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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

"Fly Nude Airlines" -Security Guaranteed

Northwest Air announced it's "Fly Nude" Airline Division with a Nude press conference at the beverly Hill's Tanning Center in Los Angeles.

Moishe Pipick head of security for the new venture told the press (while lying in a tanning booth and drinking a Mai Tai):

'Hey -Don't i looked relaxed! -WELL I AM RELAXED! BECAUSE I'M LYING DOWN GETTING A LOVELY TAN AND GETTING LOADED AND THE LAST THING ON MY MIND IS GETTING BLOWN OUT THE WINDOW OF A JETLINER 50 THOUSAND FEET UP IN THE AIR WITH MY WIFE AND KIDS SKYDIVING BEHIND ME"

He continued; "THAT'S the kind of peace and security that's guaranteed on "Fly Nude Air!"

"What about body cavity searches to make sure - well you know?" asked Elise Mandelbaum -digibandit Homeland Security reporter.

Pipick replied: "Passengers will search each other! - Heh Heh
-hey Elise -That's part of the fun on "Fly Nude" -it provides TOTAL security plus it kinda starts the party ball rollin along"

" ps -And you know that no crazy Muslim is gonna take his clothes off anyway -they think nudity is a stoning offense"

"Hey Elise why dontcha strip down and get into the 'Fly Nude" spirit -and i'd love to see your bodacious ta ta's!"

"Okey dokey"