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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Read This First Paragraph And Then Puke

“You have to look at why sex was created,” Eric Love, the director of the East Texas Abstinence Program, which runs Virginity Rules, said one day, the sounds of Christian contemporary music humming faintly in his Longview office. “Sex was designed to bond two people together.”
To make the point, Mr. Love grabbed a tape dispenser and snapped off two fresh pieces. He slapped them to his filing cabinet and the floor; they trapped dirt, lint, a small metal bolt. “Now when it comes time for them to get married, the marriage pulls apart so easily,” he said, trying to unite the grimy strips. “Why? Because they gave the stickiness away.

Now, you know that Eric Love would fuck a snake if it slithered across his crotch!

And this is the kind of crap message that the Bush administration is spending huge amount of our tax dollars on to stop high school kids from fucking!

If you want to stop teenagers from fucking --here is the message:

"Hi young hotty -- don't fuck any man with a weeny that's not at least ten inches long --and when you find that man --marry and worship him for the rest of your life! -- in the meantime have fun and stay busy by sucking any weeny you can get your hands on. And use a condom!"


ps -- we seriously have to consider putting all these religious nuts on a boat to the Congo.