"Fly Nude Airlines" -Security Guaranteed

Northwest Air announced it's "Fly Nude" Airline Division with a Nude press conference at the beverly Hill's Tanning Center in Los Angeles.

Moishe Pipick head of security for the new venture told the press (while lying in a tanning booth and drinking a Mai Tai):

'Hey -Don't i looked relaxed! -WELL I AM RELAXED! BECAUSE I'M LYING DOWN GETTING A LOVELY TAN AND GETTING LOADED AND THE LAST THING ON MY MIND IS GETTING BLOWN OUT THE WINDOW OF A JETLINER 50 THOUSAND FEET UP IN THE AIR WITH MY WIFE AND KIDS SKYDIVING BEHIND ME"

He continued; "THAT'S the kind of peace and security that's guaranteed on "Fly Nude Air!"

"What about body cavity searches to make sure - well you know?" asked Elise Mandelbaum -digibandit Homeland Security reporter.

Pipick replied: "Passengers will search each other! - Heh Heh

-hey Elise -That's part of the fun on "Fly Nude" -it provides TOTAL security plus it kinda starts the party ball rollin along"

" ps -And you know that no crazy Muslim is gonna take his clothes off anyway -they think nudity is a stoning offense"

"Hey Elise why dontcha strip down and get into the 'Fly Nude" spirit -and i'd love to see your bodacious ta ta's!"

"Out With A Bang!" Plan Endorsed By AARP

Dr.Moishe Pipick - President of The AARP (Almost Alive Retired People) -which covers 68% of ALL seniors -announced today:

“Everyone sees it but no one wants to talk about About $67 billion — nearly a third of the money spent by Medicare — goes to patients in the last two years of life. The need to spend less money at the end of life “is the elephant in the room,” Evan Thomas wrote in “The Case for Killing Granny,” the cover story in last week’s Newsweek. “Everyone sees it but no one wants to talk about

Dr. Pipick continued: "Under the 'Go Out With A Bang!" plan - If you have less than three years to live - -THen - instead of wasting away and being shlepped from one test and one Doctor to another -and then finally and inevitably expiring with your loved ones broke while watching you turn into a dead cabbage roll:

"You can "Go Out With A Bang" - Yep -we'll give you a cash payment (twenty percent of what your treatment would have been) and ALL the drugs and/or booze you want - including synthetic Viagra which will turn the clock on your libido and commensurrate libidinal organs -Back fifty years -AND access to all the Male and/or Female hookers you desire!

Pipick concluded; " The savings wil result in the average medical plan costing most folks under three -hundred dollars a year -And that's with universal coverage - including illegal aliens!"

So - "Go Out With A Bang!" (Not available to most folks under seventy five)

Another Brainwashed religious child

Goldman Sachs Should Manage All US Revenue

After a lifetime of Uncle Sam investing my Social Security contributions - like you - i wound up with a whopping 2% RETURN ON MY INVESTMENT!

IF THE JEWS AT GOLDMAN SACHS HAD BEEN HANDLING MY MONEY I WOULD BE SENDING THIS BLOG IN FROM THE SOUTH OF fRANCE WHERE TWO RUSSIAN BALLERINAS WOULD BE FIGHTING OVER PUTTING THE SUN TAN LOTION ON MY BALLS ...

I mean -let's take ALL of the bucks brought in by the Treasury -give it over to Goldman and Sachs and say -"Hey boys -go run it up until we can pay off the deficit and the national debt -then pay back the Chinks (sorry Chinese) - and then give everyone in the country a nice fat bonus"

Based on how fast they recovered from everyone elses financial disaster - that should take them about three months of credit default swapping and derivative driving and hedge fund hopping.

I mean -NOBODY knows how to make moola like these guys - they are so far ahead of everybody on the Planet that we would be rolling in dough in no time.

Uncle Sam puts our hard earned money into risk free -practically no return securities and we wind up getting royally screwed

WHEN DID GOLDMAN AND SACHS EVER LOSE ON A BET?

Never! -They got every bet covered all ways around - like a bookie!

Another breakthrough idea --from yours truly

your welcome

S

Endangered Homeowners Should Take In Prisoners

Hey - with one in thirty two 'Folks" on probation or incarcerated in the good ole USA (most for non -violent crimes)- at an average annual cost in Federal prison of over 50k per year - why not let homeowners who can't make their payments:

Get paid by Uncle Sam to house them!

The average homeowner could take two prisoners for say half of what the Fed pays out - and have enough income to pay the mortgage - and enough left over to go shopping,

The prisoners would have a chance to acclimate back into society in a way that might cut down on recidivism -saving society a ton of grief and money.

And - Plenty of dough available to help the States pay for teachers.

Hey - this may be the digibandit's best idea for saving America - since recommending Bernie Madoff for Treasury Secretary.

(Oh -and the government would pay a hefty premium for homeowners who house violent prisoners - of course)

AND -Huge bonus' available for those who house pedaphiles

Better World If British Won The American Revolution

Watching the bourgoise elitists and redneck morons and just plain stupid and greedy folks who comprise the Tea Party gang - it started me thinkin about the original Tea Party and the American Revolution -and i realized with great dismay that it would be a much better World if the British had won:

The common folk in the present UK are like Rocket Scientists compared to the commoners in the USA! They watch the BBC and are mostly non religious or Church of England which is like being a Buddhist compared to an American Christian -and they are MARRIED! - Reverends don't sodomize children (they sodomize their wives like normal people do) -AND they don't feel the need to own vaults filled with guns or to kill beautiful animals for a thrill.

In The UK they have a House of Lords that knows the Common folk are assholes -and they are not ashamed to say so.

They also have a House of Commons where the people's representatives act like common assholes and are expected to by the asshole people -Who then get EXACTLY what they need and desrve,

They also have a Queen! - How fucking cool is that -AND as a result all the Gays are happy.

Oh -and without a whole lot of loony religious conservatives - you don't have debates about whether Darwin was an Atheist Jew lover and Creationism should be taught in schools -or whether a Zygote is a human being - and how God said in the bible that gays were Vermin (and all that other lovey dovey Scripture stuff)

AND AND AND -if The British HAD won the war with us - They would have been strong enough to maintain the British Empire:

Hence - NO First or Second World War (Germany wouldn't have said boo with a powerful British Empire standing in their way -AND no USSR and no cold war. (i estimate the savings in loss of life alone - at around two hundred million.)

AND best of all would have been (second only to the non emergence of those American Tea Bag morons):

When you called a customer service department for help with ANY product or service -Instead of getting "Hellooo Dees is Dakta in Mombay Ken i help Voooo?"

You would hear "Ello Mate -Gotta bit ov a problem have yeh? - well you just hold on Gov - an we will fix er right up!"

So -fuck George Washington and ALL The Founding fathers -

They screwed us Royally!

80% of US Women and 30% of Men Would Have Sex With Jesus

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Now that the Shroud of Turin has been converted into a 3D accurate image of Jesus Christ - a national poll by The Pew Research foundation has revealed that an overwhelming majority of women and a significant percentage of men would have sex with him.

Moishe Pipick - head of Psychological analysis for the foundation said today:

"This proves conclusively that Jesus' message was mostly about his amazing sex appeal and not love and justice"

"Furthermore" he said; "Now we know why his message of social justice has gone mostly ignored"

"Why?" asked digibandit Biblical reporter Elise Mandelbaum"

Dr. Pipick responded; "Because most women and gay men could give a fuck about love and equality -they just want to get laid!"

Elise said; "He sure was one hot dude!"

Jesus Spending Easter With Anna Nicole Smith Again

Jesus who has not returned to heaven since his fling with Anna Nicole Smith,after her death from electrical shock due to a short in her powerful vibrator; and who has been seen partying with a variety of hot chicks,both dead and alive -- has decided to ignore his Father's demands to return to Heaven on the anniversary of his resurrection.

Jesus said,"I'm more interested in erection than resurrection right now!"



He was overheard talking with a bartender in Malibu; " I was cooped up with God for so long without any pussy that i just went nuts -- when Anna died i decided to jump her,and now all i can think about is making up for lost time --the simple truth is that Jesus is a party animal!"



"I plan on spending Easter with Anna and Marilyn Monroe and maybe ava Gardner and Scarlett Johanson.



"The great thing about being Jesus is that i get to fuck all the pussy i want --dead or alive."



He concluded,"Anyway ,it's gonna be a great Easter -- as Anna always says -- "Jesus, you give new meaning to bringing back the dead ."



And as for my Father -- if he didn't hog all the pussy for himself and his disciples -- i wouldn't have turned into a wild cunt man."

"Happy Easter everyone~

The Founding Father's Take On Sarah Palin

So - An esteemed group of our Founding Fathers - have been up there in the great Eternal Cosmic Consciousness watching Sarah Palin's political exploits and now they are having their monthly dinner get together -and tonight's subject of conversation is Ms. Palin:

John Adams "This woman is a complete fucking moron! -am i right Ben?"

Benjamin Franklin "Fucking scariest shit imaginable -you know how much i love Democracy but this is what happens when you let ALL the ignorant assholes participate"

George Washington " I hate to mix in politics guys -as you know -but this woman hasn't got a fucking clue - she doesn't say anything but generalities -she's like a Populist Parrot - and ALL those great women leaders out there to compare her to -can't those rednecks see through her ignorant rantings and raving?"

Alexander Hamilton "Wow -that's a mouth full from you George - But hey guys -they let EVERYONE participate in the system now -and we know full well that roughly thirty percent of the population are fucking idiots -they just follow whoever makes them feel good about their preconceived notions -a babble rabble of monumental moronic proportions."

James Monroe "I'm with you guys on this one - she's done nothing - she gets her guidance from a Stone Age scripture - never says anything of any depth or perception -never demonstrates knowledge of the complicated issues of the day -has no depth or intellectual fiber or curiosity -she truly IS a fucking jerk!"

John Hancock "It's scary all right -but the timing is perfect for a schmuck like her with the unemployment and the deficit and that fucking Tea Party rabble -and a black president -and a Republican Party on life support culturally.

Thomas Jefferson " Look -it's simple -If John McCain didn't lend his gravitas to her she'd be home in Wasilla fucking Eskimos and shooting wolves -and the rednecks would never have discovered her -AND - You know McCain must have been screwing her - and she can probably suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!"

John Adams "Well Thomas we don't agree on much but i think you nailed it right on the head -we all knew when women got the vote that pussy would enter politics -and some jerks like Palin would create a stir -but so far most of the female leaders have been dogs who had to make it with their brains and knowledge and creative energy."

Thomas Jefferson 'So right John -but i have to say that Nancy Pelosi has brains and all that positive stuff - but boy would i like to play with her bodacious ta ta's"

George Washington "Jefferson -we all know you would fuck a snake!"

Jefferson "Ha ha ha George -BUT -i wouldn't fuck Sarah Palin even with those legs -She's gotta be a smart snake!"

Those Founding Fathers sure were amazing!

The Rich Play The Poor Suckers Like Violins

The poor slobs in the Godd ole USA are so worried about their guns and zygotic life -and homos and wetbacks and having a black President that they focus their anger on the good hearted liberals tryin to give em a break.

The rich and powerful just keep feeding them the lie that one day they will hit the jackpot and Uncle Sam will grab it all -and in the meantime the upper class just keep getting fatter and richer on the masses' sweat and misery and ignorance.

I mean - the Proletariat are against health Care for all -against tax increases -against estate taxes -against eliminating Corporate welfare (including Mega Farmers) -anything that will enhance their piece of the pie which keeps on getting smaller.

I mean -these folks have about as much chance of striking cultural gold as they do of hitting the Lotto or becoming enlightened.

You Know the Romans had a saying for controlling the masses who were getting it up the backside 24/7:

"Bread and Spectacle" -they handed out free loaves and then it was into the Colliseum to watch the sickest shit they could think of - like Gladiators fighting bears -and Lions eating Christians (well that wasn't so bad in retrospect) And it worked! -They masses went home happy!

Now it's Bibles and Booze and TV and gambling and drugs - AND Misinformation 24/7 and non stop Political manipulation - and a cop every 100 yards

(aaand lest we forget the have nots used to also HAVE shopping -which is being replaced by extreme behavior of the kind we saw outside the White House -and it's gonna get worse -way worse without that shopping high))

You take all THOSE diversions away and the GODD Ole USA would look like a scene from the Road Warrior.

What a bunch of suckers!

Children Are Not Sacred To Catholic Church

Depraved soul grabbing malignant animals - congenitally repressed -they have to be sent to prison -the whole filthy child ruining bunch of them

New York TimesTop Vatican officials — including the futurePope Benedict XVI — did not defrock a priest who molested as many as 200 deaf boys, even though several American bishops repeatedly warned them that failure to act on the matter could embarrass the church, according to church files newly unearthed as part of a lawsuit.

Mohammad Using Hollywood To Reach Muslims

Steven Spielberg and James Cameron, addressing a group of leaders in the Entertainment industry summed up their mission and conference objective:

"We will use all our acquired skills in manipulating people to stare at TV and Computer and Game screens for over forty hour a week --- to bring about world peace -- starting in Iraq!"

"Our first mission --using the illusionary magic skills of David Blackstone will be to project a life like image of the Prophet Mohammad in the sky over Baghdad,where he will proclaim to his followers that suicide bombing and the killing of innocents is absolutely prohibited by the Koran "

Mohammad will proclaim "There are sixteen hundred and fifty four Muslims who sit in boiling pig fat 24/7 up here -- who thought they would be boffing Virgins in Paradise!"

"Are you fucking nuts? -- read my words! -- where does it say you are too act like deranged and cruel slaughtering monkeys in the name of Allah?"

'You want to get into the boffing section of my Paradise - Then start being faithful to the true Koran -and go out and hug a Jew -TODAY!"

Spielberg - in closing said "Mohammad is really pissed and wer'e going to help him get his message out''

AND - as a matter of fact -when you think about it - who else would the wise Prophet turn too in helping his people -- than the Jews in Hollywood (irony worthy of Woody Allen).

Casting for the Voice of Mohammad -- i vote for Robin Williams -- You?

Limbaugh Is having A Triple OXYCONTIN Day

Yep - poor ole Rush is really hitting his meds hard today.

A year of hootin and hollerin and demagoguing over the perils of health care to his redneck "tell me more Rush -make me feel gooood!" audience just ended with Nancy Pelosi dancing on his nuts!

Hey Rush -it'll be ok for ya -just spend the weekend in Vegas playin 10k a pull one armed bandits in your 20k a night suite (comped of course) -and keep popping that Oxycontin -and come Monday you can begin firin up your huge moronic following with stories about why we should be lynching illegals or burning fags at the stake - and the necessity of buying more guns and ammo.

But you know dontcha -Obama and Pelosi and the rest of us Commies just gave you and all your hater following one big kick in the balls!

And it feels great!

Pope's Balls Should Be First To Go GO

Pope Offers Apology for Sex Abuse Scandal

Confronting a sex abuse scandal spreading across Europe, Pope
Benedict XVI on Saturday apologized directly and personally
to victims and their families in Ireland, expressing "shame
and remorse" and saying "your trust had been betrayed and
your dignity has been violated."

This is what he should be adding:

"And -we will now open up the priesthood to married men AND women so that some day our clergy will be filled with NORMAL human beings who love and protect children and will no longer be a refuge for queer fucking animals who prey on them."

"AND starting now -all existing priests will begin the process of having their cocks amputated to make sure not one more child has to take it up the ass -or suck a dick as part of their religious training."

"And i am the first queer to get the ax!"

Israel Owes The Palestinians NOTHING

Israel has grave concerns regarding the welfare of Jewish holy places under possible Palestinian control. When Jerusalem was under Jordanian control, no Jews were allowed to visit the Western Wallor other Jewish holy places, and the Jewish cemetery on the Mount of Olives was desecrated.^[23] In 2000, a Palestinian mob took over Joseph's Tomb, a shrine considered sacred by both Jews and Muslims, looted and burned the building and turned it into a mosque.^[24] There are unauthorized Palestinian excavations for construction on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem, which could threaten the stability of the Western Wall. Israel, on the other hand, has seldom blocked access to holy places sacred to other religions. Israeli security agencies routinely monitor and arrest Jewish extremists that plan attacks, resulting in almost no serious incidents for the last 20 years. Moreover, Israel has given almost complete autonomy to the Muslim trust (Waqf) over the Temple Mount.^[23]

Israel expresses concern over the security of its residents if neighborhoods of Jerusalem are placed under Palestinian control. Jerusalem has been a prime target for attacks by militant groups against civilian targets since 1967. Many Jewish neighborhoods have been fired upon from Arab areas. The proximity of the Arab areas, if these regions were to fall in the boundaries of a Palestinian state, would be so close as to threaten the safety of Jewish residents. Nadav Shragai states this idea in his study for the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs, "An Israeli security body that was tasked in March 2000 with examining the possibility of transferring three Arab villages just outside of Jerusalem - Abu Dis, Al Azaria, and a-Ram - to Palestinian security control, assessed at the time that: 'Terrorists will be able to exploit the short distances, sometimes involving no more than crossing a street, to cause damage to people or property. A terrorist will be able to stand on the other side of the road, shoot at an Israeli or throw a bomb, and it may be impossible to do anything about it. The road will constitute the border.' If that is the case for neighborhoods outside of Jerusalem's municipal boundaries, how much more so for Arab neighborhoods within those boundaries.^[25]

• The Israeli government asserts that the Arab refugee problem is largely caused by the refusal of all Arab governments except Jordan to grant citizenship to Palestinian Arabs who reside within those countries' borders. This has produced much of the poverty and economic problems of the refugees, according to MFA documents.^[48]

• The Palestinian refugee issue is handled by a separate authority from that handling other refugees, that is, by UNRWA and not the UNHCR. Most of the people recognizing themselves as Palestinian refugees would have otherwise been assimilated into their country of current residency, and would not maintain their refugee state if not for the separate entities.

• Concerning the origin of the Palestinian refugees, the official version of the Israeli government is that during the 1948 War the Arab Higher Committee and the Arab states encouraged Palestinians to flee in order to make it easier to rout the Jewish state or that they did so to escape the fights by fear.^[49] The Palestinian narrative is that refugees were expelled and dispossessed by Jewish militias and by the Israeli army, following a plan established even before the war.^[50] Historians still debate the causes of the 1948 Palestinian exodus.

• Since none of the 900,000 Jewish refugees who fled anti-Semitic violence in the Arab world was ever compensated or repatriated by their former countries of residence—to no objection on the part of Arab leaders—a precedent has been set whereby it is the responsibility of the nation which accepts the refugees to assimilate them.^[51][52][53]

• Although Israel accepts the right of the Palestinian Diaspora to return into a new Palestinian state, Israel insists that their return into the current state of Israel would be a great danger for the stability of the Jewish state; an influx of Palestinian refugees would lead to the destruction of the state of Israel.^[54][55]

St. Patrick - Patron Saint Of Drinking and Puking

"The great Irish tradition of acting like drunken morons will once again be played out on St. Patrick's Day!", said Archbishop McRummy today at St. Patricks Cathedral in New York City.

"In the year of the Lord seven hundred and fifty -- Pope Rectum 1x sent a Parish Priest named Patrick,who was a hopeless alcoholic and great comedian, over to a wild Celtic island with a boatload of whiskey and beer and the Pope said to him,'Now these Celts are wild,Patrick, and they worship strange Gods -- they have never tasted whiskey or beer -- so travel among them -- tell a few jokes -- pass around the booze -- and when they are so fucked up that they can't see straight -- convert them to Catholicism!"

The Archbishop continued; "Well Patrick was a big hit with the Celts -- he went from village to village and when he moved on there were hundreds of new Christian souls puking all over the place and pounding the shit out of each other -- and then the men would go home and abuse their wives and children."

The Archbishop concluded his holiday sermon with; " We must not forget the proud traditions and history of the Irish people and the great sacrifice of Saint Patrick, who died of syphilis and cirhossis of the liver shortly after returning to the Vatican from "Ireland" -- named for the Celtic word "Ire" which means "to Puke." And when your out there tomorrow -- acting like drunken morons -- thank God your a Christian! And pray thanks to St. Patrick that you are part of a great drunken religion -- unlike the Jews and Moslems and Buddhists and Hindus and Shintos and even Atheist

Masters Is Tiger Proofed with Pussy Preventive Measures

The PGA and the red necks wasps that run the Masters Tournament In Augusta. Georgia have secretely decided to ban ALL fuckable women from the tournament grounds as long as Tiger is in contention:

Lance Duffer tournament manager was heard saying in a committee meeting yesterday;

"I want this place completely Tiger proof! -It's bad enough we have to let them types play here -but i don't want any white women violated by that black version of Bill Clinton on steroids -on my watch"

When asked what Tiger proof was -Lance responded:

"Well lets assume he would fuck a snake with tits -so no women under the age of eighty five -and they should be dressed conservatively and be nasty ugly -but comely you unerstand?"

He continued; "Now THAT should handle the non golfing areas -but i want triple security out there on the course -that black hound dog is likely to hit into the rough next to some good lookers in the gallery and try and fuck em in the bushes."

"Oh - and pay strict attention to the porta johns out there on the course -he might just try and stash some sweet things along the course for a quick blow job or two."

Well now we will see if Tiger can play horny?

More Evidence For Castrating ALL Priests

VATICAN CITY – The Vatican on Saturday denounced what it called aggressive attempts to drag Pope Benedict XVI into the spreading scandals of pedophile priests in his German homeland. It also insisted that church confidentiality doesn't prevent bishops from reporting abuse to police.

The Vatican's campaign to defend the pope's reputation and resolve in combatting clergy abuse of minors followed acknowledgment by theMunich archdiocese that it had transferred a suspected pedophile priest to community work while Benedict was archbishop there.

Benedict is also under fire for a 2001 church directive he wrote while a Vatican cardinal, instructing bishops to keep abuse cases confidential.

Germany's justice minister has blamed the directive for what she called a "wall of silence" preventing prosecution.

Priests Should Be Casrated After Taking Final Vows

They won't need their nuts anymore anyway - and a lot of children will be saved from getting ravaged by the hordes of queer priests at "Club Vatican"

And since the Church refuses to ordain women or let men have normal sex lives - the Church is a haven for fruit cakes who have a "religious watering hole" to stalk their prey.

And -as we have found out - Your local Church has provided a fertile hunting ground with tens of thousands of victims- lots of kids who will never get over the trauma of being sexually assaulted (and by a trusted emissarry of the Lord no less).

And if you think it's not business as usual in the "God want's me to put my staff in your mouth" business - then you must be delusional!

You think these sick fucking priests suddenly stopped getting hard ons when they see a handsome young alter boy? - That's like asking your normal sixteen year old son not to get a hard on if Jessica Simpson walks into his bedroom naked.

So - i say - "Off with their nuts" - that ought to put a crimp (oops) in the recruitment of queers into "Club Vatican."


Oh -and not to worry --God will keep their nuts safe until they get to Heaven.

You Fucked My Wife Senator Ensign - Now Pay ME

And he did -with a lobbying job! -Now that is what i call creative!

LAS VEGAS — Nevada Sen. John Ensign, an emerging Republican leader who has been mentioned as a possible 2012 presidential candidate, apologized Tuesday for an extramarital affair with a former staff member but indicated that he had no plans to resign.

"It's absolutely the worst thing I have ever done in my life," he said at a televised news conference. "If there was ever anything that I could take back in my life, this would be it."

I mean if you or i fuck a co workers wife and get caught it could get a bit sticky -But for a US Senator -not a problem -\just pay him off with a lucrative gig

I mean thank god we still have some serious journalists watching these assholes or Congress would be like one big pimp hole.

I mean -didn't any of these guys get laid in High School?

These must have been the guys that were all the girls FRIENDS in High School - Remember them? -The ra ra rich kids who didn't have the balls to go for the close - fear of rejection and what Mumsy and Dadsey would say if they found out their future Senator might actually have a cock.

So - they wind up married to some bloodless trophy who is just perfect for their political script and twelve years later they discover -one day -in the Capitol men's room "Oh look i have a cock -and all these hot chicks want to fuck me because I'M so powerful."

There should be a requirement that all future US Congressman and Senators prove they have screwed at least ten good looking women (or men) before they can run for office. .

Dick and Liz Cheney in Dr. Strangelove Two

A conservative advocacy organization in Washington, Keep America Safe, kicked up a storm last week when it released a video that questioned the loyalty of Justice Department lawyers who worked in the past on behalf of detained terrorism suspects.

There’s something truly bizarre about this,” said Richard A. Epstein, aUniversity of Chicago law professor and a revered figure among many members of the society. “Liz Cheney is a former student of mine — I don’t know what moves her on this thing,” he said.

Ms. Cheney’s video referred to the lawyers as the “Al Qaeda Seven,” and accused the Justice Department of concealing their names, which were later revealed by Fox News. -- On Sunday, Benjamin Wittes, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution, issued a joint letter criticizing the “shameful series of attacks” on government lawyers, which it said were “unjust to the individuals in question and destructive of any attempt to build lasting mechanisms for counterterrorism adjudications.”The letter was signed by a Who’s Who of former Republican administration officials and conservative legal figures, including Kenneth W. Starr, the former special prosecutor, and Charles D. Stimson, who resigned from the second Bush administration after suggesting that businesses might think twice before hiring law firms that had represented detainees.

While it is heartening to find out that some of the most conservative and prestigious legal think tanks and rabid anti liberal icons have made statements confirming that Liz Cheney has now entered the right wing-nut swampland usually inhabited by Rush "Oxycotin" Limbaugh and his cronies at Fox News:

It is sad to see that a childhood infected by a father who has watched "Dr. Srangelove" too many times and is living the role portrayed by Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper, a paranoid and an ultra-patriot who believes "The Commies are stealing our precious bodily fluids".and launches a preemptive attack on Russia:

Has turned Liz into not only a very ugly women genetically - but a very ugly character as well.