TLC is seeking young unmarried teens (or even some married pregnant teens) who would like to marry a rich Saudi Arabian for a cable network show
AND would be willing to blow them and have Anal Sex in an audition for this new exciting Reality Show on The Learning Channel
Myron Schlockmaster VP Programming said today; "Talk about LEARNING! I mean is this a great opportunity to expand your learning or what?"
He went on; "If anything represents what The learning Channel is all about well -this show about says it all!"
He concluded; "These young needy gals will get a chance to experience life in a new country and make big bucks! - OH -and next up we will be looking for young men and offering the same great LEARNING experience!"
If interested email email@example.com and include a bio of with names, ages, occupations and city of residence.