TLC Announces “Sex With The Retarded and Handicapped”
Myron Schlocker VP original learning programming announced today:
“Sex with someone while on Dialysis? In an Oxygen Tent? While being lobotomized? Sex on crutches and in a wheel chair? With a quadriplegic or someone like Stephen hawking?
“Hell yes!-we're gonna show it all!”
Schlocker went on; “We will be getting video submissions from all over The Globe and we think this program probably best exemplifies our commitment to 'LEARNING” at The learning Channel!”
He concluded; “Where 'Learning' is useless and tasteless and always titillating to schmucks!”