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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Israeli's Target Muslim Assholes With Shit Seeking Missile

The Pentagon announced today that ; "The Israeli's have made a breakthrough in weapon's technology that will enable us to target,with shitpoint accuracy, the assholes (actual) - that are our worst enemies in the war on terror. "

General Moishe Pipick of the Israeli Defense Agency said in Tel Aviv today;"These people stink to begin with -- very limited water -- it's hot and they wear those huge robes and fucking stupid hats and no toilets or toilet paper and they eat crappy food -- oy my gutt vey is mere" .

"Well anyway", he continued, 'Now we have the leaders on the run and they really stink -- and the smell is mixed with explosives and munitions residue and some camel shit and some of their stinky wives stuff -- and we have been able to scientifically isolate these "fundamental shit molecules"

"And have created a guidance system that will deliver a payload (oye a pun) right into Osama's bung hole or any other asshole targets of major importance."

"If i were Osama Bin Fartin or Al ZaWeirdy or Moktr Al McBungi - or whatever his fucking stupid name is -- I would get a teflon asshhole transplant -- because their constipation problems are over!"

"Oh, and Admadinejahd better wipe his ass really well or the only nuclear explosion he will experience is his colon sailing over France."

Israeli Prime Minister Olmert said; "General Pipick get's a little carried away kinda like your Vice President (ha ha) - but it's just that we are so very proud of this achievement and for supplying these weapons to our great allies and friends in America -- we have even named the missile "God's Tuchas Hammer", which we thought would please our religious fundamentalist friends in your great country'

"President Obama announced with glee: "The Jews can solve anything for a buck."

"That,s Democracy in action!"