"Mexico is a super rich country -- with tremendous natural resources and unlimited potential," said the Donald at a Wall Street press conference with his hedge fund partner in this venture, Goldman Sachs.
" We will buy Mexico on a leveraged buy-out basis just like it was a Corporation by offering every Mexican citizen five thousans American dollars and then they will vote to become "Americans". said Trump.
Moishe Pipickwitz ,President of Goldman Sachs, said ,"a lot of rich Mexican's are gonna be pretty pissed , but they have been screwing their people so much for so long that it's just tough shit -- their Government is totally corrupt and run by drug lords."
"Donald Trump will take over as CEO of Mexico and will immediately break ground on " The Mexico World Gringo Palace" -- a pleasure and gambling zone that will cover all of Southern Mexico",said Pipickwitz.
"All drugs will be legalized as well as abortion and gay marriage -- this will eliminate the drug and corruption problems and create huge revenue streams (it might,however create huge immigration from the United States which we will have to keep an eye on especially with the establishment of universal health care for all citizens).
Trump also said they where working on a plan to Buy Iraq -- relocate it's few remaining "normal citizens" and all women and children -- nuking the rest and then selling the oil to Saudi Arabia.
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