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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Travis the Chimpanzee Was Horny and Was Murdered

Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of primate veterinary medicine at Cornell University's world renowned Ape Clinic said today:

"It's quite simple - Travis went Ape! - he was no different than a teenaged boy with his thumper ready to explode and being teased by some naughty cheerleader - EXCEPT:

"Chimps have four times the testosteronr level of a young man!"

Dr. Pipick was asked by Elise Mandelbaum - digibandit animal reporter;

"Well -Dr. Pipick - do you think that people should be allowed to own Cimpanzees? -Can it be done safely?"

Dr. Pipick replied: 'Yes! Definitely! -But -if the owner is a woman - she must be prepared to have sex with her Chimp."

"Oh - and by the way - Chimps make super sexual partners!"

He concluded; "In my professional opinion - Travis was murderd for no reason other than the ignorance of his owner -and the police."