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Friday, February 16, 2007

Kim Jong iL Wants Rice Bad

Condoleeza Rice that is! "If i have to pretend to make a deal with those American dogs to get into her pants i will do it. -- No Korean has an ass like that black beauty" -- the Mad Midget dictator of North Korea was overheard saying to one of his Generals at the multi -lateral talks yesterday.

Condy responded " thats just male bonding talk -- he's not a bad guy for a retarded dwarf and if he saw me naked he'd probably shit himself.
The main thing is our diplomatic goals."

President Bush jumped in with;" The closest he'll get to Rice is in a bowl with dog meat on it." (sorry Barney)