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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Eskimos Getting Snowed By Donald Trump

The Donald is moving quickly to take advantage of the real estate opportunities presented by Global Warming.His office announced today;"That frozen waste land filled with Polar Bears and blubber eating Eskimos is gonna be ice free and the perfect spot for "Trump North" -- Bugsy Siegel created Las Vegas out of the desert and i'm gonna do the same thing with the North Pole"

Asked about upsetting the indiginous Inuit culture he responded: "they can learn how to deal blackjack and clean hotel rooms -- it's too bad their women are to short and squat to be showgirls."

Rosy O'Donnel said: "Trump will probably slaughter the Penguins and serve them in his restaurant as northern duckling."