xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: The Slaughter Zombies are Back in The Mountains

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

The Slaughter Zombies are Back in The Mountains

Spotted the advance of these killer beasts in the form of a man dressed in combat fatigues today while hiking on Sawmill Mountain near my home in Pine Mountain Ca. He was armed with a bow and arrows and accompanied by a pack of dogs whose purpose is to tree a Black Bear who will then suffer the agonizing experience of a razor sharp   -three headed hunting arrow - entering him or her.

Why and for what?

Our Hunter Hero probably has a shitty job - a drinking and or drug and or anger management problem - hasn't gotten laid in six months  - has little respect or satisfaction in life  BUT after a six pack and cradling his guns and bows in his little room and feeling the  exquisite power that seeps into his dulled brain at the thought of KILLING  -of using these instruments of power - Boy that does the trick - almost:

"Gotta bring that bear home mutilated and dead! -off to Mount Pinos - hell of a ride but well worth it  and The local grocery has 89 different types of beer."

Hey - why the fuck don't you buy a camera and bring back some closeups for the wife and kids to show them what a cool stalker you are -and THEN you can get drunk and watch Football and then abuse your FAMILY - and our BEARS will be happy in their Winter slumber..

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