Clive Cornholes Tanisha In Oxygen Finale

Damn Clive -I Want THAT one

"Oxygen Fans eagerly awaiting to find out if Clive and Tanisha tie the not are in for a big shock!" said Eunice Slutinsky -head of original programming for Oxygen.

"We just wanted to shake things up a bit for our wide female audience mostly made up of fat repressed Black female morons  -SO!":

"The night before the wedding as Tanisha is getting  prepared for the happiest moment in her life -Clive crashes into her bedroom -drapes her over the couch and Cornholes her into ecstatic oblivion"

"The amazing thing is that Tanisha no longer wants to marry Clive - she's not angry:

 Clive Can't Cornhole Like Me

"She just wants to spend a while exploring  in her words the "Cornholing Zeitgeist"

Slutinsky concluded."And that should make for a very compelling next season of "Tanisha Gets Cornholed Around the World"

"Perfect for our audience and should bring some new male blood into our audience."