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Friday, December 11, 2009

Tiger Will Leave Tour To Chase "Hot Chicks"

Tiger Woods said Friday he is taking an indefinite leave from golf to spend the next couple of years chasing "hot chics"

He announced ; "From the time i was two years old and continuing into adulthood the only thing my dad allowed me to focus on was golf -and i have been so deprived from casual sex with 'Hot chicks " that i am now out of control and i just need to "Shtup" my way out of this psychosis".

Dr Moishe Pipick -Wood's therapist said today:"Tiger is suffering from a serious case of APD (Acute Pussy Deprivation) -and the best way for him to return to a normal happy life is to Shtup every "Hot Chic" he can over the next two years."

Woods concluded "This going to be rough -but i was always good in the rough!"