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Thursday, October 05, 2017

World's Most Drunken Village announced - PMC California

Pine Mountain Store Breaks Per Capita Alcohol Sales Record



The small store where the residents buy their alcohol is located in a very “lush”Mountain Valley 80 miles north of Los Angeles.

And the residents of PMC (as it is known locally) have now established their beautiful little village as – The “lushest” on the planet!

The Pine Mountain general Store -Which is really a liquor store (with some grocery and general merchandise trappings) -Has now sold more alcoholic beverages per capita than any similar retailer on the face of the Earth in 2017!

The World Lush Association ( “Lush” derived from “Lushkiavot” traced back to the ancient Evank tribes of Siberia and meaning “he who falls out of his sled”) - And which has maintained these drinking records since 1543 -Announced the results yesterday in Latka Siberia, a village about the size of PMC located 1,600 miles from Moscow in the former Gulag of The USSR.

Gregor Smirnoff -great great great grandson of the Smirnoff Distillery Company and current President of The WLA -Announced to a world wide group of liquor distributors in Latka's town Hall yesterday:

“ I know ths comes as quite a shock to all the residents of Latka AND Igor and Bushka lbzdfklamnsky, the owners of lbzdfklamnsky Grocery (the local liquor store) - Which has held “The Lushest Village in The World” title since dethroning the tiny village of Tullamore, in Ireland, in 1804.

He continued: “We don't know what is going on in this Pine Mountain Village in America – BUT- The World Lush Association (WLA)  - Tips its glass to the residents of what is now -officially – THE “Lushest” Village in the World”

Adnan Mohammed -The absentee landlord of The Pine Mountain general Store when contacted by satellite phone in Syria and informed of this great honor AND That a ten thousand pound bronze statue of of a peasant laying down drunk in the gutter in Shnozy ,Poland -Where the contest originated in 1132 -Was on it's way to Pine Mountain (via container ship) to his Now World Famous store!

Adnan replied: “I am a Muslim and do not condone drinking alcohol - BUT -Allah bless all the drunkards in Pine Mountain Club.California."

reported by dave nelson
10-5-17




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