Post Francis Announces Castration for ALL Priests
“You think these sick fucking priests suddenly stopped getting hard ons when they see a handsome young alter boy? - That's like asking your normal sixteen year old son not to get a hard on if Selena Gomez walks into his bedroom naked.”
“They won't need their nuts anymore anyway - and a lot of children will be saved from getting ravaged by the hordes of queer priests at our "Club Vatican"
Pope continues “And since the Church refuses to ordain women or let men have normal sex lives - the Church is a haven for sexual deviants who have a "religious watering hole" to stalk their prey.”
“And -as we have found out - Your local Church has provided a fertile hunting ground with tens of thousands of victims- lots of kids who will never get over the trauma of being sexually assaulted (and by a trusted emissarry of the Lord no less)”.
“And if you think it's not business as usual in the " Now Johnny -God want's me to put my staff in your mouth and then in your bung hole -so be a good little Altar Boy" business - Then you must be delusional!”
“You think these sick fucking priests suddenly stopped getting hard ons when they see a handsome young alter boy? - That's like asking your normal sixteen year old son not to get a hard on if Selena Gomez walks into his bedroom naked.”
So - i say - "Off with their nuts" - that ought to put a crimp (oops) in the recruitment of queer sickos into "Club Vatican."
OH -And i will lead by example!
Oh -and not to worry --God will keep our nuts safe until we get to Heaven.
Breaking news In a shocking revelation the Pope has announced that he will allow himself to be sodomized by a Priest to protest what he called:
"A catholic clergy that is overrun with priests who enjoy fucking children!"
He went on; "and any priest at whatever level of authority that is implicit in this crime of all crimes will be sodomized and castrated -henceforth"
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