Dogs and Cats added to ObamaCare says Obama

"There are 82 million Dog owners and 62million Cat owners in America today -and they love them as much as any members of their families." said Obama speaking from The Rose Garden today.


"Now that The Supreme Court has approved Obamacare it is time to afford our Dogs and Cats the same level of protection AND i happen to know that Chief Justice Roberts loves his 3 Dogs and 5 Cats more than Antonin Scalia loves Pizza and  and Justice Thomas loves porn and white hookers."

"Now i know that Mitt Romney who put his Dog ,Seamus in a cage on the roof of his care when they traveled on vacation will oppose this extension of Obamacare -along with all the Dog and Cat hating Republicans BUT:"

"I know the American people are wholeheartedly with Michelle and I on this one AND don't think we don't care about ALL of your different pets out there -we are working on that!"