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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Dame Judy Dench Sells Pussy Hair

"If that bald slut -- Britney,whats her name?,can get an offer of one million dollars for her well worn beaver -- my grandly grey pussy fibers should obtain at least two million quid." --said the acclaimed British Shakesperean actor and Academy Award nominee in London today.

When told that Ms. Spears had cut her head hair not her pubic hair she said: "Oh my -- i just assumed -- oh well that certainly increases the value of my offer --and all proceeds shall go to needy working girls."

Prime Minister Tony Blair said; "The Dames' pussy should be on display with the Crown Jewels -- it is indeed a national Treasure."

Sir Paul McCartney on hearing the news said: "If this keeps up i might just have to throw my cock in the ring!"