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Friday, August 31, 2007

Caitlin Upton Admits She Is A Complete Moron

A team of cognitive neuroscientists and scholars from all over the world have evaluated the response of the Miss American Teen Contestant - Caitlin Upton - to that now famous map question and concluded:

As a prime example of what American culture is producing in terms of it's future leaders -- we predict that the English language and American intellectual and artistic achievements will decline to the level of babble in two generations.

The Chinese leader Chou en Wow had this off camera reaction to the following response from Ms. Upton, "Is she fucking human?"

Her answer, in its entirety, was: “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us."

When Caitlin saw a video of her response she said; "Oh --i'm so much better with text messaging."

Instant and text messaging babble -- our kids are becoming Chimpanzees! -- Hooo hooo hooo hahahahahhh eeee a HeeHeeeehee!