One-eyed filmmaker conceals camera in prosthetic :
BRUSSELS - Elise Mandelbaum a one-eyed documentary filmmaker and high priced prostitute has recorded Rush Limbaugh with a video camera concealed inside her prosthetic eye.
The georgeous Belgian's eye was damaged in a childhood accident and it was removed three years ago. Now, she is in the final stages of developing a camera to turn the handicap into an advantage.
A fan of the 1970s televsion series "The Six Million Dollar Man" (ooh what a schwanstucker he must have i thought) - Elise had an epiphany when looking at her cell phone camera and realizing something that small could fit into her empty eye socket.
With the camera tucked inside a prosthetic eye, she hopes to be able to record the same things she sees with his working eye, her muscles moving the camera eye just like her real one.
Also, said Ms. Mandelbaum - as a hooker i get to see the real character of a lot of powerful assholes and tyrants like Rush Limbaugh.
"I want his fans to see him dressed up like a girl - crying ' Spank me! Spank me! -I'm a bad little girl - I have a pee pee -and I'm a bad little girl!' ( he's always stoned on Oxycotin)- Then maybe they won't think he's so righteous when he rants and preaches his intolerant bullshit!"
"Sometimes he begs me to wear a white robe and tell him i am God - and that it's ok for him to have a pee pee. (and a tiny one at that)" - said Ms. Mandelbaum.
She concluded; "And i have videos of some world leaders - including the Pope and Ahmadinejad - that are real eye openers (a pun - sorry)"
"And i'll be showing you all some great stuff in the future - and in the meantime -I'll keep an eye out for ya! "
Ha Ha Ha Ha
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