be perfect examples
for the faithful and to lead all humanity in all aspects of life. They
also believe that all the imams chosen are free from committing any sin,
infallibility which is called ismah. These leaders must be followed since they are appointed by God.God AGAIN - when will he fucking die?
"The Learning Channel" is an Oxymoron - and is Guilty of Child and Moron Abuse
ANYTHING for a Buck! Programming/Exploitation of Children and Moronic Viewers
" Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"
Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon, is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded she allow him to see his estranged daughter.
Honey Boo Boo's half sister, Jessica Shannon, also know as Chubbs, is the daughter of Mr Ford, a registered sex offender once charged with sexual exploitation of a minor over the Internet.
According to The National Enquirer, he is remorseful of his 2005 crime, and has defied Ms Shannon, writing an open letter to the 15-year-old, who stars on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, urging her to get in touch with him.
Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed
mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael
Ford, after he demanded to see his daughter
He believed he was talking to a minor, and subsequently sent a naked
picture of himself along with instructions on how to perform oral sex.
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| Mike Thompson |
Shannon considered giving Anna up for adoption before her birth but refused to sign away her parental rights, and is sometimes criticized in the media for having four children, each with a different father. Shannon is the star of the show as much as her daughter with her extreme couponing with her family at the Piggly Wiggly, farting, sneezing, bingo playing and even her ketchup and spaghetti recipes.[clarification needed] June Shannon portrays the head of the household as a loving redneck woman. She believes the show is a success because many lower income families identify with her family.
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| Michael Ford |
Learning Channel executives should be forced to live there and get Cornholed by the local mutant morons.
The Romney's LOVE "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"
Anne Romney said "We watch it regularly as a family to remind us of our roots and Mitty just laughs and laughs"
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| Mike Thompson Secretary of Morons |
"We plan on having them all sleep over in The Lincoln Bedroom when Mitty gets elected and might even give Mike Thompson a job in his administration."
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| I would suck Mitt's dick to sleep There |
Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon, is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded she allow him to see his estranged daughter.
Honey Boo Boo's half sister, Jessica Shannon, also know as Chubbs, is the daughter of Mr Ford, a registered sex offender once charged with sexual exploitation of a minor over the Internet.
According to The National Enquirer, he is remorseful of his 2005 crime, and has defied Ms Shannon, writing an open letter to the 15-year-old, who stars on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, urging her to get in touch with him.
| I would love to be Cornholed by Mitty |
Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed
mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael
Ford, after he demanded to see his daughter
He believed he was talking to a minor, and subsequently sent a naked
picture of himself along with instructions on how to perform oral sex.
Alana Thompson was born August 28, 2005, to June Shannon and Mike Thompson, who have been together eight years but remain unmarried. They are portrayed as a Blue Collar family. Mike is said to work seven days a week in the chalk mines to support them. Thompson never graduated from high school. Shannon became pregnant with oldest daughter Anna at age 15 and had to drop out of high school. She later earned her G.E.D.
Shannon considered giving Anna up for adoption before her birth but refused to sign away her parental rights, and is sometimes criticized in the media for having four children, each with a different father. Shannon is the star of the show as much as her daughter with her extreme couponing with her family at the Piggly Wiggly, farting, sneezing, bingo playing and even her ketchup and spaghetti recipes.[clarification needed] June Shannon portrays the head of the household as a loving redneck woman. She believes the show is a success because many lower income families identify with her family.
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| Michael Ford |
The Honey Boo Boo Hall of Fame - Poster Children of America's Christian Rednecks
Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed mom, June Shannon, is apparently at war with her ex, Michael Ford, after he has demanded she allow him to see his estranged daughter.
Honey Boo Boo's half sister, Jessica Shannon, also know as Chubbs, is the daughter of Mr Ford, a registered sex offender once charged with sexual exploitation of a minor over the Internet.
According to The National Enquirer, he is remorseful of his 2005 crime, and has defied Ms Shannon, writing an open letter to the 15-year-old, who stars on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, urging her to get in touch with him.
Visitation war: Honey Boo Boo's loud-mouthed
mom, June Shannon (pictured), is apparently at war with her ex, Michael
Ford, after he demanded to see his daughter
He believed he was talking to a minor, and subsequently sent a naked
picture of himself along with instructions on how to perform oral sex.
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| Mike Thompson |
Shannon considered giving Anna up for adoption before her birth but refused to sign away her parental rights, and is sometimes criticized in the media for having four children, each with a different father. Shannon is the star of the show as much as her daughter with her extreme couponing with her family at the Piggly Wiggly, farting, sneezing, bingo playing and even her ketchup and spaghetti recipes.[clarification needed] June Shannon portrays the head of the household as a loving redneck woman. She believes the show is a success because many lower income families identify with her family.
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| Michael Ford |
Friday, September 28, 2012
"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" The Ultimate Show for Morons
The Hollywood Reporter pronounced the show "horrifying,"
explaining "...you know this show is exploitation. TLC knows it. Maybe
even Mama and HBB know it, deep down in their rotund bodies. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
is a car crash, and everybody rubber-necks at a car crash, right? It’s
human nature. Yes, except that if you play that card, you also have to
realize that human nature comes with the capacity to draw a line, to
hold fast against the dehumanization and incremental tearing down of the
social fabric, even if this never-ending onslaught of reality
television suggests that’s a losing effort. You can say no to visual
exploitation. You can say no to TLC. And you can say no to Honey Boo Boo
Child. Somebody has to."[8]
The Hollywood Reporter stated that the premiere episode did well, "scoring a 1.6 in the coveted 18–49 demographic and notching a whopping 2.2 million viewers".[9]
The Hollywood Reporter stated that the premiere episode did well, "scoring a 1.6 in the coveted 18–49 demographic and notching a whopping 2.2 million viewers".[9]
Price is Right Viewers are Brain Damaged says New Study
"The ONLY question we have is - whether ONLY brain damaged people
watch it - OR -the show causes it?" said Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of The
Worldwide Neurological Center in Berne, Switzerland.
He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"
"Another amazing finding is that when put through behavioral analysis like -you know -the ones that showed how Chimps will keep pushing the lever for Cocaine instead of food -these "Price is Right" freakos preferred shopping and bling titillation way MORE than sex and the majority had sex less than once a year !
Also -these viewers are huge! With average BMI's exceeding the obesity norm by 60%! OH -AND they are 45 IQ points lower than the average!
"Well Doctor,"asked one of the Institute's Scientists -what are your recommendations ?"
Dr. Pipick replied " Watch them closely! - Neuter them all! - and consider Euthanasia!
He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"
"Another amazing finding is that when put through behavioral analysis like -you know -the ones that showed how Chimps will keep pushing the lever for Cocaine instead of food -these "Price is Right" freakos preferred shopping and bling titillation way MORE than sex and the majority had sex less than once a year !
Also -these viewers are huge! With average BMI's exceeding the obesity norm by 60%! OH -AND they are 45 IQ points lower than the average!
"Well Doctor,"asked one of the Institute's Scientists -what are your recommendations ?"
Dr. Pipick replied " Watch them closely! - Neuter them all! - and consider Euthanasia!
Thursday, September 27, 2012
celebrities and Stars Who Desire Oral and/or Anal Sex with Michelle Obama
Bill Maher -President Obama - Mitt and Ann Romney - Clint Eastwood-The Pope -Barbara Walters -Ahmadinejad - Ayatollah Komeini -
Pres. Putin of Russia and Rush Limbaugh - The Queen of England and Mrs. Paul Ryan - Hillary and Bill Clinton - Sarah Palin and Rick Santorum and Michelle Bachman - Dr. Phil and Oprah - More as follows:
Adam Sandler Aishwarya Rai Alana De La Garza Ali Landry Ali Larter Alicia Silverstone Alyson Hannigan Alyssa Milano Amanda Bynes Amanda Peet Amy Adams Amy Jo Johnson Amy Lee Amy Smart Angelina Jolie Angie Harmon Anna Faris Anna Kournikova Arielle Kebbel Ashlee Simpson Ashley Judd Ashley Scott Ashley Tisdale Autumn Reeser Avril Lavigne-------B--------Beyonce Knowles Brad Pitt Brea Grant Bridget Fonda Bridgette Wilson*Britney Spears* Brittany Murphy Brittany Snow Brooke Burns Brooke Shields-------C--------Cameron Diaz Carrie Anne Moss Cassie Ventura Catherine Zeta Jones Chandra Wilson Charisma Carpenter Charlize Theron Christina Aguilera Christina Applegate Christina Ricci Claire Forlani Claudia Schiffer Colleen Haskell Constance Marie Courteney Cox-------D--------Dakota Fanning Deanna Russo Demi Moore Denise Richards Diane Lane Diora Baird Drea De Matteo*Drew Barrymore*-------E--------Elisha Cuthbert Eliza Dushku Elizabeth Hurley Elizabeth Shue Ellen Pompeo Elsa Benitez Emily Procter Emma Watson Emmy Rossum Eric Dane Erica Durance Estella Warren Eva Longoria Eva Mendes Evangeline Lilly-------F--------Faith Hill Felicity Huffman Fergie-------G-------Gabrielle Union Gena Lee Nolin Gillian Anderson Goldie Hawn Gwyneth Paltrow-------H-------Halle Berry*Hayden Panettiere* Heather Graham Heather Locklear Heidi Klum Helen Hunt Hilary Duff Hilary Swank-------I-------Isaiah Washington-------J-------Jaime Pressly James Pickens Jr Jenna Fischer Jennie Finch Jennie Garth Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Connelly Jennifer Garner Jennifer Lopez*Jennifer Love Hewitt* Jennifer Morrison Jenny McCarthy Jeri Ryan Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Jessica Simpson Jordana Brewster Josie Maran Jude Law Jules Asner Julia Roberts Julia Stiles Justin Chambers-------K-------Kate Beckinsale Kate Hudson Kate Walsh Kate Winslet Katee Sackhoff Katherine Heigl Katie Holmes Keira Knightley Kelly Carlson Kelly Clarkson Kelly Preston Kelly Ripa Keri Russell Kiley Dean Kim Basinger Kirsten Dunst Krista Allen Kristanna Loken Kristen Bell Kristin Kreuk Kurt Russell-------L--------Lacey Chabert Laetitia Casta Laura Linney Lea Thompson Leah Remini Leelee Sobieski Leila Arcieri Lindsay Lohan Lucy Lawless Lucy Liu-------M-------*Madonna* Majandra Delfino Mandy Moore Marcy Rylan Marg Helgenberger Mariah Carey*Marisa Miller* Masi Oka Masiela Lusha Meg Ryan Melissa Hart Mena Suvari Michelle Pfeiffer Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Ryan Mike Myers Miley Ray Cyrus*Minka Kelly* Mischa Barton Missy Peregrym Molly Sims Monica Keena-------N-------Nadine Velazquez Natalie Portman Natascha McElhone Neve Campbell Nicolas Cage Nicole Eggert Nicole Kidman Nicollette Sheridan Nikki Cox-------P-------Pamela Anderson Paris Hilton Patricia Arquette Patricia Heaton Patrick Dempsey Penelope Cruz Petra Nemcova Phoebe Cates Piper Perabo-------R-------Rachael Leigh Cook Rachel Bilson Raquel Alessi Rashida Jones Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Rebecca Saint James Reese Witherspoon Renee Zellweger Robin Williams Roselyn Sanchez Russell Crowe-------S-------Salma Hayek Sandra Bullock Sandra Oh Sara Paxton Sara Ramirez Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Michelle Gellar Sarah Silverman Scarlett Johansson Shakira Shannon Elizabeth Sharon Stone Sigourney Weaver Steve Martin-------T-------T.R. Knight Tara Reid Tea Leoni Teri Hatcher Thora Birch Tiffani Amber Thiessen Tim Allen Tina Fey Tobey Maguire Tom Cruise Tommy Lee Jones Tori Spelling Tricia Helfer-------U-------Uma Thurman-------V-------Valerie Bertinelli Vanessa Angel Vanessa Anne Hudgens Vanessa Ferlito Vanessa Paradis Vanessa Williams Victoria Beckham Vin Diesel Virginia Madsen-------W-------Will Smith William Shatner-------Y-------Yasmine Bleeth-------Z-------Zachary Quinto Zoe Bell Zooey Deschanel
Adam Sandler Aishwarya Rai Alana De La Garza Ali Landry Ali Larter Alicia Silverstone Alyson Hannigan Alyssa Milano Amanda Bynes Amanda Peet Amy Adams Amy Jo Johnson Amy Lee Amy Smart Angelina Jolie Angie Harmon Anna Faris Anna Kournikova Arielle Kebbel Ashlee Simpson Ashley Judd Ashley Scott Ashley Tisdale Autumn Reeser Avril Lavigne-------B--------Beyonce Knowles Brad Pitt Brea Grant Bridget Fonda Bridgette Wilson*Britney Spears* Brittany Murphy Brittany Snow Brooke Burns Brooke Shields-------C--------Cameron Diaz Carrie Anne Moss Cassie Ventura Catherine Zeta Jones Chandra Wilson Charisma Carpenter Charlize Theron Christina Aguilera Christina Applegate Christina Ricci Claire Forlani Claudia Schiffer Colleen Haskell Constance Marie Courteney Cox-------D--------Dakota Fanning Deanna Russo Demi Moore Denise Richards Diane Lane Diora Baird Drea De Matteo*Drew Barrymore*-------E--------Elisha Cuthbert Eliza Dushku Elizabeth Hurley Elizabeth Shue Ellen Pompeo Elsa Benitez Emily Procter Emma Watson Emmy Rossum Eric Dane Erica Durance Estella Warren Eva Longoria Eva Mendes Evangeline Lilly-------F--------Faith Hill Felicity Huffman Fergie-------G-------Gabrielle Union Gena Lee Nolin Gillian Anderson Goldie Hawn Gwyneth Paltrow-------H-------Halle Berry*Hayden Panettiere* Heather Graham Heather Locklear Heidi Klum Helen Hunt Hilary Duff Hilary Swank-------I-------Isaiah Washington-------J-------Jaime Pressly James Pickens Jr Jenna Fischer Jennie Finch Jennie Garth Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Connelly Jennifer Garner Jennifer Lopez*Jennifer Love Hewitt* Jennifer Morrison Jenny McCarthy Jeri Ryan Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Jessica Simpson Jordana Brewster Josie Maran Jude Law Jules Asner Julia Roberts Julia Stiles Justin Chambers-------K-------Kate Beckinsale Kate Hudson Kate Walsh Kate Winslet Katee Sackhoff Katherine Heigl Katie Holmes Keira Knightley Kelly Carlson Kelly Clarkson Kelly Preston Kelly Ripa Keri Russell Kiley Dean Kim Basinger Kirsten Dunst Krista Allen Kristanna Loken Kristen Bell Kristin Kreuk Kurt Russell-------L--------Lacey Chabert Laetitia Casta Laura Linney Lea Thompson Leah Remini Leelee Sobieski Leila Arcieri Lindsay Lohan Lucy Lawless Lucy Liu-------M-------*Madonna* Majandra Delfino Mandy Moore Marcy Rylan Marg Helgenberger Mariah Carey*Marisa Miller* Masi Oka Masiela Lusha Meg Ryan Melissa Hart Mena Suvari Michelle Pfeiffer Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Ryan Mike Myers Miley Ray Cyrus*Minka Kelly* Mischa Barton Missy Peregrym Molly Sims Monica Keena-------N-------Nadine Velazquez Natalie Portman Natascha McElhone Neve Campbell Nicolas Cage Nicole Eggert Nicole Kidman Nicollette Sheridan Nikki Cox-------P-------Pamela Anderson Paris Hilton Patricia Arquette Patricia Heaton Patrick Dempsey Penelope Cruz Petra Nemcova Phoebe Cates Piper Perabo-------R-------Rachael Leigh Cook Rachel Bilson Raquel Alessi Rashida Jones Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Rebecca Saint James Reese Witherspoon Renee Zellweger Robin Williams Roselyn Sanchez Russell Crowe-------S-------Salma Hayek Sandra Bullock Sandra Oh Sara Paxton Sara Ramirez Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Michelle Gellar Sarah Silverman Scarlett Johansson Shakira Shannon Elizabeth Sharon Stone Sigourney Weaver Steve Martin-------T-------T.R. Knight Tara Reid Tea Leoni Teri Hatcher Thora Birch Tiffani Amber Thiessen Tim Allen Tina Fey Tobey Maguire Tom Cruise Tommy Lee Jones Tori Spelling Tricia Helfer-------U-------Uma Thurman-------V-------Valerie Bertinelli Vanessa Angel Vanessa Anne Hudgens Vanessa Ferlito Vanessa Paradis Vanessa Williams Victoria Beckham Vin Diesel Virginia Madsen-------W-------Will Smith William Shatner-------Y-------Yasmine Bleeth-------Z-------Zachary Quinto Zoe Bell Zooey Deschanel
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Happy Yom Kippur Ahmadinejad and The Vatican
Happy Holiday
Oh and just think about the Holocaust for a second or two - Eleven million human beings were rounded up and shot - gassed -then burned in ovens like garbage (including one MILLION children) including six million Jews (two t...
hirdsnof all in Europe) - made easy with the help of European Christians and
Pope Pious X11 -and after the war The Church helped the Nazis to escape
to refuges all over the world and The Swiss plundered their assets.
You will NEVER get nuclear weapons
Creationists Should be Neutered BEFORE Breeding More Dopey Kids
Nye, who hosted the educational show "Bill Nye the Science Guy," which
aired on PBS Kids from 1993 through 1998, made the statements in a clip posted online on Thursday, and has since been viewed over one million times.
In the clip, Nye praises the United States for its contribution to technological innovation, but says that the denial of evolution is for dead brained moron witch doctors and they should not be allowed to have children.
Here are these ancient dinosaur bones or fossils, here is radioactivity, here are distant stars that are just like our star but they're at a different point in their lifecycle. The idea of deep time, of this billions of years, explains so much of the world around us. If you try to ignore that, your world view just becomes crazy, just untenable, itself inconsistent," he said.
In the clip, Nye praises the United States for its contribution to technological innovation, but says that the denial of evolution is for dead brained moron witch doctors and they should not be allowed to have children.
Here are these ancient dinosaur bones or fossils, here is radioactivity, here are distant stars that are just like our star but they're at a different point in their lifecycle. The idea of deep time, of this billions of years, explains so much of the world around us. If you try to ignore that, your world view just becomes crazy, just untenable, itself inconsistent," he said.
Nye then goes on to urge adults not to deny the teaching of evolution to young people.
"And I say to these moronic grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in
your Tooth Fairy world, in YOUR MORONIC world that's completely inconsistent with everything
we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids into Morons like you
because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and
taxpayers for the future. We need people that can - we need engineers
that can build stuff, solve problems.
"It's just really a hard thing, it's really a hard thing. You know, in
another couple of centuries that world view, I'm sure, will be, it just
won't exist. There's no evidence for it."
In the meantime lets stop the moronic - imagination deadening - indoctrination of our kids!
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Romney Ran Against Jerkoffs or he would be back Screwing The Poor
How did someone so politically maladroit — a cardboard cutout crossed with an Etch A Sketch — get this far?
We need to remind ourselves that the alternatives were Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann.
Yep -you got it -The Tea Party morons scared the shit out of The Chickenshit main stream Republicans and they ran like rats leaving the electorate stuck with a bunch of fucking cretans that should not be allowed out except to go to Alaska to visit with The High Priestess of Moronity herself -Sarah (the wolfkiller) Palin.
They can all stare across The Tundra at Russia to get their Foreign Policy Fix!
Yep -you got it -The Tea Party morons scared the shit out of The Chickenshit main stream Republicans and they ran like rats leaving the electorate stuck with a bunch of fucking cretans that should not be allowed out except to go to Alaska to visit with The High Priestess of Moronity herself -Sarah (the wolfkiller) Palin.
They can all stare across The Tundra at Russia to get their Foreign Policy Fix!
Hey Ahmadinejad! -C'mon Out of The Closet You Sick Muslim Puppy!
Dysfunctional Repressed Homo's Guided By Psychotic Mullahs -
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| Ahmadinejad Sucks many Cocks |
The perfect raw material for molding a sick young Muslim into a death machine!
-From NY Times -- A Pakistani military psychiatrist is trying to
answer that question. In a study of 24 young men who were involved in
terrorist attacks in Pakistan, the psychiatrist, Brig. Mowadat Hussain
Rana, has found that they tend to be the younger or middle siblings in
families of six or more children. The households are not always poor but are often violent, and the youngsters get lost in the chaos.
“He’s
that boy who is not in a rigorous system of rule setting,” Brigadier
Rana said in an interview in Rawalpindi. “He becomes someone who drifts,
who spends afternoons hitting stray dogs, and no one notices.”
His parents, at their wits’ end, take him to a mullah, hoping to instill discipline, the theory goes. The
two develop a close relationship, sometimes even sexual, giving the boy
the attention he has long craved. The mullah then introduces him to
others, men who make him feel important, as if he is part of something
bigger than himself.
-A bit of History - In Persia homosexuality and homoerotic
expressions were tolerated in numerous public places, from monasteries
and seminaries to taverns, military camps, bathhouses, and coffee
houses. In the earlySafavid era (1501–1723), male houses of prostitution (amrad khane) were legally recognized and paid taxes. Persian poets, such as Sa’di (d. 1291), Hafez (d. 1389), and Jami
(d. 1492), wrote poems replete with homoerotic allusions. The two most
commonly documented forms were commercial sex with transgender young
males or males enacting transgender roles exemplified by the köçeks and thebacchás, and Sufi
spiritual practices in which the practitioner admired the form of a
beautiful boy in order to enter ecstatic states and glimpse the beauty
of god.
Today, governments in the Middle East often ignore, deny the existence of, or criminalize homosexuality.
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during his 2007 speech at Columbia University, asserted that there were no gay people in Iran.(don't exist -like the Holocaust didn't)Gay
people do live in Iran, but most keep their sexuality a secret for fear
of government sanction or rejection by their families.[149]
So - A -We see why the Mullah's have no problem turning out human death machines
AND B -Why we can not allow Nuclear Weapons access to a bunch of
insane - repressed homosexuals - who believe that killing us will send
them to Paradise. --DUH!
Monday, September 24, 2012
Southern Rednecks Are Still Fucking Rascists -and still getting Cornholed by The GOP
The reason Romney has a strong,
13-point edge among all white working class voters, according to the
P.R.R.I. findings, is that in the South his margin is huge. In the rest
of the country, the white working class is much more closely divided.
Among southern working class whites, Romney leads by 40 points, 62-22, an extraordinary gap.
In the rest of the country working class whites have become tired of being played like Violins by the Rich Whitey Conservative Republicans and are realizing that :
"We -are the working stiffs -why in the fuck would we vote for them?"
The old "use the poor and working class by demonizing the Progressives"game may be coming to an end BUT:
Not in the South where the white trash descendents of the other poor schmucks who got slaughtered for The Southern Aristocracy during The Civil War:
STILL don't understand the GAME! - AND they are getting Cornholed just like they deserve.
They just cain't unnerstand a nigga in da WHITE House - bunch of fucking White Christian Fundamentalist Morons! -Always were -always will be.
Sunday, September 23, 2012
White Trash Christians Dying Off In America -Yahoo!
The decline among the least educated non-Hispanic white redneck Christians, who make up a
shrinking share of the population, widened an already troubling gap. The
latest estimate shows life expectancy for white women without a high
school diploma was 73.5 years, compared with 83.9 years for white women
with a college degree or more. For white men, the gap was even bigger:
67.5 years for the least educated white men compared with 80.4 for those
with a college degree or better.
The dropping life expectancies have helped weigh down the United States
in international life expectancy rankings, particularly for women. In
2010, American women fell to 41st place, down from 14th place in 1985,
in the United Nations rankings. Among developed countries, American
women sank from the middle of the pack in 1970 to last place in 2010,
according to the Human Mortality Database.
The slump is so vexing that it became the subject of an inquiry by the
National Academy of Sciences, which published a report on it last year.
“There’s this enormous issue of why,” said David Cutler, an economics
professor at Harvard who was an author of a 2008 paper that found modest
declines in life expectancy for less educated white women from 1981 to
2000. “It’s very puzzling and we don’t have a great explanation.”
And it is yet another sign of distress in one of the country’s most
vulnerable groups during a period when major social changes are
transforming life for less educated whites. Childbirth outside marriage
has soared, increasing pressures on women who are more likely to be
single parents. Those who do marry tend to choose mates with similar
education levels, concentrating the disadvantage.
So keep sitting in front of The TV watching Crap -Smokin and Drinking and Eating more Crap and die young and ugly.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Mad Muslim Joyless Mullahs - Psychopaths Filled With Hatred
Art and history? -no! -Science and Biology and Chemistry -huh? - Music and Poetry? - Dance? Comedy? Satire? -Literature? Philosophy? -ALL NO! - Sex??? alternative life styles? Gotta be kidding- all repugnant to these Koranic Bible Belters.
It's the same old Preacher/Mullah male narcissistic-my way or the highway - lifeless zestless narrow anti science anti nature brainwashed intolerant repressed repressive angry male dominated fascist mind smothering hypocritical eternity junky - way of life.
The Religious Zealots and their brainwashed intellectually challenged sheep flock followers - they are all fanaticks/psychopaths -women haters - ungentle and unkind -brainwashed from cradle to grave.
They LOVE LOVE GUNS! - love tribal conflict - love love Punishment -LOVE a vengeful and angry and narcissistic and insecure God (their mirror image) - Hate writers and poets and queers and newcomers and ALL Infidels - - love to be mean - and hate and or deny and condemn almost everything that makes a normal human being want to get out of bed on a rainy Monday morning- or feel the joy of fellowship and compassion - and the bountiful harvest of diversity and beauty in life.
We better get these psychos before they get us!
Jesus Christ Was Married To A Ball Breaker
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Professor Karen L. King, in her office at Harvard
Divinity School, held a fragment of papyrus that she says contains a
reference to Jesus' wife.
The ink on the front side
contains eight lines, dark enough to be legible. Line 4 purportedly
says, “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife is a Fucking Ballbreaker.”
“It’s obviously an important find,” said Carl R. Holladay, professor of New Testament studies at the Candler School of Theology at Emory University.
Also, he added, “The circumstances in which it’s come to light really
require all scholars to realize that Jesus was another man who suffered from wife ballbreaking" ”
Dr. King has reiterated that the fragment is proof that Jesus was
married because it was found shortly before his death, making it historically reliable.
The finding has prompted “Jesus Was Married”
headlines around the world — and jokes about Mrs. Jesus’ “honey-do”
list.
The papyrus fragment, which measures only about 1 ½ by 3 inches, is
written in Coptic that Dr. King says is consistent with writing seen in
fourth-century Egypt. It is roughly rectangular, torn on all four sides,
so that each line of text is incomplete.
Other phrases in the text suggest that it is an account of a dialogue
between Jesus and his disciples, Dr. King maintains. According to her
translation, Line 3 includes the words “She is hot but somewhat of a bitch .” Line 5,
immediately after the line about Jesus’ wife, says, “...she will be able
to be my disciple.” Line 7 says, “As for me, I dwell with her in order
to get laid and relax therein and that fag Paul is going to hate her.”
Dr. King, who holds a chair at Harvard Divinity School, has written
extensively about the Gospels of Mary, Judas and Philip, relatively
recent discoveries that are not a part of the established biblical
canon. Even before this week, Dr. King was a favorite target of
religious leaders who seek to alter the truth to protect the Church Dogma.
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