xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Bush Announces Illegal Mexican Army Plan for Iraq

Monday, January 22, 2007

Bush Announces Illegal Mexican Army Plan for Iraq

The Bandit has learned that President Bush will announce,in his Sate of The Union address ,that he plans to offer one-hundred and fifty thousand illegal aliens full amnesty if they agree to serve one year on the front lines in Iraq -- he stated:

"Mexicans are great fighters -- look at Macho Camacho and Oscar De La Hoya .for example. -- They are small but tough and they don't eat much and love hot weather -- perfect for Iraq".

'I'm calling for the formation of --'Tres Divisiones De Ilegales '(three divisions of illegals for you Gringos heh! heh!) and VP Cheney has given this plan a great name -- " Operation Landscapers "