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Saturday, October 06, 2012

Google announces "'Telepathy App " - Communications Revolution

Telepathy (from the Greek τηλε, tele meaning "distant" and πάθη, pathe meaning "affliction, experience")[3] is the supposed transmission of information from one person to another without using any of our known sensory channels or physical interaction.

"Just think of an image or compose a message in your head and off it goes to your recipient" said Professor Heinrich Pipick  -Dr of Neurology at Berne University in Switzerland and head of Google's Research Group in Parapsychology -talking about the new Telepathy App.

He went on:"The App requires a small incision into the skull for the insertion of a tiny neuronic battery which allows for the sender and receiver to control and direct their thoughts - they need to be on the SAME telepathic frequency and have a pre send editing function or communications would get out of control:"

"Like how" said digibandit Science Bureau Chief - Elise Mandelbaum:

"Like for example your husband might be sending you a message that he will be late for dinner and along with it would be his thought - "Oh boy i can't wait to fuck Irene before i head home tonight to that fucking naggy Elise." said Dr. Pipick.

Elise replied; " Oh yeah - and he might hear me thinking - "take your time honey bun i can't wait to suck your best friend's cock before you arrive - you fat fuck!"

Dr. Pipick said; "You nailed it Elise -there ARE some dangers here like with all new revolutionary scientific breakthroughs."

"Oh -and Elise - don't forget you also don't want to Telepathically send him a MENTAL picture of you blowing his best friend -ha ha ha"