When the Bandit expose (see posting "Limbaugh in Cotton") forced Limbaugh to refrain from shtupping and thus terrorizing one of his prize Sheep -- Cotton; He was ordered to keep at least 200 feet away from her stall until a final hearing.
Late last night the foreman Mel Manure who blew the whistle on Limbaugh the first time, heard cries coming from Cotton's stall ; "When i got there Russ was screaming -- you slut ! you know i need you! and he was trying to force her hind legs apart" -- said Mel . He went on "there was an empty Oxycotin bottle lying on the floor".
Limbaugh was placed in custody by the local ASPCA and will appear before a local Judge Next week -- stay tuned! ( a 24 hour watch has been placed on the confused and abused Sheep -- Cottton)
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