xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Giselle Bundchen Tells Of Sex With Newt Gingrich

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Giselle Bundchen Tells Of Sex With Newt Gingrich

"I always thought he was so smart and so cute" said Giselle "He looks like porky pig -and when i was a kid on the farm in Germany we had a lot of pigs - and i remember my father would drink too much shnaptze and beer and he was always trying to fuck them."

"My momma would yell!" - Heinrich! - Stop trying to fuck the pigs! -it's not a good lesson for the kinder!"

Giselle continued;" But i always had a fondness for guys that looked like pigs after those childhood experiences - and this newt Gingrich! -Oh mine gott -he's a REAL pig!"

"Anyway i met him at a dinner reunion for Third Reich alumni and we went to his hotel suite -And when i took my top off - he blew his cookies (as you say in America?) - And then i tried to get his little piggy wiggly going again - but no success"

"He was very drunk and he was crying - "Oh my fuhrer why can't you be with us now - we need you so much - the schvartzeh is screwing it all up"

Giselle concluded; "I think the poor porker is very upset about all the things President Obama is achieving and how much everyone loves and admires him"

"And me too! -But i wouldn't fuck him because he's too handsome - but definitely i would fuck Hillary!"