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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Sarah Palin IS Reason For North Korean Rocket Launch

U.S. officials say. U.S. counterproliferation and intelligence officials have confirmed Japanese news reports of the expected launch between April 4 and 8.
North Korea announced its intention to launch the satellite in February. Regional powers worry the claim is a cover for the launch of a long-range missile capable of reaching Alaska. (to annihilate Sarah Palin)



National Intelligence Director Dennis Blair said earlier this month that all indications suggest North Korea will in fact launch a satellite and that the reason is -- "Sarah Palin and her Alien spore."



Il Jong Cockhead -North Korea's leader has previously gone on record about his concerns regarding Sarah Palin "That woman is not human! - She is an Alien from another world - and she must be destroyed along with her Alien spore. (family)"



He said at the UN yesterday: " When a country as powerful as the United States was considering her for a leadership position we started taking her very seriously, as it was obvious to our Ancient Wise Men that she was a seriously damaged human being .



"He continued; "We are a poor and humble nation but we cannot sit idly by and not be prepared to annihilate her when she leaves her human form and starts to destroy the world - think of the great western movie epic "Aliens" -that creature is Sarah Palin without her costume."



"I know that sounds preposterous - but we have a mystical culture going back ten thousand years - and our wise men are shitting in their robes over that monstor,"



He concluded; " We don't want or need a ballistic missile - but we have to be sure wer'e ready when she breaks out of her pod"



Wow - i think he may have somethin there.