Obama Asks For Donald Trump's Birth Certificate (also Paul Ryan's)

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"Anyone whose name rythmes with HUMP -BUMP- STUMP- LUMP -DUMP and RUMP is very suspicious in my book!" said The President in a Rose Garden press Conference today

He also said -"And -when you think about it have you ever heard of an AMERICAN named TRUMP?"

"Also" The president went on; "Homeland Security has told me that his hair is NOT normal and might be of an ALIEN Nature?"

What Hump?

"Oh- and while we're at it we are gonna be checking out Paul Ryan's birth certificate to make sure he is NOT Marty Feldman in disguise."


"Might have to deport them both -heh heh heh