Captain Lou Albano Is Partying With The Lord!

And if everyone on Earth who did not worship him as a God were to drop dead right now -this Planet would at last be free and at peace!

No war - no oppression -no religion - no discrimination - no anger - no anxt - no uptight white people - no Muslim Arabs - no priests - no guns - no rednecks - no energy -no REAL violence.

Right now god is sitting with the Captain who has just pierced god's face with a rubberband and then threw him down with Greg Valentine's famous four legs locked hold.

And God is laughing and screaming "That's enough Lou -You crazy motherfucker you -hahahahahhaha"