"I love Hillary but let's face it i wouldn't fck her with your dick!" said Bill to an unidentified friend in a Chappaqua NY tavern where they were having lunch and where he was overheard by the waitress.
The waitress spoke anonymously to the Westchester County Flyer,a local newspaper where the Clintons reside.
She said; "He told his friend that when Hillary is elected they have a deal where he can't fck any of the young chicks around the White House BUT the Secret Service will provide him with the best hookers in the world.
She also heard him tell his buddy; "Hillary can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch but i just can't fantasize my way around it any more -i mean it's like getting a blowjob from Madeline Albright!"
She then heard his buddy remark;"Just be careful Bill because you know their gonna be watching you like a Hawk!"
Bill replied, said the waitress; "Yeah those Bible belting repressed GOP assholes can't stand the thought of anyone having great sex!"
And then he concluded;"And most of them are fatsos married to dogs! Woof! Woof!"