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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Osama Eats Stooly And is Feeling Mellow

A Pakistani tribal chieftain found a box of stool softners, dropped by an Apache helicoptor , in his remote mountain headquarters and brought it to Osama who he knew was very ungashtupped (backed up ) and in extreme distress from not taking a decent dump since Tora Bora.

"Osama took such a giant shit that he started a landslide -- he was laughing and dancing and the whole village was quite merry -- they ran around firing their guns in the air and began ripping the Bhurkas off the women and going moofki poofki with them "

"And then he went in his tent with his favorite goat and there where many pleasant noises".