Well she has surfaced again (see older posts) -And - with her Prosthetic Eyecam has produced another amazing candid expose of a celebrity client.
"I never planned on releasing the video of my strange sexual encounter with David Carradine's -( strange - even for me) - but now i hope it sheds some light on this terrible tragedy" - She said.
"David Carradine requested that i tie a rope around his neck and loop the other end around his balls and then he stood on top of a ladder (which he brought with him) - and then looped the rope up to a special climbing piton he screwed into the cieling."
"He asked me to suck his cock -and that right before he came he would jump off the ladder -squeezing his nuts and choking him - and that as soon as he came i was to swing him back on the ladder"
"As you can see in the video he really blew his nuts in a spectacular demonstration of what he called "Kung Fu Kum"
"He said it was a method used by ancient Chinese mystics - and that the Buddah and Lao Tzu both believed it was a way of reaching total Enlightenment"
"Well -he sure enlightened me! -he almost blew my head off !"
"Anyway" - She concluded "I think what happened is that he tried to replicate an Enlightened Kung Fu Kum (orgasm) without a hooker assistant -And - he probably was jerking off and just accidentally hung himself."
"What a way to go!"
"And please don't try this at home - unless you're a Rush Limbaugh fan,"
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