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Sunday, May 03, 2009

Lacey Chabert and "Mean Girls" Return In "Mean Wet Pussy"

Fox searchlight announced it is releasing "Mean Wet Pussy" for Christmas 09'.

Starring Lacey Chabert Written by (and co-starring) Tina Fey, the film features a supporting cast of Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, Lacey Chabert, and Lizzy Caplan. The film also features several Saturday Night Live cast members, including Fey, Tim Meadows, Ana Gasteyer, and Amy Poehler - Lindsey Lohan.

The movie is about a group of women who use their pussy's to capture torture and ultimately kill Islamic terrorists.

"It's like a mix of - "Charlie's Angels" and all those really cool movies that deal with rubbing out the Islamofascists" said Moishe Pipick - head of Foxlight Studios"

"Only these gals use their wet pussies as their primary weapon -and boy are they destructive."

Christopher Walken who plays Udi Nacksun - an Israeli counter intelligence general who is in charge of the team of pussies (along with his aide Colonel Elise Mandelbaum of Mossad - played by Penelope Cruz) - said in an interview yesterday:

"These girls are so horrifying - in what they do to these Islamists with their mean wet pussies -that i couldn't even get a hard on looking at Penelope's magnificent tits."

And Lacey Chabert commented; "I had no idea a wet pussy could be that dangerous and powerful !"

Well Lacey -that's something we guys have known for a long time now.